Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Hey!  I resemble that remark.

No... do your own research and find something new to add to the forum... don't just copy off me.

I haven't mentioned 'he who shall not be named' in several days now... in fact, I'm sure it's been over a week.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Just because you don't like Sorabji doesn't mean he's automatically bad...

And certainly doesn't mean he needs to be censured.

[j_tour]

Just because you don't like Sorabji doesn't mean he's automatically bad...

No... do your own research and find something new to add to the forum... don't just copy off me.

I've focus-grouped these two comments and I'm not satisfied with the results.

Recut your jibs and rehoist the mainsails, and try it again.

[perfect_pitch]

I've focus-grouped these two comments and I'm not satisfied with the results.

Well, I'd say in reference to my comment - your focus group wasn't adequate enough to use as a proper sample size; or they weren't representative of the community as a whole.

...but I think you and I can agree on something in reference to LatG's last statement...

Just because you don't like Sorabji doesn't mean he's automatically bad...

Maybe you and I need to resolve our differences and put them aside, and work together?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I've focus-grouped these two comments and I'm not satisfied with the results.

That... doesn't exactly work.

[perfect_pitch]

He probably focus grouped that comment with his alternate personality.     

[lostinidlewonder]

Maybe you and I need to resolve our differences and put them aside, and work together?

Yes if either of you hope to win realise the game difficulty here is Asian level, velly velly hard one lah.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I have some bad news, p_p.

Since this will be my last post on this thread, I will eternally have the last post, and you can't do anything about that.

[perfect_pitch]

It might be YOUR last post, but it won't be the last post... and that's what counts...

...and somehow I doubt it will actually be your last post here.

Yes if either of you hope to win realise the game difficulty here is Asian level, velly velly hard one lah.

I have Scottish blood... so no one beats me... but feel free to try your best.

[j_tour]

Teacher stopped taking amphetamine-based performance enhancers.

Does that mean I'm allowed to try Bach again or should one have to wait?

Since this will be my last post on this thread, I will eternally have the last post, and you can't do anything about that.

That's a shame.  Try harder next time.  Or longer.

[perfect_pitch]

That has to be the WORST synthesised whistling sound I've heard in a while. Was that an 80's TV show?

Just reading the plot now....


Mmmm...





...wow... that's bad. $17M to make, only made back $6M. Pitiful.

And no - just because your teacher is off their meds does NOT mean you can play Bach. See if you can raid their drug stash, take a few of them - wait till the feeling of dizziness hits and THEN try some Bach.

Record and upload the results for us on YouTube.     

[lostinidlewonder]

I raise.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... if we're looking at awful sounds we can make with out mouths, I present to you our all-time favourite - Yoko Ono, in what sounds like her having a psychotic incident on stage:

I'd say 'enjoy', but I'm pretty sure no one would agree with that.

[lostinidlewonder]

OOo now the topic is getting interesting.

[j_tour]

Well... if we're looking at awful sounds we can make with out mouths, I present to you our all-time favourite - Yoko Ono, in what sounds like her having a psychotic incident on stage:

And....we're back on infinite loop.  What, do you want some more Wesley Willis or something?

[perfect_pitch]

And....we're back on infinite loop.  What, do you want some more Wesley Willis or something?

You've been harking on about Wesley Willis FAR longer than I have about Yoko Ono.

...but hey, if we are on an infinite loop - I managed to survive the last loop without falling behind in my posts, I look forward to repeating the same this next time.

[j_tour]

You've been harking on about Wesley Willis FAR longer than I have about Yoko Ono.

...but hey, if we are on an infinite loop - I managed to survive the last loop without falling behind in my posts, I look forward to repeating the same this next time.

Oh yes, the speculative philosophical thing. 

One thinks of Kierkegaard and Hegel, but also Aquinas.

You are insufferable.  Go play my organ.

[perfect_pitch]

No ones 'playing' with your organ, without a shot of penicillin and a strong case of antibiotics.

...and maybe a set of industrial heavy duty rubber gloves and a hazmat suit.

[j_tour]

...and maybe a set of industrial heavy duty rubber gloves and a hazmat suit.

Actually, that describes my apparel for some days at my straight job.  Working the HazMat cage.  White apron, arm sleeves, nitrile gloves, more serious puncture resistant gloves, very, very, very many zip ties, about a dozen 55-gallon drums, inside a wire cage that I can lock and unlock at will.

I don't often perform this role, but when I do, I prefer to be called Dr. Giggles.

I leave the notion of a Dr. Giggles as an exercise for the reader.

[perfect_pitch]

Actually, that describes my apparel for some days at my straight job.  Working the HazMat cage.  White apron, arm sleeves, nitrile gloves, more serious puncture resistant gloves, very, very, very many zip ties, about a dozen 55-gallon drums, inside a wire cage that I can lock and unlock at will.

I don't often perform this role, but when I do, I prefer to be called Dr. Giggles.

I leave the notion of a Dr. Giggles as an exercise for the reader.

