Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I have never liked Richard Clayderman...

It's bad enough we had one musician parading about turning classical music into smushy, purile drivel...

...now we have another.

[j_tour]

lol.

Is that Billy Connolly up to one of his pranks again?

[perfect_pitch]

HOW DARE you besmirch the great name of Billy Connolly like that...

With Billy Connolly, people laugh BECAUSE of him...

As for the other guy - they just laugh at him.

[j_tour]

Yeah, but add a beard, and that could be him. 

What the hell do I know?

[eee-_-]

music hard

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but add a beard, and that could be him. 

Oh come on - they're not even remotely close in resemblance. Even Ray Charles could tell the difference between them and he's blind.

music hard

Seemingly, so is coming up with an intelligent reply... as you so beautifully demonstrated.

[j_tour]

Biggie Smalls is hard.

Music.

Demanding yet incredibly effective.

[perfect_pitch]

Biggie Smalls is hard.

I can bet you at least once in his life, he used the pick up line "I may be Biggie smalls, but not all of me is small" at some sleazy bar.

[j_tour]

I can bet you at least once in his life, he used the pick up line "I may be Biggie smalls, but not all of me is small" at some sleazy bar.

Probably.

You seem to be the expert on his life and music.

[perfect_pitch]

You seem to be the expert on his life and music.

You would think that... but I actually had to google that name because I thought you were making it up.

[j_tour]

You would think that... but I actually had to google that name because I thought you were making it up.

Here, do this.

If you didn't know, Larry Goldings is the comedic mastermind behind the "Hans Groiner" character, but he's also an OK organ player known for some stuff.  I think he still plays some piano, but is far better known as an organist doing jazz things.

[eee-_-]

Seemingly, so is coming up with an intelligent reply... as you so beautifully demonstrated.

am i wrong tho

[lostinidlewonder]

Music hard? Well Scriabin explodes all over the place with music.

"I bring you a magical shiver / of a consuming scorching love / and unimaginable caresses … I am the instant of illuminating eternity / I am the affirmation / I am Ecstasy"

[perfect_pitch]

am i wrong tho

Yes, actually - you are. Every day we come up with intelligent replies (well, most of us do), but we've done so for over 11 years now. Surely it can't be that hard... And when I said "Seemingly, so is coming up with an intelligent reply..." it was LACED with sarcasm... couldn't you taste the sarcasm??

[eee-_-]

Yes, actually - you are. Every day we come up with intelligent replies (well, most of us do)

I was talking about what i said , was that statement factually incorrect ?

Being correct does not equate to being wrong (or unintelligent ) .

And i yes i saw the sarcasm and knew that u were being sarcastic , it still dosent factually disprove my statement "music hard " .

Do y'all just need to disagree with stuff for the sake of disagreeing with someone, to create a long back-and-forth "debate" (or just completely unreasonable and useless argument) that will drag on forever and result in nothing?

[j_tour]

well, most of us do

Don't be so hard on your shortcomings.  Occasionally you make half of a (wrong) effort.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't think music is relatively that hard. We have a beautiful system that maps out the pitches on vertical lines that can be very easily understood and translated to the piano (in our case); we have a rhythmic system that allows us to easily divide beats into easily understood sub-divisions (and the chance to play freely if need be) and we have an instrument that is beautiful in its aesthetic showing of the white and black notes, and a perfect way to almost see pitch. We can instantly see where the lowest note is, the highest note and that every note in sequence going up will be a step higher and we don't need to worry about breathing (like the winds do), bowing or craning our neck.

Music isn't that hard - it just takes time and patience.

[eee-_-]

I don't think music is relatively that hard. We have a beautiful system that maps out the pitches on vertical lines that can be very easily understood and translated to the piano (in our case); we have a rhythmic system that allows us to easily divide beats into easily understood sub-divisions (and the chance to play freely if need be) and we have an instrument that is beautiful in its aesthetic showing of the white and black notes, and a perfect way to almost see pitch. We can instantly see where the lowest note is, the highest note and that every note in sequence going up will be a step higher and we don't need to worry about breathing (like the winds do), bowing or craning our neck.

Music isn't that hard - it just takes time and patience.

