Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

But ZOMG you sound like some child who refuses to watch anything under 4K.

UUUURGH.... You peasant you. You watch 4K???

I watch in glorious 16K at 1000hz. The gloriousness of the clarity makes all previous forms of digital media disgusting and abhorrent.

You might as well as me to watch... (gags slightly) a VCD. Remember those?

[j_tour]

UUUURGH.... You peasant you. You watch 4K???

I watch in glorious 16K at 1000hz. The gloriousness of the clarity makes all previous forms of digital media disgusting and abhorrent.

You might as well as me to watch... (gags slightly) a VCD. Remember those?

Dude, you sound like McLuhan, man.

Best be cancelling that sheet statim, hombre.

I don't like it.

Anyway, here's a classic tourist guide for when you visit Latin America.

[perfect_pitch]

Dude, you sound like McLuhan, man.

Best be cancelling that sheet statim, hombre.

I don't like it.

Anyway, here's a classic tourist guide for when you visit Latin America.

Pffft... Scottish make most of their decrees by either headbutt or the slitting of throats.

You're telling me the South American need guns to make their point???

Sad.

[j_tour]

You're telling me the South American need guns to make their point???

Exactly.  I'm pretty good at speaking Latin, but there are places in Latin America I won't go.

Some of the gorilla armies have developed a kind of coded language and can indeed be fierce.

And thank you for noticing the size and weight of my handgun, for it is impressive.

Pffft... Scottish make most of their decrees by either headbutt or the slitting of throats.

I think you mean the Welsh, but you people all look the same to me.

[perfect_pitch]

And thank you for noticing the size and weight of my handgun, for it is impressive.

It looks like a Glock if I'm not mistaken... or a Sig Saeur?

I think you mean the Welsh, but you people all look the same to me.[/quote]

I BEG YOUR PARDON???

A "Glasgow kiss" is a slang term for a
headbutt, delivered forcefully with the forehead, stemming from Glasgow's reputation for violence

A Glasgow smile is a wound caused by making a cut from the corners of a victim's mouth up to the ears, leaving a scar in the shape of a smile.

Get your bloody facts right... the Welsh never popularised headbutting or slitting of throats.

[j_tour]

It looks like a Glock if I'm not mistaken... or a Sig Saeur?

No, just a regular hammer-fired 1911-style pistol with the usual two external safeties, with a double stacked magazine and the magwell to accomodate.

 I like my sidearms simple and relatively safe.....if some goon grabbed it off me belt, that unlucky bloke wouldn't likely know how to fire it anyhow.  It's not just "point and shoot":  one has to know how to use it, and where the external safeties are. 

Not looking forward to getting "Glock-leg" syndrome any time soon, so, I stick with the 1911.  And it's easy to completely disassemble and put back together for cleaning and all that.  Caution is advised because of several important springs which may well "launch" a few important parts hither and thither, but it's a hobby unto its own, one could say.

Chambered in 9mm, though, so you're free to call me a pussy all you want, but I've still got eighteen rounds before I put my thumb down and finger inside.

17 in the magazine and one in the chamber, carry cocked and locked, meaning hammer cocked and thumb safety on. 

It's a pretty "safe" firearm as far as things go....old as the hills, but two external safeties, plus it's heavy as all get-out....loaded with range ammo, almost four pounds, to use your imperial system of weights and measures.

Not an everyday thing one wants to carry on one's hip....I do have a holster and belt for it, but it's a nuisance to carry around for no reason.

Get your bloody facts right... the Welsh never popularised headbutting or slitting of throats.

Naw, pretty sure it was the Welsh. 

Some militant tribal types thereabouts, anyway.

Bunch of hooligans, likely layabouts feeding off the dole and roughing up strangers.

How should one know the difference, lad?

[perfect_pitch]

Naw, pretty sure it was the Welsh. 

Some militant tribal types thereabouts, anyway.

Bunch of hooligans, likely layabouts feeding off the dole and roughing up strangers.

How should one know the difference, lad?

Erm... because the Welsh are... well, they're Welsh.

The Scottish are not.

Pretty easy to distinguish. One country speaks gibberish and makes it very hard to understand them, as if they were constantly drunk...

...and the other are Scottish.   

[j_tour]

Erm... because the Welsh are... well, they're Welsh.

The Scottish are not.

Pretty easy to distinguish. One country speaks gibberish and makes it very hard to understand them, as if they were constantly drunk...

...and the other are Scottish.   

I knew a Glaswegian woman once. 

She tried to kill me when I made eye contact with her.

Lovely gal. 

Keep them all to yourselves, please.

[perfect_pitch]

I knew a Glaswegian woman once. 

She tried to kill me when I made eye contact with her.

Lovely gal. 

Keep them all to yourselves, please.

Why do you think I moved the hell out of Scotland and into another country???

[j_tour]

Why do you think I moved the hell out of Scotland and into another country???

There are more sheep down under?

[gasplamey]

are you implying that copypastas are based

Iu didn;t say thagt i wasb eing based just that youj weren't.

[j_tour]

Iu didn;t say thagt i wasb eing based just that youj weren't.

Nice spelling there, James Joyce.

[gasplamey]

Nice spelling there, James Joyce.

thajknsb
Im almsot lkie Shakepsear.

[moonlight88]

Careful - with characters like that, you're almost moving into the furry fandom territory.

[j_tour]

thajknsb
Im almsot lkie Shakepsear.

Yep.  Total fruit.

[gasplamey]

[moonlight88]

[gasplamey]

NO.

[moonlight88]

NO.

too bad cus you're going to have to

[gasplamey]

too bad cus you're going to have to

nolp

[moonlight88]

nolp

we're just going to be going on like this forever until someone intervenes.
yep.

