Last post wins!!!!!

[eee-_-]

Only one of the biggest gaming franchises from the last 30 years. Keep up J_Tour. You have to stay relevant to all the latest trends and memes.

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I have played a sum total of like 2 games , and i know zelda its quite popular , i didnt know about this song or smthing called careless whisper until couple weeks ago which is supposed to be huge but i know zelda for a long time

[perfect_pitch]

I have played a sum total of like 2 games , and i know zelda its quite popular , i didnt know about this song or smthing called careless whisper until couple weeks ago which is supposed to be huge but i know zelda for a long time

SERIOUSLY??? It's a very popular song...

[j_tour]

I agree, Zelda Fitzgerald was a very good game.  Or name, or something.

Chess, gin rummy, and contract bridge are also very good games.

Zelda? Oh, that game where everyone confuses the princess for the guy with the sword.

No, that was Donkey Kong or Pac-Man, pretty sure.

Only one of the biggest gaming franchises from the last 30 years. Keep up J_Tour. You have to stay relevant to all the latest trends and memes.

Yes, I'm sure you're right. 

All the most important toys are now called "franchises."

I used to like that movie Citizen Kane, but that fat hack Orson Welles ruined the franchise, and now we'll never get a sequel.  Nor a prequel.

I also used to like this woman I was seeing as of a week ago, but her stupid parents failed to develop a franchise, so now I have to pick out another one from the house of foundlings.

[perfect_pitch]

I used to like that movie Citizen Kane, but that fat hack Orson Welles ruined the franchise, and now we'll never get a sequel.  Nor a prequel.

Citizen who???

[eee-_-]

SERIOUSLY??? It's a very popular song...

When it comes to songs , you could ask me to name 10 songs , and i wouldnt be able to even if its to save my own life , If i think "  pop songs " , the only thing that comes up is " Never gonna give you up " . I actually cant remember any other pop songs while writing this post .

[j_tour]

Citizen who???

Citizen Greatest Song Ever Made.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh no... dear god no. Not Celine Dion...

Most of my teenage years were constantly being asked to play that bloody song from Titanic.

I REFUSE to do it ever again. Plus, she moved onto better and greater songs...

[j_tour]

I REFUSE to do it ever again. Plus, she moved onto better and greater songs...

You did it even once? 

Holy sheet!

What did you owe a bunch of gambling debts or something?

Judas christ.

I will make a true proposition:  I gave this ex-girlfriend through Monday 23:59 UTC to say if the mason jar with her blood in it was a gift or a loan. 

But at 00:01 UTC Tuesday, I'm going to sell it on Ebay, Craigslist, and Facebook with her name prominently advertised.

Just wanted to give you solid people first crack at a mason jar partially filled with a few ounces of blood from a dental surgery of hers.

But as a decent fellow, I'm giving her until the last minute of Monday UTC to decide why she left that in my refrigerator.

[lostinidlewonder]

Please practice your piano, on the baby.

[eee-_-]

Citizen Greatest Song Ever Made.

Oh i have heard this one from the memes

[perfect_pitch]

You did it even once? 

Hey - it was all the rage. It got you attention... if you did that in a crowded public shopping centre - it got people all around listening.

Shame there weren't any cameras around back then. I could have been one of the YouTube sensations gone viral.

I will make a true proposition:  I gave this ex-girlfriend through Monday 23:59 UTC to say if the mason jar with her blood in it was a gift or a loan. 

But at 00:01 UTC Tuesday, I'm going to sell it on Ebay, Craigslist, and Facebook with her name prominently advertised.

Just wanted to give you solid people first crack at a mason jar partially filled with a few ounces of blood from a dental surgery of hers.

You can keep that creepy jar... good luck to you,

[gasplamey]

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You know a meme is dead when old ppl are using it.

[j_tour]

You can keep that creepy jar... good luck to you,

Thank you.  Yes, some idiot will buy it and most of her friends and what remains of her family will see the advertisement and be horrified and ashamed of that woman.