Fair enough , Though , two things that determine the difficulty of some task is -
1) Time required
2) how difficult it is to grasp in the first place ( for example , understanding fluid dynamics when you introduce uneven terrain and/or other fluids that the observed fluid is currently in , or calculus 3)

Music checks out the first one , its not conceptually difficult tho

[perfect_pitch]

Fair enough , Though , two things that determine the difficulty of some task is -
1) Time required
2) how difficult it is to grasp in the first place ( for example , understanding fluid dynamics when you introduce uneven terrain and/or other fluids that the observed fluid is currently in , or calculus 3)

Music checks out the first one , its not conceptually difficult tho

Maybe, but time is involved in EVERYTHING. Every single project, hobby, profession and even our leisure activities take time to get better at.

You even said yourself that technically piano is not conceptually difficult.

[j_tour]

Winning this damned thread is difficult.

It could take a lifetime. 

Perhaps I should begin to compose only in Latin.  A language which takes typically a half-lifetime to master, in fluent composition and receptio.

Or perhaps take up music on yet another instrument, or try doing anything.

To speak of interminable endings.

[perfect_pitch]

You're right... I couldn't stand listening to it. It WAS interminable.

[j_tour]

Yes, that was one of Hans Groiner's worst.

But check out how hanger-on-ing this retard is droning on bout some fools at the fingerboard and their tunings.

If ever one wished to kill somebody by means inexplicable this would be part of the punishment.

What a retarded fool was the narrator in the audio.  It is shocking to me how low standards have become that one accepts this as a "human" voice.

It is unacceptable.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, that was one of Hans Groiner's worst.

But check out how hanger-on-ing this retard is droning on bout some fools at the fingerboard and their tunings.

If ever one wished to kill somebody by means inexplicable this would be part of the punishment.

What a retarded fool was the narrator in the audio.  It is shocking to me how low standards have become that one accepts this as a "human" voice.

It is unacceptable.

It almost sounds AI generated. That's the problem, isn't it? Now people don't even put in the effort to make their own videos. They get a single picture - get the video editor to sway it back and forth on a 2 to -2 degree slow shake and get AI to generate the text and voice.

Just imagine - the world is going to get even more full of this sh*t very soon.

[j_tour]

It almost sounds AI generated. That's the problem, isn't it? Now people don't even put in the effort to make their own videos. They get a single picture - get the video editor to sway it back and forth on a 2 to -2 degree slow shake and get AI to generate the text and voice.

Just imagine - the world is going to get even more full of this sh*t very soon.

99% of sh*t "articles" or listicles and the like are void of humane content.

Bitches be snapping, yo.

What should I do first on my list today?

[perfect_pitch]

What should I do first on my list today?

Definitely trim your beard... otherwise people will think you're a psycho.

[God damn... it's getting harder and harder to embed videos from sites now].

We have video footage of J_Tour later that day, after he shaved:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/comments/1ph39nr/at_bass_pro_shop/

[j_tour]

Well, just for that I changed my list.

[perfect_pitch]

You really need to work on your handwriting... it's shocking.

It looks like it reads... Narcissism est find cartridges.

OH... cartridges. You mean like the old Nintendo 64 ones???

[j_tour]

OH... cartridges. You mean like the old Nintendo 64 ones???

Sure.  Exactly like that.



Gringo!   

[eee-_-]

ya'll have REALLY bad handwriting ngl , like this is absolute garbage . I cant be the one to judge because mine is a lot worse but i am a science student so its going to be unnatural if i had good handwriting

[j_tour]

Sure.  Exactly like that.
Gringo!   

That's a 6B Koh-i-Noor out of a Staedtler-Mars Technico 780... the old standard.  I think most of my lead holders are the 780, but I do have a bunch of cheap Koh-i-Noors and even some not-so-good ones for just beating up on about town.  780s mostly...

I think a good compromise lead in 2mm is either the Mitsubishi in 2B (it's deceptive....the Mistubishi leads are softer and darker than the Koh-i-Noor or Staedtlers...it depends....the Mistubishi leads are much more expensive, and they do have a pronounced darkness to them....they are nice, though, and Mitsubishi makes some ultra cheap lead holders that are OK for just using some colored/wax "leads" in them, for fun's sake).

A 4B in either variety is a good compromise....won't dull too fast.  But, one must have an assortment of leads and holders to use at a glance.

I like the 6B for just scratching around at my desk....it's very smudgey, of course, but it can be sharpened to a degree if one wishes.

Son of pregnant dog, sh*t.  Well....so maybe I was having a senior moment.  I'm going to need you to climb down out of my ass, you pinche huevón.

[perfect_pitch]

If you're trying to convince us that you're hip, and cool - that reference sure as sh*t isn't helping.

I've been on this Earth for over 40 years, and yet I still don't know what movie that was from.

