Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... A lot of people have told me I'll never have a three-way with Jessica Alba and Sandra Bullock...

[j_menz]

And just your luck that that post starts a new page completely devoid of context. 

[perfect_pitch]

I think the statement speaks for itself.   

[visitor]

Hurrah hurrah a new page

[j_menz]

And yet another one spoiled. 

[perfect_pitch]

The simple reason why I don't have pets (especially cats)...



SCREW THAT!!!

[outin]

The simple reason why I don't have pets (especially cats)...

Do you live with someone? This is how their skin looks like:


OTOH I would never tolerate either fleas or ticks on my cats...Any imports I have had from such dangerous zones as Australia have been dipped into such poison that no living thing would survive it...

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I don't live with someone actually, even though I know my own skin is crawling with them - but despite that, at least I can't bloody well see them.   

[j_menz]

Any imports I have had from such dangerous zones as Australia have been dipped into such poison that no living thing would survive it...

Surely your weather is sufficient to that purpose. 

[perfect_pitch]

Actually, it's mind boggling how extreme the planet can be. I remember once it was 40 degrees (Celsius for all you weird Americans who still use obscure methods of measurement, including the imperial units), and a friend of mine was travelling to Scotland in a weeks time, so I went to check what the weather was like at that moment, and it was -20 degrees Celsius.

Couldn't comprehend that there could actually be 60 degrees difference at the exact same time on the same planet. Quite extraordinary.

[Bob]

It's ok.  You did your best.   









 

I'd do a facepalm on myself but...

That was supposed to be a quote from Hamilton that you shouldn't expect much of people.....

Oh, weird.  It still actually says that. 
https://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Alexander-Hamilton-Quotes-4.jpg

How did that pic get changed on the previous page?

[Bob]

The danger of linked pics.  The "I never expect a perfect work from an imperfect man." quote change I think was just changed.  It was different when I looked a few minutes ago.  Still a Hamilton quote, but not that one.  Odd.. I can't find the second quote now.

[Bob]

This doesn't quite make the "what are you listening to" thread for me.  So I'll put it here.

It's the "I can only take 10 seconds" or "I'll never listen to this again" type of piece.

I'm wondering if this is mocking people with disabilities though.  Might not be politically correct.

[outin]

Surely your weather is sufficient to that purpose. 

You might be right...

[visitor]

You might be right...

Enough w cold. Bring on the warm!
Time for sun and surf

[stoat_king]

You may regret posting that last pic lol

[perfect_pitch]

What are you doing to all these beautiful woman...

Boobs or GTFO!!!   

[stoat_king]

A compromise seems in order...

[perfect_pitch]

Well... this is the worst Porn I've ever seen...

 

[stoat_king]

I think 'porn' is putting it a bit strong.
'Tasteful' is the word you are looking for.

[stoat_king]

Hmm. Am now thinking 'tasteful' isnt the right word either...

[perfect_pitch]

Hmm. Am now thinking 'tasteful' isnt the right word either...

Well... I always like a woman who keeps fit.     

[visitor]

the parts are interchangeable

[perfect_pitch]

No offense, but given that in this photo, the dogs lead is hovering in mid-air, I'd say this is a pretty poor photo-shop.

Also, this thread certainly has taken an interesting turn into abnormality - time to play along. Wouldn't this be awesome as a pet:

[stoat_king]

Time to raise the tone I think...

[visitor]

Time to raise the tone I think...

i see your domo and raise  you

[perfect_pitch]

Well... they say there's a picture of everything on the internet... I'm wondering if there's a picture of Yoda naked...



What do you know...



Excuse me, while I was the horror off me.

[j_menz]

Well... they say there's a picture of everything on the internet... I'm wondering if there's a picture of Yoda naked...


What do you know...

Better. 

[perfect_pitch]

It won't come off... must be clean, must be clean...

I'll never be clean...

[j_menz]

Try sandblasting. 

[visitor]

It won't come off... must be clean, must be clean...

I'll never be clean...

[perfect_pitch]

The cat won't make me any cleaner...

[Bob]

[outin]

[visitor]

Hard to believe how many others have slipped In front of this.  Been really quiet here lately. Calls for an instant infusion of taco.

To the top w you!!!

[outin]

Hard to believe how many others have slipped In front of this.  Been really quiet here lately. Calls for an instant infusion of taco.

That made me hungry... no tacos around unfortunately, but I think have a pizza and then our traditional 1st of May treat :

[perfect_pitch]

I have a bad back at the moment which is why my monumental presence has been a little limited in the last couple of days...

 

[outin]

I have a bad back at the moment which is why my monumental presence has been a little limited in the last couple of days...

 

Then you must not post, just lie down and rest. I'll cover for you 

[visitor]

I have a bad back at the moment which is why my monumental presence has been a little limited in the last couple of days...

 

sorry chap. it's ok though. taco is good for anytime and should fix you up too. good for play, rehap/exercise, and even clinical treatment.

[perfect_pitch]

Then you must not post, just lie down and rest. I'll cover for you 

I'd almost take that as a real ask, but knowing you - if I handed over my login and password, you'd just post cat pictures everywhere...

If you must post in my name, make sure you're slightly condescending, but still witty and humourous.   

[outin]

I'd almost take that as a real ask, but knowing you - if I handed over my login and password, you'd just post cat pictures everywhere...

Cat pictures? Me? What makes you think so?

[Bob]

Post owls instead. 

[visitor]

Post owls instead. 

Or this

[j_menz]

Post owls

You mean these kind?

[outin]

I think I'd prefer my things paw delivered



Feels a lot safer, especially if I ordered a new grand...

[perfect_pitch]

Post owls instead. 

Really??? Posting pictures of owls crapping on rooftops??? Is THIS where the thread is going?

[stoat_king]

Really??? Posting pictures of owls crapping on rooftops??? Is THIS where the thread is going?

It could be worse...

[visitor]

It could be worse...

it can also be much better.  i'm counting the minutes until this masterpiece releases

[perfect_pitch]

That fact that Eric Roberts is starring in it, gives me mixed feelings about whether it might actually be brilliant and he was brave enough to star in it... or he's desperate for money.

[Bob]

Really??? Posting pictures of owls crapping on rooftops??? Is THIS where the thread is going?

It's a statement about society.