Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

You cannot frigth back. 

Go do babby way instain.

Trying to either figure out what that is meant to mean, or suspect you may be having a stroke.

[j_tour]

Trying to either figure out what that is meant to mean, or suspect you may be having a stroke.

Do way instain!

[lostinidlewonder]

Stop being selfish.

[perfect_pitch]

I must admit - I did find some of the Hale & Pace jokes very funny...

I was looking for one particular joke, but I couldn't find it.

[j_tour]

Stop being selfish.

OK.  That merited a laugh.

I didn't know you had a sense of humor.

Well done.

[perfect_pitch]

JESUS... I didn't realise how risque some of their jokes were... this one is almost a little creepy and borderline perverted.

Although they redeem themselves from time to time... this one was quite classy.

[j_tour]

JESUS... I didn't realise how risque some of their jokes were... this one is almost a little creepy and borderline perverted.

"Almost"?  Yeah that one did go a bit far....but still worthy.

I admire they really stuck it all the way in on that one.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... I think going all the way probably made it worse and worse. At first he was just sleazy, but then it got more and more perverse.

It's like some of the jokes of Frankie Boyle... some of them are funny, but there are others that are just sickening.

Although, after finding out a few more skits by them - gotta give them credit, they really went all out on some of them (budget wise).

[j_tour]

Well aren't you the sensitive lad!

I wouldn't have thought an Aussie would be so easily offended, but then again you are a city boy.

Got soft hands.  Like a girl's hands!   

Although, after finding out a few more skits by them - gotta give them credit, they really went all out on some of them (budget wise).

Agreed on that.....they really did invest in decent mics and sprung for a recording engineer on that one.  I couldn't really see but probably lavalier mics in a soundstage with some room tone blended from an overhead, and of course the main course just into some SM58s or whatever as part of the gag.

They were a bit before my time, but spot on parody, down to the music on that one.

Eh, the conceit's a bit stale...you know....oh those Oirish what with they having all they kids and such....but can't really fight the premise there.

[perfect_pitch]

Well aren't you the sensitive lad!

I wouldn't have thought an Aussie would be so easily offended, but then again you are a city boy.

Not sensitive... just a superior sense of morality and knowing right from wrong; clever from distasteful.

As I said - I did used to laugh at some of Frankie Boyles stuff, but man - some of that stuff is almost pure hate filled and derogatory.

[j_tour]

You're probably daft enough to think Key and Peele were a couple of Irish monks, amirite?

Now go forth and multiply or whatever!

[perfect_pitch]

You're probably daft enough to think Key and Peele were a couple of Irish monks, amirite?

Bxtch, please. I've known about them for years. Funny buggers... and pretty sure they ain't bloody irish.

Love this skit. Bloody hilarious.

Another of my favourites.

[j_tour]

Bxtch, please. I've known about them for years. Funny buggers... and pretty sure they ain't bloody irish.

Love this skit. Bloody hilarious.

LOL.  They acting like they Irish in that one....nervous as long tail cats in a room full of rocking chairs.

Don't remember that one, but pretty damned good.

Fan it!  Fan the money!  And what's with the Robin Williams schiit?

[j_tour]

Que es estes pendejos?

[perfect_pitch]

And what's with the Robin Williams schiit?

Easy... Robin Williams was a legend... he deserves a mention.

Que es estes pendejos?

I ain't the arsehole here.

[j_tour]

I ain't the arsehole here.

Wouldn't know.  I don't speak Mexican.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, you did say

Que es estes pendejos?

Que - pretty sure is Who
Pendejos - we all know what that means.

Wasn't too hard to translate... why'd you say it then?

[j_tour]

Pendejos - we all know what that means.

Fine, take you along for ballast, chief.

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhh Jaws... great movie. Good thing about being a producer about a film on animals & animal actors, is you don't pay have to pay them a dime.   

[j_tour]

Good thing about being a producer about a film on animals & animal actors, is you don't pay have to pay them a dime.   

And at the cast and crew wrap party....enough snacks for everybody!

[perfect_pitch]

And at the cast and crew wrap party....enough snacks for everybody!

Love it...     

Wonder if they have enough toothpicks though.   

[j_tour]

Wonder if they have enough toothpicks though.

Isn't catgut good enough for you lutenists?

[perfect_pitch]

When has anything been made of cat gut? Haven't you seen the internet - you can't do anything to cats now. They're bloody sacred.

And who the hell plays the lute... that'll make one popular in high school.   

[lostinidlewonder]

When has anything been made of cat gut?

Maybe cat guts have, but I can't verify that.

[j_tour]

And who the hell plays the lute... that'll make one popular in high school.   

When has anything been made of cat gut?

Maybe cat guts have, but I can't verify that.

I don't think you've really tried.  Hint:  start by shaving the cat.  Good preparatory lesson.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't think you've really tried. 

