Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Example B:

Anything by Sxrxbjx.

Why do you want to exhume Scriabin's corpse and perform an amateur autopsy on it?

[perfect_pitch]

I've got nothing against Scriabin... where did you get that from?

[eee-_-]

i assume pp was talking about sorabji

[perfect_pitch]

i assume pp was talking about sorabji

Yeah... exactly. Plus Scriabin isn't the one who shall not be named... hence the tag 'Sxrxbjx.

Plus J_Tour... you assumed Scriabin when I clearly put a j in there???

[j_tour]

Plus J_Tour... you assumed Scriabin when I clearly put a j in there???

Well I couldn't exactly say that other name, could I?

[perfect_pitch]

Well I couldn't exactly say that other name, could I?

Of course you couldn't, but I figured of ALL THE PEOPLE in this forum, chances are you would be the one not to confuse it with anything else, given we only ever redact that one singular name in most of the piano forums history.

YOU should know who I was talking about...

[j_tour]

Of course you couldn't, but I figured of ALL THE PEOPLE in this forum, chances are you would be the one not to confuse it with anything else, given we only ever redact that one singular name in most of the piano forums history.

Yeah, but Scriabin's long dead and it would be fun to make the Y-incision at the torso, as well as see how large his fingers actually were.

I had to put someone in there, so why not Scriabin?

given we only ever redact that one singular name in most of the piano forums history.

Ahem...I was the first to use the x-notation....I know all about it.

[perfect_pitch]

Ahem...I was the first to use the x-notation....I know all about it.

I say again then  - how of ALL people did YOU not pick it up then?

[j_tour]

I say again then  - how of ALL people did YOU not pick it up then?

You dummy!  Of course I "picked it up."  I just wanted somebody to dig up Scriabin's grave and see how big his hands were.

[perfect_pitch]

I just wanted somebody to dig up Scriabin's grave and see how big his hands were.

"I just want someone to castrate a kangaroo and send me the scrote so I can have a purse..."

JEESUS... All I hear from you is 'I want, I want..."

You're like a...

[j_tour]

JEESUS... All I hear from you is 'I want, I want..."

Judas *** christ....go have some yogurt or something.

Occult practices like yoga are contrary to my religious beliefs, but I did indeed do something about it.

I bought this very "yoga block" for the express purpose of cutting pieces from it to use as wedges in various holsters.

Meh, I can use what remains as back support for various chairs.

So I do indeed accomplish things....just not up to transcontinental flight these days any more....it's a mess. 

Remember what they did to Angela Hewitt's piano (OK, that was just some clumsy stagehands)!  Or Krystian Zimerman! 

And denumerable but many other disasters:  what if I keep my prescription sunglasses on and start writing out some differential equations, or even standard notation on staff paper!  These airline people are insane. 

And not in the Wesley Willis way!

If one can't afford a private plane, it's just not worth it.  Nor even for driving an automobile, really.  Have a chauffeur or don't go at all.  I have a car but I prefer to take a taxi almost everywhere.  Too many Sxxxbxxs out there.

[perfect_pitch]

Judas *** christ....go have some yogurt or something.

Occult practices like yoga are contrary to my religious beliefs, but I did indeed do something about it.

I bought this very "yoga block" for the express purpose of cutting pieces from it to use as wedges in various holsters.

Meh, I can use what remains as back support for various chairs.

So I do indeed accomplish things....just not up to transcontinental flight these days any more....it's a mess. 

Remember what they did to Angela Hewitt's piano (OK, that was just some clumsy stagehands)!  Or Krystian Zimerman! 

And denumerable but many other disasters:  what if I keep my prescription sunglasses on and start writing out some differential equations, or even standard notation on staff paper!  These airline people are insane. 

And not in the Wesley Willis way!

If one can't afford a private plane, it's just not worth it.  Nor even for driving an automobile, really.  Have a chauffeur or don't go at all.  I have a car but I prefer to take a taxi almost everywhere.  Too many Sxxxbxxs out there.

[lostinidlewonder]

Everyone spot the square who has to constantly cry about drugs and how he's not touched it because he's such a goody two shoes.

[j_tour]

Everyone spot the square who has to constantly cry about drugs and how he's not touched it because he's such a goody two shoes.

I think I found it! 

Does it like it in the Bach or in Debussy?

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously - is he still whining on about me like a little pansy???

I blocked his posts 2 months ago...