[gasplamey]

we're just going to be going on like this forever until someone intervenes.

yep

yep.

noppe

[moonlight88]

noppe

in fact, yep

[gasplamey]

in fact, yep

[moonlight88]

honestly this is getting boring. obviously i'm right but i'll opt tonot engage on this for a bit.

[gasplamey]

tonot

typo L

[moonlight88]

typo L

and how *** many of them do you make on a daily basis

[gasplamey]

daily basis

[j_tour]

WTH is wrong with you moonlight88?

[moonlight88]

you bunch of homos?[/font]

***. OFF.

[gasplamey]

WTH is wrong with you moonlight88?

Good question that nodody knows the asnweer to

[j_tour]

Good question that nodody knows the asnweer to

Nice oorthograpgty tehere, James Joyce.

Want to talk about Anna Livia Plurabelle there sometime, rhinestone cowboy?

[perfect_pitch]

The entirety of humanity does have a problem with furries... so I don't think I need to explain why that is.

[eee-_-]

What do yall think about andres segovia

[j_tour]

What do yall think about andres segovia

He was a great pianist. 

[perfect_pitch]

He was a great pianist. 

Never heard of him in my life.

[eee-_-]

Never heard of him in my life.

He isnt a pianist , he basically bought the classical guitar to stage

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listen to the phrasing , its actually there , which is not what you would usually expect from a guitarist playing classical music on guitar nowadays .

[j_tour]

He isnt a pianist , he basically bought the classical guitar to stage

So what you're saying is that he was a pretty good pianist, right?

(Of course I know who he is....IIRC he was very old school, using his nails on his plucking hand to amplify sound before an audience....and wrote any number of influential études for guitar, in addition to his almost single-handedly bringing classical repertoire to the concert stage, through live performance and his many recordings.

I can't really comment beyond what I recall....I can sight read at the guitar, with some effort, but do not have the chops to execute anything technically challenging in legitimate repertoire, and hardly ever listen to classical guitar recordings.  Although picking up a nylon string guitar would be versatile and fun to mess around with someday.

On the piano, of course.)

[moonlight88]

The entirety of humanity does have a problem with furries... so I don't think I need to explain why that is.

most ppl don't lmao and if you do then thats your fault for believing gross stereotypes that apply to maybe 1% of us
get over it

[perfect_pitch]

most ppl don't lmao and if you do then thats your fault for believing gross stereotypes that apply to maybe 1% of us

I believe you...

[j_tour]

No.  Pretty sure they're hilarious and almost universally derided and mocked.

Along with otherkins and people who construct conlangs.

But perhaps their time will come, when some large group of furries rises up and does something really memorable and totally cool.

[lostinidlewonder]

The furry is unimprrssed.

[perfect_pitch]

The furry is unimprrssed.

That's not a furry... that's Chewbacca in his uncomfortable years of adolescence; obviously years before he met Han Solo.

[j_tour]

That's not a furry... that's Chewbacca in his uncomfortable years of adolescence; obviously years before he met Han Solo.

I bet he grows a more handsome beard than many of the younglings around here.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't care for beards... too much work and maintenance. I just like to look cleanly shaven.

[lostinidlewonder]

What! The furry is clearly a girl.

[perfect_pitch]

What! The furry is clearly a girl.

It's not clear that it's a girl... could be a young boy... or AI.

[j_tour]

... or AI.

Or ALF.  Or whatever it wants to be.

Don't be so judgmental!

I don't care for beards... too much work and maintenance. I just like to look cleanly shaven.

More maintenance?  No, I prefer to be clean shaved myself, but after a weeks of pumping fists iron ivory one forgets and then one has to use the heavy machinery to extirpate the foliage.

I prefer the John Waters.

That is a high maintenance facial feature, and trust me, I know.  I've worn and trimmed the John Waters every year around Halloween just to freak people out.  One needs an eyebrow pencil to do it correctly.

[perfect_pitch]

Or ALF.  Or whatever it wants to be.

Don't be so judgmental!



More maintenance?  No, I prefer to be clean shaved myself, but after a weeks of pumping fists iron ivory one forgets and then one has to use the heavy machinery to extirpate the foliage.

I prefer the John Waters.

That is a high maintenance facial feature, and trust me, I know.  I've worn and trimmed the John Waters every year around Halloween just to freak people out.  One needs an eyebrow pencil to do it correctly.

OH MY GOSH... Did J_Tour FORGET to do his mandatory Courier New font for his last message???

He's slipping ladies & gentlemen.

[j_tour]

OH MY GOSH... Did J_Tour FORGET to do his mandatory Courier New font for his last message???

He's slipping ladies & gentlemen.

No ur ladies.

Nice keen nose for detail there, Hawkeye. 

Perhaps Paul Hogan might consider recruiting you for his auxiliary special military tactical forces unit.

As if.

Actually, what happened is I forgot the font tag doesn't reach around paragraphs when using other markups like i and such. VBB markup quoted blow me. I broke the markup tags with an extra space to demonstrate, but try it yourself.  Quiero ver a los monos, papi!

[ font=courier ]I prefer the John Waters.

[ i ]That[/i ] is a high maintenance facial feature, and trust me, I know.  I've worn and trimmed the John Waters every year around Halloween just to freak people out.  One needs an eyebrow pencil to do it correctly.[ /font]

That should work, but I don't spend all day trying to win one thread on one special interest hobby board.

Because, what would Mrs. Paul Hogan say? 

That's right.  She'd say "Get back to your room little miss thunderpants and stay there until you're summoned to become some golem with unnaturally hairy arms and face and bush and tucker down until I say it's safe to come out!"