Last post wins!!!!!

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Only one of the biggest gaming franchises from the last 30 years. Keep up J_Tour. You have to stay relevant to all the latest trends and memes.

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I have played a sum total of like 2 games , and i know zelda its quite popular , i didnt know about this song or smthing called careless whisper until couple weeks ago which is supposed to be huge but i know zelda for a long time

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I have played a sum total of like 2 games , and i know zelda its quite popular , i didnt know about this song or smthing called careless whisper until couple weeks ago which is supposed to be huge but i know zelda for a long time

SERIOUSLY??? It's a very popular song...

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I agree, Zelda Fitzgerald was a very good game.  Or name, or something.

Chess, gin rummy, and contract bridge are also very good games.

Zelda? Oh, that game where everyone confuses the princess for the guy with the sword.

No, that was Donkey Kong or Pac-Man, pretty sure.

Only one of the biggest gaming franchises from the last 30 years. Keep up J_Tour. You have to stay relevant to all the latest trends and memes.

Yes, I'm sure you're right. 

All the most important toys are now called "franchises."

I used to like that movie Citizen Kane, but that fat hack Orson Welles ruined the franchise, and now we'll never get a sequel.  Nor a prequel.

I also used to like this woman I was seeing as of a week ago, but her stupid parents failed to develop a franchise, so now I have to pick out another one from the house of foundlings.

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I used to like that movie Citizen Kane, but that fat hack Orson Welles ruined the franchise, and now we'll never get a sequel.  Nor a prequel.

Citizen who???

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SERIOUSLY??? It's a very popular song...

When it comes to songs , you could ask me to name 10 songs , and i wouldnt be able to even if its to save my own life , If i think "  pop songs " , the only thing that comes up is " Never gonna give you up " . I actually cant remember any other pop songs while writing this post .

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Citizen who???

Citizen Greatest Song Ever Made.

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Oh no... dear god no. Not Celine Dion...

Most of my teenage years were constantly being asked to play that bloody song from Titanic.

I REFUSE to do it ever again. Plus, she moved onto better and greater songs...

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I REFUSE to do it ever again. Plus, she moved onto better and greater songs...

You did it even once? 

Holy sheet!

What did you owe a bunch of gambling debts or something?

Judas christ.

I will make a true proposition:  I gave this ex-girlfriend through Monday 23:59 UTC to say if the mason jar with her blood in it was a gift or a loan. 

But at 00:01 UTC Tuesday, I'm going to sell it on Ebay, Craigslist, and Facebook with her name prominently advertised.

Just wanted to give you solid people first crack at a mason jar partially filled with a few ounces of blood from a dental surgery of hers.

But as a decent fellow, I'm giving her until the last minute of Monday UTC to decide why she left that in my refrigerator.