For the guy who claims he lives in my head rent free... I hate to say it, but HE seems to be the one who hasn't let go.

[j_tour]

Seriously - is he still whining on about me like a little pansy???

I blocked his posts 2 months ago...

For the guy who claims he lives in my head rent free... I hate to say it, but HE seems to be the one who hasn't let go.

Image link fail....you lose!

So what you're saying is you'd like to spend time with him, smoking pipes in a dark room.

Just like Hepburn and Tracy, Burton and Taylor, Russell and Hawn....a classic pairing!

[lostinidlewonder]

Does it like it in the Bach or in Debussy?

Definitely a big Debussy, a big gaping tunnel.

Seriously - is he still whining on about me like a little pansy???

I blocked his posts 2 months ago...

Oo a sissy fit again lol.

Its the other way around lol. Repeats about blocking like we care haha. Looks like youve outed yourself as the square goody two shoes lol. Get over yourself, oh wait.... thats your favorite topic meeerrrp

[j_tour]

Definitely a big Debussy, a big gaping tunnel.

Debussy was known to inspire moist secretions from his most fervent admirers.

[perfect_pitch]

Image link fail....you lose!

Sorry to say it - but it works perfectly fine. YOU LOSE!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

Sorry to say it - but it works perfectly fine. YOU LOSE!!!

That's because she slipped you a Viagra, drug boy.

[eee-_-]

ngl sorabji sucks , like who even listens to this garbage

[j_tour]

ngl sorabji sucks , like who even listens to this garbage

Those complain the loudest?

Not you....you're new here, so you get a pass on that.

[perfect_pitch]

ngl sorabji sucks , like who even listens to this garbage

Suicidal cultists
Deaf people...

Also... I think they use it to ward off homeless people (and almost everyone in general) at bus shelters by blaring it on loudspeakers.

[j_tour]

Also... I think they use it to ward off homeless people (and almost everyone in general) at bus shelters by blaring it on loudspeakers.

Probably. 

Elsewhere they settle for old clips from *The Simpsons*.

Equally noisome and effective.

[eee-_-]

Why does anyone like him , is there something redeemable in his music that i fail to understand

[perfect_pitch]

Probably. 

Elsewhere they settle for old clips from *The Simpsons*.

No... the old Simpsons episodes were absolute classics, and should never be slandered.

Why does anyone like him , is there something redeemable in his music that i fail to understand

No... there is not.

[j_tour]

One must always be passionate about cult artifacts and other nerd like things.

Go have another Street Star War Wolfenstein 3D, or a computer movie.

[perfect_pitch]

One must always be passionate about cult artifacts and other nerd like things.

Go have another Street Star War Wolfenstein 3D, or a computer movie

The ignorance is strong with this one... what in the *** is a Street Star War Wolfenstein 3D? Do you not know anything about popular culture??? Beckham, Posh, Pokemon...

Be honest - you've probably never played a video game in your life.

[j_tour]

Be honest - you've probably never played a video game in your life.

I know what a Pikachu, a Pacman, a Donkey Kong, a Solid Gear Metal, and a Street Fighter is.  And also a Tetris.  And I saw that movie about the Mario Brothers, which was excellent.

And I loved all those movies with Transformers.
 
Making warcraft with the worlds sounds too violent, however.

And having a pole position is very much too sexy time for the children, it sounds like.

[lostinidlewonder]

Cos anything pp is interested in hes the ultimate expert at you know? You can't possibly know anything against his meeeerrrpy knowledge.

[perfect_pitch]

And I saw that movie about the Mario Brothers, which was excellent.

Okay... now which Mario Brothers movie are you referring to... this one?



or this one?



There is only 1 correct answer.

[j_tour]

Okay... now which Mario Brothers movie are you referring to...

Try the one without the fruity little cartoons on it.

[perfect_pitch]

Try the one without the fruity little cartoons on it.

You mean the one with Bob Hoskins in it... and Dennis Hopper... and a bunch of terrible latex faced dinosaurs...



I expected better of you.

[j_tour]

You mean the one with Bob Hoskins in it... and Dennis Hopper... and a bunch of terrible latex faced dinosaurs...

Yes, because childish cartoons are much better and have evolved to their highest pitch of perfection under the cruel hands of the merciless and exacting artistry of the Japanese.

Rumor has it that Hoskins and Leguizamo were both plastered on liquor during most of the filming.  Hopper must have been tempted.

