Last post wins!!!!!

[goldentone]

"We shall lodge here for the night.  I say, the
Kharghs Red Inn looks like a happy, vibrant place."

"It says, 'For 50 years the beautiful ghost of Isabella Kharghs
has appeared to welcome the guests with her violin voice.
From time to time guests relay they have heard  
familiar homespun sounds, but they never see anything and
it doesn't bother the wayfarers.' "

[visitor]

suddenly a wild dance appears

[perfect_pitch]

And here's how we end that dance...

[visitor]

And here's how we end that dance...

[perfect_pitch]

Because it's almost Easter...

[Bob]

Not yet here...

*Bob releases some screaming mud skippers into the thread.* 

[perfect_pitch]

I say bugger cats - BUNNIES are far more cute.



AWWWWWWWW

[Bob]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/21/easter-bunny-debunked-how_n_852187.html

[perfect_pitch]

Not that I wish to offend the Catholics, but hopefully those with a sense of humour will see this for what it is...

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Hate to break it to you Bob, but the Easter bunny ain't real.   

[Bob]

Not anymore.  You're lack of belief has killed him.

[pencilart3]

Happy easter everyone!

[Bob]

Strawberry peep?  They're not infected.

[perfect_pitch]

Happy easter everyone!

[pencilart3]

why did you post those? to be funny?

btw I'm not the one to be worried haha where did that come from

[perfect_pitch]

why did you post those? to be funny?

The same could be said for THIS:

 

[pencilart3]

The same could be said for THIS:
 

the things I put up with on this retarded forum

Have a nice day

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, you're right. Religions dumb. Let's get back to BABY OWLS!!!

[outin]

Owls get that way too it seems...

[perfect_pitch]

So ADORABLE!!!

[yewtree]

  There's beauty in all seasons.
Rejoice always!      









.

[Bob]

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/watership-down-parents-left-horrified-as-1978-animated-film-traumatises-children-on-easter-sunday-a6956061.html


I'd post a pic except they're a bit creepy and it's work to post pics.

[visitor]

and now time to dance [again]

[perfect_pitch]

and now time to dance

And if you like Autotune, and a little creativity:

[visitor]

[outin]

It's been a while...so time for some cat pictures!

[perfect_pitch]

Damnit... No more bloody cat pictures...

Burn that cat to...





Oh Wait... It's already on fire...   

I can sort that out...

[goes to get a fire extinguisher, puts the fire out]...

Okay... And here's a new picture of the kitty...

[outin]

So you like smoke cats? Here's one for you

[perfect_pitch]

Mmm... Let's see if I have any more pictures of cats...

Here's one...





(F.Y.I. There's about 280 more where that came from)

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

There are dark, sordid parts of the internet that I dare never go...

But thanks to Bob, he brings parts of them here.

[visitor]

[Bob]

[Bob]

This thing creeps me out a bit.  Maybe it will scare others away from the thread.

[outin]

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

Well... They're german. Certainly can't be weirder than this:

[Bob]

Nope.   I was trying to find a "not going there" image to show I'm not going any further with Japanese stuff.  They just get too weird.

[visitor]

Hmm 10 days, now is the purrrfect time to pounce on the win  when mo one is looking.
*Quickly wins , then gets the heck meowt of there

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... Don't know how I managed to let this thread go without my attention, but I'm going to rectify that.



Just hold still...

[outin]

I have been posting all the time, but my posts are invisible. So you will not even know when I have already won

[perfect_pitch]

If they're invisible and they can't be seen, then you can't claim that you've won if no one can see it.

I however like the good old posts that you can see. This way I can brag about my ultimate (and inevitable) WIN!

[Bob]

Damn.  I thought this might actually fall off the first page.

This is what I would have posted before.

[perfect_pitch]

AWWWWWWWW...

[outin]

If they're invisible and they can't be seen, then you can't claim that you've won if no one can see it.

Of course I can!

[Bob]

*Bob places a live scallop near the entrance to scare others away.*  




Just realizing we've had these little emoticons here for at least 12 years now.

And who the heck would have decided to eat a scallop originally?  "Looks like a little creepy beast... I'd like to eat that."

[yewtree]

How do I upload one of my own pictures from my files?  

[Bob]

It has to be posted somewhere online first.  Imgur is one.  Photobucket is another.  Put it up there.  Then get the URL.  Put the URL inbetween     without the space.

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob places a live scallop near the entrance to scare others away.*  

Mmmm... I could eat some seafood...

[snacks deliciously on a few scallops]



Mmm... What else do you have for me Bob?