That is indeed how the heart goes on.

[gasplamey]

Thank you.  Yes, some idiot will buy it and most of her friends and what remains of her family will see the advertisement and be horrified and ashamed of that woman.

That is indeed how the heart goes on.

Okay boomer.

[perfect_pitch]

You know a meme is dead when old ppl are using it

I heard a Year 3 mention it just last Friday... this meme is going to be around with the younger kids for another month.

[gasplamey]

I heard a Year 3 mention it just last Friday... this meme is going to be around with the younger kids for another month.

tbh ive nevers understood this one and hopes it deis soon,. I shouladve added a 'thank you' to the other post.

[orgarnic]

its a horrible meme. top 5 worst imo.

[orgarnic]

your ocarina of time arrangement is good, it has that 8-bit feeling that video game music has, especially nintendo.

Peter Johnston has to be one of the most generic names I've heard tho

[j_tour]

Okay boomer.

This is a young woman's blood that she gave me after dental surgery!

"Boomer" isn't quite the word.

Disgusting pervert might be a fitting term, but I'm the one who has the jar!

Naw, screw it....it's going in the dumpster next time I take out the trash. 

[perfect_pitch]

your ocarina of time arrangement is good, it has that 8-bit feeling that video game music has, especially nintendo.

Peter Johnston has to be one of the most generic names I've heard tho

I don't care if my name is generic... it's mine and I'm keeping it.

What would you have preferred... Chad Bestington or some shite like that??

[eee-_-]

I don't care if my name is generic... it's mine and I'm keeping it.

What would you have preferred... Chad Bestington or some shite like that??

Chuck Norris

[j_tour]

Chuck Norris

Jeffrey Lebowski, Jr.

[perfect_pitch]

Meh - I like my name. Having a generic name makes you strive to make the name great in society...

I mean - I'm sure Fred West thought his name was generic, and he eventually got into the Press and gained fame.   

[j_tour]

Meh - I like my name. Having a generic name makes you strive to make the name great in society...

I mean - I'm sure Fred West thought his name was generic, and he eventually got into the Press and gained fame.

Whatever. 

Fred Ward.

Burt Ward.

Ward Bond.

At least everyone agrees that Peter O'Toole has the filthiest name imaginable.

Until I trick some gal into carrying my seed to birth and insist on it being named Randy Gaylord Eee.

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At least everyone agrees that Peter O'Toole has the filthiest name imaginable.

Until I trick some gal into carrying my seed to birth and insist on it being named Randy Gaylord Eee.[/font]

NOPE... I would say Randy O'Toole would have the filthiest name.

[eee-_-]

NOPE... I would say Randy O'Toole would have the filthiest name.

Quandale Dingle

[j_tour]

The filthiest name of an actual person is John Waters.

Yes, I just finished reading four or five of his books. 

His name was born for scandal.

Has good taste in music, though, he does.

Quandale Dingle

What the hell would you know?  Your forum handle is literally a transcription of an inhuman shriek.

BTW, do you want to buy 2.5 ounces of blood from a woman I used to know?

I sell it cheap but shipping might be a few bucks.   

[eee-_-]

The filthiest name of an actual person is John Waters.

Yes, I just finished reading four or five of his books. 

His name was born for scandal.

There are only 12 post with the EEEE in them , and sure yeah whats the blood type tho

Has good taste in music, though, he does.

What the hell would you know?  Your forum handle is literally a transcription of an inhuman shriek.

BTW, do you want to buy 2.5 ounces of blood from a woman I used to know?

I sell it cheap but shipping might be a few bucks.

[lostinidlewonder]

I raise your filthiest name by 1000.

[eee-_-]

I raise your filthiest name by 1000.

There is probably a " Ashit Dikshit " out tehre , also " Hardik dikshit "

[perfect_pitch]

Damn... I thought that image may have been fabricated... but it's genuine. Have to give credit where credit is due. Well done. How long did it take you to find that?