EFF HEINEKEN!!!  PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!

https://youtu.be/LFiTXdq6UDo

What did the valley girl say when she was meditating?

..............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............mmmmmmmmmm mmm..................OMG!

Do not repeat this infraction, thou pupil of art,

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, because childish cartoons are much better and have evolved to their highest pitch of perfection under the cruel hands of the merciless and exacting artistry of the Japanese.

Exactly... let's see in regards to their movie ratings.

Super Mario Bros Movie with the latex dinosaurs, Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper: WOW...
4.2/10
I knew it was bad, but didn't know other people felt THAT MUCH the same way.

Super Mario Bros movie with the animations, and cute 'cartoon' like figures (and despite the Jack Black voice for Bowser which is just BAD), and Chris Pratt playing Mario.
7/10

I reckon the writer and producers were also plastered on liquor when they wrote the script for that 1993 abomination.

[moonlight88]

ngl sorabji sucks , like who even listens to this garbage

*raises hand*
honestly its not bad just abstract. more tonal than scriabin a lot of the time and no one complains about him kek

[gasplamey]

Anybody miss me? 😁

[moonlight88]

Anybody miss me? 😁

nope

[gasplamey]

I know what a Pikachu, a Pacman, a Donkey Kong, a Solid Gear Metal, and a Street Fighter is.

W@hat is that?
Typed with my nose.

[moonlight88]

why ignore me on this thread but not on second to last post wins there's even more people on that thread you can try to talk to

[gasplamey]

why ignore me on this thread but not on second to last post wins there's even more people on that thread you can try to talk to

Fxck.

[gasplamey]

You're righjt/.
Shxst I thouthg this wsas the other thedrad.

[moonlight88]

Fxck. You're righjt/.

kek

[j_tour]

Super Mario Bros movie with the animations, and cute 'cartoon' like figures (and despite the Jack Black voice for Bowser which is just BAD), and Chris Pratt playing Mario.

ZOMG you like know all the names!  I thought it was red fat guy and green skinny guy.  The red fat guy is Mario.

You are super into Japanese animation, I can tell, but you also know North American actors and care about who pretends to make up voices into a microphone!

You probably call them "voice actors" even, like those in the industry do!

Impressive display of your deep admiration for the cartoon industry and cinema in general.

Anybody miss me? 😁

Who?  Are you that twat who defends Sxxxbxx or is it one of the others?  I can't remember.

[perfect_pitch]

Anybody miss me? 😁

YOU WERE GONE???

[j_tour]

YOU WERE GONE???

Who?

On a more less schrecklich note, I've been wanting to revisit Wagner at the piano again for a few months....I did a few accompanist gigs using whatever I found from the local library, don't recall.

No, I'm not going to buy the full score for the operas and reduce it myself for two hands....that's redundant, especially since many of the strings are playing the same thing....it's cognitive overload...meh....might just as well use the Dover thing. 

I don't know, but here's a poll question: 

If I were to play Wagner's Trist.u.Isold. solo piano I would:

(i) Try Liszt

(ii) do it myself from the full score

(iii) get the Dover, who cares

(iv) play it by ear because I'm a kek who longs for Britney Spears and thinks Hiroshima was bad.

(v) other

(vi) go pound off you hoser

why ignore me on this thread but not on second to last post wins there's even more people on that thread you can try to talk to

Link or it never happened.  Also, ur a homo who unironically likes Sxxxxbxx and are intentionally inviting the devil into our souls.

And a suspected furry.

And you probably play Airsoft Cosplay or perhaps some other kind of LARP.

I do not like your kind.  A Always B be C closing.

[lostinidlewonder]

Gasp and Moon same person just talking to themselves lol

[j_tour]

Gasp and Moon same person just talking to themselves lol

Yeah, it's really mild and amusing to watch a Boyfight, but you're officially on notice for posting a cartoon picture.

[lostinidlewonder]

They're real people, with liver failure.

[perfect_pitch]

If I were to play Wagner's Trist.u.Isold. solo piano I would:

(i) Try Liszt

(ii) do it myself from the full score

(iii) get the Dover, who cares

(iv) play it by ear because I'm a kek who longs for Britney Spears and thinks Hiroshima was bad.

(v) other

(vi) go pound off you hoser

I think you're better off going for option 'vi'. Can't see you doing anything better with your hands than a good 'pounding'.