Probably before my time... ergo - I don't care what movie it was.

[j_tour]

Just keep talking, son.

You're talking yourself into a real sister country wife now.

[perfect_pitch]

Nah... that country life ain't for me. Give me the internet, air-conditioning and a place where incest is just a 6-letter word in the dictionary, not a hobby.   

(just joshing)... but I'm not the one who perpetuated it in the first place.

[lostinidlewonder]

Did someone mention the theme of inbreeding? This video is so inbred you must watch it on YouTube.

[j_tour]

Did someone mention the theme of inbreeding? This video is so inbred you must watch it on YouTube.

No, but I heard a purse made of a kangaroo's scrotum is an excellent and thoughtful gift most welcome by any blushing maiden.

It is indeed true.

Also, Julianne Moore is gross.  No, wait.  That was Nicole Kidman. 

Well, still.  Both of them are still not good specimens.

I did get VD checked off my list, though.  You'll all be happy to know.

No, that is for real, as in one way I see if I took the "vitamin" D3 each day....only supplement I allow myself. 

Because vitamin D hepatotoxicity is a thing, although to absurd measures one is very unlikely to encounter in human life.  And I've been known to drink on whenever I feel like it.  Also, they're not free, so I don't much like having more than is needed.

[perfect_pitch]

Well Lost... I didn't watch the video, only because the thumbnail creeped me out enough.

HORRIFYING... it was.

No, but I heard a purse made of a kangaroo's scrotum is an excellent and thoughtful gift most welcome by any blushing maiden.

If I told you once, I've told you a dozen times. If you want your bloody kangaroo scrotum coin purse, then you need to go out an kill your own bloody kangaroo. I ain't doing it for you.

[j_tour]

If I told you once, I've told you a dozen times. If you want your bloody kangaroo scrotum coin purse, then you need to go out an kill your own bloody kangaroo. I ain't doing it for you.

But what can I, as a mere pudgy do-nothing layabout really do about the thing, is what we wish to know.

I sought counsel from the king's best men and I am driven bare?

[perfect_pitch]

Well, the first steps I would say is buy an plane ticket, sharpen your axe, fly over here and see how close you get to chopping off some poor kangaroo's balls.

I don't think they'll be too happy about it though.

[j_tour]

Well, the first steps I would say is buy an plane ticket, sharpen your axe, fly over here and see how close you get to chopping off some poor kangaroo's balls.

I don't think they'll be too happy about it though.

They're well known for their abilities as boxers, but I cheat.  And am a more intelligent puglist in general.

[perfect_pitch]

They're well known for their abilities as boxers, but I cheat.  And am a more intelligent puglist in general.

You mean pugilist???

This is a puglist...

[j_tour]

You mean pugilist???

This is a puglist...

Very clever.  No, I never claimed to be the world's best speller.

I can still take that dog with one hand tied behind my back

[perfect_pitch]

Very clever.  No, I never claimed to be the world's best speller.

No... but if you claim to be a intelligent pugilist then the least you could do was use the term correctly.

I mean, if I someone said they were a great peeano player, they'd lose all credibility.

[lostinidlewonder]

No... but if you claim to be a intelligent

"An intelligent",  not "a intelligent". Thought I'd mention it since you find grammar and spelling so important.

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe, but I'm not the one who was proclaiming to be a puglist.

Also, I am definitely not an English teacher.

[j_tour]

Also, I am definitely not an English teacher.

Could have fooled anyone, poncing about like an Englishman.

[perfect_pitch]

herE... HAvE SOME MajusCuLES... AND SomE MINiscuLES...

hell, takE as MaNY as you CAn get.



And... I'm not English.

[j_tour]

And... I'm not English.

Don't be ashamed.  Such a culture abundant in spotted dick. 

I've noticed.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not ashamed... I'm Scottish, not English.

You see as most people (seemingly) don't know, Scotland and England are 2 different countries. It's like calling an Italian person Swiss - it irritates the sh*t out of them.

[j_tour]

You see as most people (seemingly) don't know, Scotland and England are 2 different countries. It's like calling an Italian person Swiss - it irritates the sh*t out of them.

No it doesn't.

The Swiss, for example, are European and the Welsh and all the other people on the islands are English.

It makes perfect sense!

[perfect_pitch]

Definition of English:

A citizen who was born or who has become a permanent resident in the country of England.

Definition of Welsh:

A citizen who was born or who has become a permanent resident in the country of Wales.