And you HAVE??? I can see why you are not liked by animals. No one wants to see a shaved cat - they're awful looking. Has Austin Powers not taught you anything???

I would have attached a picture, but since the movie is from the 1990's - the image quality sucks.

Use your imagination.

[j_tour]

And you HAVE??? I can see why you are not liked by animals.

Well at least I tried.

I cut their claws off first, as a self-preservation method, but nobody would blame a bloke for doing what that.

[perfect_pitch]

I cut their claws off first, as a self-preservation method, but nobody would blame a bloke for doing what that.

Your psychologist must not be able to sleep at night...

[j_tour]

Your psychologist must not be able to sleep at night...

I'm blackmailing her and banging her sister.

She don't got nothing to say to me, and I don't believe she's slept in years.

[perfect_pitch]

While I do worry about the mentality of some of your responses... I do have to tip my hat off to you for creativity.

Even if it's slightly... psychotic.

[j_tour]

Even if it's slightly... psychotic.

[perfect_pitch]

Really... you want to go mano-a-mano with odd instrumental performances???

Do I have to break out Yoko Ono again??? Remember the last time I did? People bled through their ears.

[j_tour]

Do I have to break out Yoko Ono again??? Remember the last time I did? People bled through their ears.

Go ahead!  Whup a llama's ass!  Suck my dog's dick!  Kick Batman's ass because he was being such a stupid jerk!

I double dare you!

[j_tour]

Go ahead!  Whup a llama's ass!  Suck my dog's dick!  Kick Batman's ass because he was being such a stupid jerk!

I double dare you!

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously??? The default to Wesley Willis???

No one is touching that video.

[j_tour]

Seriously??? The default to Wesley Willis???

No one is touching that video.

Hey, you brought it up, MF!

Nobody's "touching" your region neither.

Yes, always!

Wait.  No, never!

[perfect_pitch]

Nobody's "touching" your region neither.

I never asked anyone to either... well not recently.

Here's one you might find interesting on how to talk to people on the internet J_Tour.

You might learn something.

[j_tour]

You might learn something.

Not likely.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm intrigued... I seem to remember that GIF from being in a video clip or something...

Any idea what the source was... or is this how Nicolas Cage spends his free time, waiting for acting roles to come in???

[j_tour]

Any idea what the source was... or is this how Nicolas Cage spends his free time, waiting for acting roles to come in???

Yes.

And Nic Cage doesn't "wait" for anything....he acts.  With great vengeance and furious anger.

You might learn something.

/* Late edit:  OK, that was pretty funny. 

Wasn't no Wesley Willis, but I'll allow it.  Although "You look like guys use you as a cum dumpster."?

Is that a common phrase in your neighborhood? 

It may be true in some cases, but in other cases someone might take that as in insult.

Only you can decide Classically-trained Dilletante. 

Or "CD" as is your new nickname.

*/

[perfect_pitch]

Wasn't no Wesley Willis, but I'll allow it.  Although "You look like guys use you as a cum dumpster."?

Is that a common phrase in your neighborhood? 

Is it NOT in yours??? I thought this was a perfectly normal and widely used vernacular that is instilled in the hearts of children from a young age when either insulted, or have the need to use a comment to disparage their bullies and mock them.

Such a sheltered life you must lead. Glad you found it funny though - I'll see if I can find something else to put a smile on your dial.

Oh yeah... the reason I don't do french:

[j_tour]

Oh yeah... the reason I don't do french...

Is surely that young "people" with unkempt hair and questionable hygiene post videos about their hot takes on the language.

[perfect_pitch]

HEY... if it's as hilarious as that - GOOD ON THEM.

I laughed my sorry arse off the first time I saw that.

"Brah..."

[lostinidlewonder]

We should chew elves, to celebrate chewelve years?

[j_tour]

There once was an old elf named Dave
A dead she-elf he kept in his cave.
"I know it's a sin,"
he said with a grin,
"But think of the money I save!"

[perfect_pitch]

We should chew elves, to celebrate chewelve years?

I know another way to celebrate 12 years old...

[j_tour]

Bollocks!  I will have this when I win!

[lostinidlewonder]

Ahh yes better options, I find elf bones tend to get stuck in my teeth.

[j_tour]

Ahh yes better options, I find elf bones tend to get stuck in my teeth.

They are chewy.  Maybe battered and fried, like calamari rings?

If I went for it, the Laphroaig 15 would be epic, but I still like the 10.

Much consideration is to have been had.  (BTW, don't bother with the Laphroaig blended...it's just a mediocre whisky at best...but for me, Laphroaig 10 is something one can afford once in a while and enjoy).

Difference between Green Spot and (for me, I like it for a treat now and then) Yellow Spot is insanely expensive.

[perfect_pitch]

If I went for it, the Laphroaig 15 would be epic, but I still like the 10.

Of course - every whisky is better with age.

Just had my taste of a 21 year old whiskey - damn, that was great stuff.