Last post wins!!!!!

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You will need fresh blood to replace the powdered blood.

Who do you think I am???

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Who do you think I am???

I wouldn't know.

I don't drink wine.

But my children of the night make such beautiful music.

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But my children of the night make such beautiful music.[/font]

Oh please, that cleaver has NEVER been used. There isn't a trace of rust or blood anywhere on it.

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Oh please, that cleaver has NEVER been used

It is not a "cleaver"....it is a Chinese-style chef's knife. 

It's not meant to cut through bone, and nobody but an ignorant would try to do so.

It gets cleaned and dried after every use, and some food-grade mineral oil used on the wooden handle as needed.

There isn't a trace of rust or blood anywhere on it.

That's why we use mineral oil on our instruments and dry them scrupulously.

The REM Oil is a joke...I use it sometimes on my firearms (I prefer Hoppe's No. 9 Lubricating Gun Oil), but I use food-grade mineral oil on my cookware. 

Although mineral oil based, I suspect the firearm lubricants have some additives I'd not enjoy consuming orally.

Jeez, haven't you ever heard of Sweeney Todd?

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Jeez, haven't you ever heard of Sweeney Todd?

Yes, I have... but he never used a butchers cleaver. I MEAN a "Chinese chefs knife" (a.k.a. Butcher Cleaver)

From Google:
A traditional Chinese chef's knife (cai dao) is generally not designed to chop bones, as the thin blade can chip or crack.

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From Google: A traditional Chinese chef's knife (cai dao) is generally not designed to chop bones, as the thin blade can chip or crack.

Goddamned right.  So don't be calling it no cleaver.

You're aware that Google is a serial child molester, right?  Is that why you patronize them?

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You're aware that Google is a serial child molester, right?  Is that why you patronize them?

You are aware that Google is merely a set of 1's and 0's? A programming language and a rack of servers in a large farm?

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You are aware that Google is merely a set of 1's and 0's? A programming language and a rack of servers in a large farm?

No, I am not aware that various "humans" are not in control of their despicable devices and server farms.

For those entities are very much responsible for their despicable acts.

Shut up or you're going to attract that retard gas-whatever back here.

I still want that pregnant dog to explain what "legato octave arpeggios" are and why "Mozart hard," but not at the expense of my dignity.