Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

Resistance, disguises, hiding... all is futile.  Behold! I have....



Bwahahahaha!

Got me!

[j_menz]

Got me!

Just one more needed then....

[perfect_pitch]

Come to mine. It needs dusting. You can be "Minion 298759682349889729134".

Can you send me the Cartesian co-ordinates???

[Bob]

Jmenz is in the future.  That Stargate thing isn't going to work.  Right place, sure, but the time will be off.

[outin]

Jmenz is in the future.  That Stargate thing isn't going to work.  Right place, sure, but the time will be off.

What? Don't you know about the solar flare effect on stargate travel?



Send p_p where J_menz is...get rid of both...only Bob left...

[perfect_pitch]

You do realise you can't get rid of me that easily...

[j_menz]

Can you send me the Cartesian co-ordinates???

As I have stated previously, it's not in Cartesian space.

[j_menz]

Send p_p where J_menz is...get rid of both...only Bob left...

You may have missed it, but I'm not gotten rid of. 

[visitor]

How did I get here?

[j_menz]

How did I get here?

Same way you'll get here....

[outin]

You may have missed it, but I'm not gotten rid of. 

I didn't send anything through the gate yet...just wait...

[j_menz]

I didn't send anything through the gate yet...just wait...

Patience is not listed amongst my virtues.

[Bob]

*Bob quietly shoves a cat through the Stargate just to see what will happen....*  




I actually got a few relevant results for stargate cat.  

[j_menz]

I actually got a few relevant results for stargate cat.  

Perhaps you should have used one of those instead, then. 

[Bob]

[j_menz]

[outin]

Is there anything you cannot find with Google?

[j_menz]

Is there anything you cannot find with Google?

Chuck Norris.

[perfect_pitch]

Is there anything you cannot find with Google?

The definitive answer on whether there is a god or not.    

The answer to life and everything in the universe (and don't give me that 42 crap)      

The Colonel's secret recipe for the herbs and spices he uses on his Chicken???     

[outin]

The definitive answer on whether there is a god or not.    

Googled that and got about 6 670 000 hits...

[perfect_pitch]

Hey... you're right.   

https://www.godisimaginary.com/

 

[j_menz]

The Colonel's secret recipe for the herbs and spices he uses on his Chicken???     

54,000+ hits.

I think the one with finely chopped rat and depleted Uranium is probably the correct one.

[lostinidlewonder]

I'd hit a person 54,000 times for saying that.

[j_menz]

I'd hit a person 54,000 times for saying that.

Are you so weak that that many hits would be required?

[lostinidlewonder]

Nah attack like this!

[j_menz]

Nah attack like this!

Phhtt. How quaintly old fashioned.

[lostinidlewonder]

You'd shoot it? Oy, i thought we were hitting! That gun dont even have enough ammo to hit thousands of times. Weak.

[j_menz]

You'd shoot it? Oy, i thought we were hitting! That gun dont even have enough ammo to hit thousands of times. Weak.

It's great advantage is that it really only has to hit once. 

[visitor]

Phhtt. How quaintly old fashioned.

quick I need that.  Here it comes give it to me, we have one shot at it!
Hold my beer

Don't be fooled.  Very rare and elusive creature that's why he Harry Potter extras are excited

[j_menz]

Hold my beer

I'm guessing from the rest of your post it's by no means your first.

[Bob]

I thought someone would make a joke about compensating.

[j_menz]

I thought someone would make a joke about compensating.

Well..

[Bob]

That's not Arnold, is it?

[j_menz]

That's not Arnold, is it?

Who's Arnold?

[outin]

Who's Arnold?

Your google broken?

[j_menz]

Your google broken?

It tends to favour the Governator one to the exclusion of all others.

[outin]

It tends to favour the Governator one to the exclusion of all others.

So your google is just uncivilized?

[Bob]

That's too much work.

I use my brain.  Brain doesn't this image. 

[outin]

I use my brain.  Brain doesn't this image. 

 

[Bob]

Brain...  out... cutting...


*Bob decides just to blame his internet connection or ISP.*  Some kind of fault in the line maybe...

[perfect_pitch]

That's okay...

For me, my coffee's no good without brain...



Wait... that doesn't sound right... I need coffee.

[j_menz]

That's okay...

Where's you get my head X-ray from?

[perfect_pitch]

I found the thing lying the street... didn't seem like you were using it.   


 

[j_menz]

I found the thing lying the street... didn't seem like you were using it.   


 

How quaintly old fashioned. I thought these days people just hacked the cloud.

[outin]

How quaintly old fashioned. I thought these days people just hacked the cloud.

[j_menz]

[outin]

[j_menz]

Get a stronger one. 

[outin]

Get a stronger one. 

OK...

[j_menz]

Or just learn to live with it.....