Dr Giggles??? I'm just going to assume you're a dentist... with a fixation for collecting teeth in those 55-gallon drums, so you can cash in with the tooth fairy, like most people cash in recyclable cans.

[j_tour]

Dr Giggles??? I'm just going to assume you're a dentist... with a fixation for collecting teeth in those 55-gallon drums, so you can cash in with the tooth fairy, like most people cash in recyclable cans.

Yeah.  So what?

[perfect_pitch]

Nothing... I made my assumption and if you feel okay walking around with drums of childrens teeth... who am I to criticise.

As long as there are no other types of human remains in those drums... meh.

I would have some smart arse gif, but I'm too tired. Works been hard...

[j_tour]

Works been hard...

It's a bit of a commute, but there's another bridge or highway overpass you can try, if you don't mind taking seconds.

[perfect_pitch]

It's a bit of a commute, but there's another bridge or highway overpass you can try, if you don't mind taking seconds.

[gasplamey]

I have some bad news, p_p.

Since this will be my last post on this thread, I will eternally have the last post, and you can't do anything about that.

I refuse to believe that this is a joke, even though I know it will be.

[perfect_pitch]

Must admit - it's been an entire week since he last posted, and he posted in the 2nd to last post wins thread... so I have to say - so far he's been a man of his word.

You kind of have to respect that...

[j_tour]

You kind of have to respect that...

Does one?

I suppose.

Kind of him to stop bleating like a sped around here, though.

[perfect_pitch]

Kind of him to stop bleating like a sped around here, though.

...although I don't think Gasplamey is going to get in our way much. He's been strangely absent for massive chunks of this thread.

(no offense...)

[lostinidlewonder]

No use hiding, can smell you from here.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

/quote]

I can see you doing that in the bushes to all your victims... not very subtle though.

[lostinidlewonder]

Silence, listen to Sorabji.

[j_tour]

You fool!  What have you done? 

There is an evil to that name!

[perfect_pitch]

Silence, listen to Sorabji.

That's not fair... comparing that obnoxious, self-entitled drivel and almost audible diarrhea... to those lovely chimps playing.

[lostinidlewonder]

Well ok sure, the Chimps are actually quite excellent. Much better than Travis who preferred to rip at human face and hands.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11686234/horror-injuries-woman-face-hands-ripped-pet-chimp/amp/

You fool!  What have you done? 

There is an evil to that name!

I'm not scared

[perfect_pitch]

Well ok sure, the Chimps are actually quite excellent. Much better than Travis who preferred to rip at his owners face and hands.

Seriously... why would one keep an exotic pet like that in the household? I genuinely think humanity as a whole is doomed, and it's because of people like her.

Or... the genius who decided to live with bears, until he was *** eaten by them:
https://people.howstuffworks.com/timothy-treadwell.htm

[lostinidlewonder]

Ahh poor Timothy there's an audio of him and his girlfriend getting eaten somewhere in the dark corners of the internet.

I think I'm in an abusive relationship with my cat, she tends to physically maim me daily 

[perfect_pitch]

Ahh poor Timothy there's an audio of him and his girlfriend getting eaten somewhere in the dark corners of the internet.

I'm probably going to hell... because I laughed my arse off at that comment.

Although at the same time - that is dark... and coming from you? Didn't think you had it in you.

Well played...

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

You think that crappy gif will make me convert to the dark side? That I'm so easily coerced by a simple animated image... You think very little of me, don't...





Crap... I do love cookies.

[j_tour]

Ah....some civilized parley for once.

Get ready, open wide:  the meat man's coming!

[lostinidlewonder]

Ah....some civilized parley for once.

Get ready, open wide:  the meat man's coming!

What??!! You speaking Polari or something?

[perfect_pitch]

Get ready, open wide:  the meat man's coming!

That sounds sordid...

I will have no part in that. I don't want to know what the 'meat mans' bringing.

[j_tour]

I will have no part in that. I don't want to know what the 'meat mans' bringing.

Boatload of music theory! 

Probably!

[perfect_pitch]

You do realise:

THE COURIER FONT SUCKS!!!

Sorry... just had to put it out there. Would you ever consider trying a different font???

[j_tour]

Sorry... just had to put it out there. Would you ever consider trying a different font???

No. 

I do use that gross default font sometimes when outside of this thread, which hasn't been for quite a while.  Sometimes I'll type faster than I can think.  Or "think," to cut off an obvious objection.   

But when taking the time to consider it, no, I would not willingly pledge myself to another font.

Dignum et justum est.

[lostinidlewonder]

What? I can't hear you over your dot matrix printer. Hello??? Huh???

[perfect_pitch]

What? I can't hear you over your dot matrix printer. Hello??? Huh???

I laughed... well done. Man - I remember them in the 90's.



Surely this font is a little nicer??? It seems to give off a sense of playfulness, and not the sense of someone still stuck in the 1970's.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

As cool as Nathan Fillion is... it's been 3 days. That's just poor of you...

3 days. I was getting bored and started to finally believe that this would be the moment people would forget about this forum and I would FINALLY be crowned the WINNER!!!