Well, they say if you have nothing intelligent to say, it's best to say nothing at all. Good to see you're taking that advice seriously.

Is this your new strategy now... just quote people and write absolutely bugger all??? Rather lame if you ask me.

[j_tour]

Is this your new strategy now... just quote people and write absolutely bugger all??? Rather lame if you ask me.

Where's the money, Lebowski? 

A woman with nine toes is not a pretty sight.

[lostinidlewonder]

Damn... I thought that image may have been fabricated... but it's genuine. Have to give credit where credit is due. Well done. How long did it take you to find that?

I've seen these names in the past so its easy to find.



How about this? Lol

[perfect_pitch]

How about this? Lol

I honestly didn't think that was that funny... The poor host though - you could tell he was ready to just *** let loose with a holler and a hoot, but couldn't as he had to 'look' professional.

Although on a game show - I guess the bar for respectable presentation is quite low.

[eee-_-]

Well, they say if you have nothing intelligent to say, it's best to say nothing at all. Good to see you're taking that advice seriously.

Is this your new strategy now... just quote people and write absolutely bugger all??? Rather lame if you ask me.

[eee-_-]

I've seen these names in the past so its easy to find.

Where do u find these wth

[lostinidlewonder]

Where do u find these wth

lol

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - we clearly have a new winner.

[eee-_-]

Okay - we clearly have a new winner.

I still think sheila Dikshit is worse

[j_tour]

I still think sheila Dikshit is worse

You're free to be wrong.

Ram Amandeep wins.

His last name contains ⅓ of your username, so you may be proud.

[perfect_pitch]

I still think sheila Dikshit is worse

WHAT? Are you saying you don't like to           Ram Amandeep???

[j_tour]

Perhaps the subtlety and deep meaning of the name eludes the young master.

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Perhaps the subtlety and deep meaning of the name eludes the young master.

I dont get it , how is it as better than dikshit

[perfect_pitch]

I dont get it , how is it as better than dikshit

I'm sorry... grammar not good; understand me not. 

The fact that Ram Amandeep also works as a beautiful double-entendre is what makes it great. If you had someone with the name 'Toby McFuchface'... well, that's just simple profanity; but having the double entendre is just funny as hell.

Either you get it, or clearly like yourself - you don't get it.

It just is.

[lostinidlewonder]

I dont get it , how is it as better than dikshit

It’s better or worse depending on how you’re measuring better or worse. But if being better makes things worse, does that make worse… better? For better or worse, till death do we part from logic itself. Certainly if you see Ram Amandeep you might also see Dikshit.

Or you can forget about this and play with carrots.

[eee-_-]

I'm sorry... grammar not good; understand me not. 

The fact that Ram Amandeep also works as a beautiful double-entendre is what makes it great. If you had someone with the name 'Toby McFuchface'... well, that's just simple profanity; but having the double entendre is just funny as hell.

Either you get it, or clearly like yourself - you don't get it.

It just is.

My bad i wrote that when i was half asleep , The fact that I was able to assemble an approximately comprehensible sentence in that state is a miracle .

[eee-_-]

It’s better or worse depending on how you’re measuring better or worse. But if being better makes things worse, does that make worse… better? For better or worse, till death do we part from logic itself. Certainly if you see Ram Amandeep you might also see Dikshit.

Or you can forget about this and play with carrots.

Those are indeed words .

Also what is that guy trying to achieve

[j_tour]

Those are indeed words .

Also what is that guy trying to achieve

Looks like he's trying to going all the way to the huevos with that carrot, but can he deliver it in the pocket?

[lostinidlewonder]

Those are indeed words .

No they're not, they are code.

Also what is that guy trying to achieve

He achieved it, its obvious, it's an efficient way to do it.

[j_tour]

Yes, many games which require manipulating an object or objects repeatedly "deep" require efficiency as well as finesse and knowledge.   

Not in all such activities is efficiency desired, however.