Last post wins!!!!!

[gasplamey]

I'm not even going to try to find your location, but It seems to me that you live in Asia.

This is yet another reason why the US is not the best country.

Ragh Ragh Patiorticm or something idek

[orgarnic]

I don't know man, at this point maybe moving to China might be better. Then again, doesn't every country have horrible issues but the US's  are the only ones being highlighted?

[gasplamey]

I don't know man, at this point maybe moving to China might be better. Then again, doesn't every country have horrible issues but the US's  are the only ones being highlighted?

Maybe go live in Greenland or something. I don't care.

[orgarnic]

This brings me back to: "Why is Greenland called that if it has more ice than Iceland?"

[gasplamey]

This brings me back to: "Why is Greenland called that if it has more ice than Iceland?"

To make kids like you ask questions.

[orgarnic]

Are you really that much older than me?

[gasplamey]

Are you really that much older than me?

Depends.

[orgarnic]

Well I'm not revealing my age, so it's on you to answer my question

[gasplamey]

Well I'm not revealing my age, so it's on you to answer my question

I'm too old for this.

[orgarnic]

You're absolutely not.

[gasplamey]

You're absolutely not.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know man, at this point maybe moving to China might be better. Then again, doesn't every country have horrible issues but the US's  are the only ones being highlighted?

It seems Australia's faults are far less severe than that of China or America.

Ahhhh... I love a sunburnt country.. even if our Prime Minister is a complete and utter fuckwit.

[orgarnic]

what about all the spiders and scorpions? Do you even encounter those or is it just online propaganda?

[orgarnic]

Oh yeah, did you hear about the brainrot senator?

[lostinidlewonder]

What about playing cello in a tree?

[orgarnic]

this is the type of stuff that happens in Australia?

[yqxpiano]

No, Australia is fake guys. None of it is real, like cmon. Kangaroos, koalas, wallabies, obviously just something out of a doctor Seuss book. The UK invented Australia to cover up the fact that they drowned thousands of prisoners in the sea. They said they sent them to Australia. Anyone who says they are from Australia is paid by NASA.
joking

[perfect_pitch]

what about all the spiders and scorpions? Do you even encounter those or is it just online propaganda?

Oh no - those things are real and will kill you. We have spiders that are 2cm big and can kill people.

We risk our lives everyday just hanging our washing out on the washing line. That's probably why they drink like fish in Australia.

It's a coping mechanism.

[j_tour]

I want to buy your women.  Sell me your women.  How much for the little girl?

[perfect_pitch]

You always want what you can't have...

[j_tour]

Eat me, hoser!

[perfect_pitch]

Nah... I'd rather eat a cookie.

[yqxpiano]

Nah... I'd rather eat a cookie.

Cookie Monster is sad because there are no cookies. Give him a cookie to make him happy 🍪

[perfect_pitch]

Cookie Monster is sad because there are no cookies. Give him a cookie to make him happy 🍪

Nah... I ate the cookies. All of them - there are no more cookies.

Cookie Monster is a greedy prick anyway.

[yqxpiano]

Nah... I ate the cookies. All of them - there are no more cookies.

Cookie Monster is a greedy prick anyway.

Then he will eat donuts instead.

[j_tour]

Go play with this for a while, you bunch of milk-drinking concert ballerinas!   

[perfect_pitch]

Then he will eat donuts instead.

Have you EVER seen COOKIE monster... ever eat DONUTS?

There's a reason he is called COOKIE monster.

[yqxpiano]

Have you EVER seen COOKIE monster... ever eat DONUTS?

There's a reason he is called COOKIE monster.

No… I only mentioned donuts because I like them. No real reason

[perfect_pitch]

Bleeegh...

Muffins are far superior.

[yqxpiano]

Mean   :'(
Be nice to my donuts

[perfect_pitch]

Hell no... screw your donuts. Those lumpy, lardy rings of FAT...

Muffins are superior and far more delicious.

Accept it... admit it.

[yqxpiano]

Hell no... screw your donuts. Those lumpy, lardy rings of FAT...

Muffins are superior and far more delicious.

Accept it... admit it.

Never!

[orgarnic]

I'm guessing that yqxpiano is from the US. Just a guess.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm guessing that Trump is a sociopathic lunatic with narcissism and destructive tendencies.

Who surprisingly as well, comes from the US. I wonder if there's a pattern.   

[yqxpiano]

I'm guessing that Trump is a sociopathic lunatic with narcissism and destructive tendencies.

Who surprisingly as well, comes from the US. I wonder if there's a pattern.   

I agree with you on the first part, but do you really have to hate my donuts so much? It’s not like I dislike muffins. In fact I do enjoy them.

[orgarnic]

That's like saying because roaches are icky that means butterflies are icky as well.

Or maybe logic just doesn't apply in the world of PianoStreet.

[perfect_pitch]

I agree with you on the first part, but do you really have to hate my donuts so much?

Yes... I do. My goal in life is to destroy all the doughnuts in the world.

[lostinidlewonder]

It's cos he sold his soul for one. Leaving the last bite.

[yqxpiano]

That's like saying because roaches are icky that means butterflies are icky as well.

Or maybe logic just doesn't apply in the world of PianoStreet.

Butterflies are icky. Look at one under a microscope and you’ll never want one on your hands again

[orgarnic]

Not really. All living things look like that, especially insects.

You should look at a dead body under a microscope.
Get one yourself.

[j_tour]

Mean   :'(
Be nice to my donuts

Is that supposed to be slang for something?

Sounds horrid.

[lostinidlewonder]

Is that supposed to be slang for something?

Sounds horrid.

Just keep your fingers out of my doughnut please.

[yqxpiano]

Is that supposed to be slang for something?

Sounds horrid.

Just keep your fingers out of my doughnut please.

I didn’t mean any innuendo, I was just talking about donuts. But if you say it that way…

[perfect_pitch]

Anything can be sexy if you say it with the right tone.

[j_tour]

Anything can be sexy if you say it with the right tone.

Exactly right.

I sometimes imagine Paul Hogan speaking the most banal phrases and am instantly transported.

To a magical fairy land.

[perfect_pitch]

I sometimes imagine Paul Hogan speaking the most banal phrases and am instantly transported.

To a magical fairy land.

I think that's the drugs you're taking... and I think they've expired... by many, many years.

[j_tour]

I think that's the drugs you're taking... and I think they've expired... by many, many years.

Yes, but I don't take them orally.

The more efficient methods of intake offset the reduced potency of the drugs.

I invite you to experiment upon yourself.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, but I don't take them orally.

The more efficient methods of intake offset the reduced potency of the drugs.

I invite you to experiment upon yourself.

No, thank you. My goal is hopefully to get through life without a doctor ever having to tell me that I have to stick them up my jexxie.

[j_tour]

No, thank you. My goal is hopefully to get through life without a doctor ever having to tell me that I have to stick them up my jexxie.

You don't need a physician to give you advice.

Be your own man!

Grow some Paul Hogans and give it a try.

[perfect_pitch]

You don't need a physician to give you advice.

Be your own man!

Grow some Paul Hogans and give it a try.

I got some major Barry White's on me, and there's no way I am taking ANYTHING up the back door.

Not on your life.