Last post wins!!!!!

[goldentone]

Spirit Fingers

[j_menz]

Ask any bona fide Wagner scholar...

Best,

Alistair

Any bona fide Wagner scholar would regard the Ring to which I was referring as no innovation at all.

I understand Tolkein returned the favour, though.

Fourth Best (still on my coffee),

J

[perfect_pitch]

Spirit Fingers

THAT'S not spirit fingers...

[j_menz]

THAT'S not spirit fingers..

Nor is that.

Amateurs.   



Boo!

[perfect_pitch]

You're just determined to win this thread, aren't you???

Just know that trying to win this thread is as pointless as banging your head against a solid brick wall - go ahead - see how pointless it is.     

Come back and tell me the results.     

[j_menz]

Come back and tell me the results.     

Now, excuse me while I get some aspirin.

[Bob]

[swagmaster420x]

****** Im *****ing procrasting on this *****ing essay right now tahs ****kcing due tomororw for ****ing 25 **** per**8cent of my mother****ing grade *** my life kms kIL MY SELF

[perfect_pitch]

****** Im *****ing procrasting on this *****ing essay right now tahs ****kcing due tomororw for ****ing 25 **** per**8cent of my mother****ing grade *** my life kms kIL MY SELF

I think what you meant to say was...

Oh deary, dear... I'm dreadfully procrastinating on this blooming essay right now that's due tomorrow, and sadly enough it's worth a weighty 25% of my entire grade. My, oh my. I don't need consent to take a sharp object, and to stab myself with it.

Best of luck with it... Put on some classical music, unplug the Ethernet cable and carry on with your essay.

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On the plus side, it's good to know that I have a great deal of influence over you j_menz...       This will be handy to know if I ever get into trouble with the law.    

[outin]

I have had such fun following your people delude yourself into the idea of being able to win this 

But I am back!



...Ok, maybe not the most suiting image, but it was kinda cute 

[perfect_pitch]

I have had such fun following your people delude yourself into the idea of being able to win this 

But I am back!



...Ok, maybe not the most suiting image, but it was kinda cute 

Mmmm... Honestly, I'd say the possibility (or only hope) you have of winning this thread is buried somewhere in this picture.



GOOD LUCK!!! Here, let me help you.

[outin]

Mmmm... Honestly, I'd say the possibility (or only hope) you have of winning this thread is buried somewhere in this picture.



GOOD LUCK!!! Here, let me help you.

Not much more difficult than this:

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I did bury it in the desert, so good luck.

[outin]

Well... I did bury it in the desert, so good luck.

I'll just use my

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sorry, but as soon as I saw that, this image came to mind.

[outin]

I'm sorry, but as soon as I saw that, this image came to mind.

Love that 

[perfect_pitch]

Probably a dumb move... but for those that haven't still seen The 6th sense...

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST!!!     

[j_menz]

On the plus side, it's good to know that I have a great deal of influence over you j_menz...       This will be handy to know if I ever get into trouble with the law.    

How did I get into that? 

[perfect_pitch]

Remember???

[j_menz]

Remember???

No. Trauma induced amnesia, apparently.

[Bob]

[Bob]

Oops.  Double post. Sorry.

[perfect_pitch]

Bob... what would make you post pictures without any text??? Are we just going to start posting random pictures without context???

Okay then...

[j_menz]

Bob... what would make you post pictures without any text??? Are we just going to start posting random pictures without context???

You appear to have missed the rather laboured effort at a quite appalling pun. 

[Bob]

I'm estimating... I've got about the equivalent of 2,000 words in those two pics.

[j_menz]

Wonders.....



 

[outin]

Wonders.....



 

Sure!

[lostinidlewonder]

What happened to the tortoise? I hope he beat that stupid hare!

[j_menz]

What happened to the tortoise? I hope he beat that stupid hare!

Disqualified for cheating, I'm afraid.

[Bob]

That reminds me of another turtle video I saw a while ago, but I'm not posting it.

[perfect_pitch]

That reminds me of another turtle video I saw a while ago, but I'm not posting it.

I'm almost afraid to ask what the heck it is... I'll admit that I've never see the '2 women, 1 cup' video to this day, only because I usually regret asking. I've learned that the hard way.

[Bob]

It was on youtube I think.  Actually, I can think of two now.... Some strange turtle videos out there. ...I wasn't looking for those of course.  I just happened to run across them.  (Viral videos at the time.)

[j_menz]

Whaddayamean "strange"?

[perfect_pitch]

It was on youtube I think.  Actually, I can think of two now.... Some strange turtle videos out there. ...I wasn't looking for those of course.  I just happened to run across them.  (Viral videos at the time.)

[j_menz]

Is it too much to hope that in fact you are an exception?

[outin]

I have no idea what you people are talking about, but I know what to do with turtles...

[Bob]

Could have looked like this...

[perfect_pitch]

HOLY CRAP...

You realise I may not ever sleep again. Having said that, it's probably far better than how the TMNT turned out in the frickin' movie.

[outin]

HOLY CRAP...

You realise I may not ever sleep again. Having said that, it's probably far better than how the TMNT turned out in the frickin' movie.

I still have no idea what you are talking about. But it doesn't really matter, considering I'm clearly the winner!

[Bob]

The pic I posed above... Somewhere I read that was a concept for whatever redo of the turtle movies is out/was out recently. 

I think it was going for the reality/mutated turtle or turtle-looking alien direction.  But it would have given kids nightmares. 

[outin]

  But it would have given kids nightmares. 

Does it really matter how the turtles look like? It should be disturbing enough that they have weapons...

[perfect_pitch]

Pfffft...



That's why Americans have a hunting season.   

[lostinidlewonder]

Guns dont kill people, their heart stopping does.

[perfect_pitch]

Guns dont kill people, their heart stopping does.

... and Psychotic Bears.     

[outin]

Guns dont kill people, their heart stopping does.

Or a psychotic bear eating it...

[perfect_pitch]

Or a psychotic bear eating it...

I'm kind of wondering what on EARTH you googled to find that photo???

[outin]

I'm kind of wondering what on EARTH you googled to find that photo???

Wouldn't reveal my secrets, would I?

[perfect_pitch]

Wouldn't reveal my secrets, would I?

Ahhh... I see. Then am I to presume you have thousands of pictures of worn, sadistic heart-holding teddy bears on your Hard drive then...



Ewwwwww......

[lostinidlewonder]

Ahhh... I see. Then am I to presume you have thousands of pictures of worn, sadistic heart-holding teddy bears on your Hard drive then...



Ewwwwww......

Oh thats not so bad...... Theres pictures of other things much worse ahahahah.

[goldentone]

And the weary traveler said with a glint in his eye, "We shouldn't be needing this anymore."