Last post wins!!!!!

[visitor]

i just learned i can save 15% on my car insurance if i switch to geico

that's a 15% win bonus

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Bob... Trump won despite the odds...

...and Visitor... you're using adverts to try and win this thread???

Shame...

[Bob]

Get in the box.

[perfect_pitch]

C'mon Visitor - in the box you go as well.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

My post... and I win.

[visitor]

C'mon Visitor - in the box you go as well.

nice try. i know how this ends. nope.

[perfect_pitch]

i know how this ends.

So how do you react when I win this thread... do you drink yourself to death knowing you put so much time and effort into this thread only to have me win???

[Bob]

I almost had that spider event happen the other day.  Lifted something.  Felt something hit my leg.  Realized it was a spider.  Spider scurries off.  I swear it and then have to let it live since I'm running late and don't want to chase it down.

[outin]

[perfect_pitch]

I swear it and then have to let it live since I'm running late and don't want to chase it down.

Don't worry... I'm sure the spider will be back... waiting... lurking in the night...



...to finally finish you off.     

[Bob]

*swear at it


It was in another room, although it had plenty of time to travel anywhere by now....

[perfect_pitch]

It was in another room, although it had plenty of time to travel anywhere by now....

[visitor]

use fire. we remember last time you tried that water bazooka

[perfect_pitch]

I'd kill anything with fire...

Poor bugger though - that looks like it could have caused some permanent injury.

[Bob]

That's why you should use a potato gun.  Potatoes are organic.  What could go wrong?  

If that's not displaying correctly I'm not fixing it....

[perfect_pitch]

I CANNOT believe that we share 99.99% of the same DNA with those morons...

That's why every now and then, I like to pretend I'm an alien - here to observe you odd little human creatures...



...and win this thread.

[Bob]

Corrected:  *Almost* win this thread.


This should look familiar to you.

More seriously, it is scary.  Almost like a different species of human splitting off.  Sounds elitist but then there's stuff like this and you run into these people.

[perfect_pitch]

I actually thought that video was beautifully poetic... the music by Barber, the lovely animation...

All we need now is a 3 second video of Bob scowling me with his insults WHEN I win this thread.

[Bob]

There's like an owl out there for everything. 

[Bob]

Forgot the sound effect with the scowling owl.  

Guess that sound clip is 4 seconds, not 3....     But yeah, you won.  How's that win going?  

[Bob]

I think it's only a fan theory but it's interesting.   I think there may have been a reddit post that started it.  I'm not finding that now but I did find this.https://matrix.wikia.com/wiki/Matrix_in_a_Matrix_theory

Part of the idea is that the architect said it -- They needed another form of control.  How about a hero/Jesus quest?  And then it explains why Neo is able to control machines outside the Matrix apparently (although I saw a post saying wifi could do that).

I think there's a reddit post about film/fan theories that make sense or work with the movie more than what's in the movie.


Still not finding it.  But here a similar one. It must have been a post like this or a website article like this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4gu7as/what_fan_theory_have_you_accepted_as_canon/

Found another one.

Film Theory: The Matrix has NO ESCAPE
The Film Theorists
The Film Theorists

[perfect_pitch]

Is that a realisation and admission that you know I will win this thread???

I think someone's JEALOUS!!!

[outin]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

You're still not going to win...

[Bob]

*Bob bwongs.*  

[perfect_pitch]

You can Bwong all you want, but that ain't going to make you a winner...

Sorry Bob...

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[visitor]

you keep trying to stop it but it'll still get you (your loss that is)

[perfect_pitch]

you keep trying to stop it but it'll still get you

[Bob]

[Bob]

Good job everyone!   



https://i.imgur.com/V0EGs3G.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

What the heck was that... Did he swallow a hummingbird or something???

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

https://i.imgur.com/V0EGs3G.gifv

Scary thing is, that the guy who filmed it - probably had it in slow-motion record.   

[Bob]

Thus... a strobe light.

[Bob]

Meanwhile....

https://giant.gfycat.com/SlipperyOpulentIchthyosaurs.webm

[perfect_pitch]

Well... that was pointless.

[Bob]

It's Bessyphus.  Condemned to roll a bale of hay around.  She must not have been that bad though since she's rolling it downhill and seems to be happy doing it.

[perfect_pitch]

I never knew why Sisyphus was condemned to rolling a rock uphill for the rest of time...

[Bob]

Betrayed the gods.  I read a little on it yesterday.  Told someone where someone was.  Or, tricked his way out of Hades and refused to return.




Bob wonders if pushing a boulder uphill is a good form of exercise. 

[perfect_pitch]

Bob wonders if pushing a boulder uphill is a good form of exercise. 

Give it a try... Would help work the forearms a little.

You see how it goes, while I... ponder about here... a little...



...in your absence.

[Bob]

I've seen people pushing around giant tractor tires.  I don't have any boulders around here.


Perhaps this scary dinosaur will dissuade anyone from posting....


https://i.imgur.com/AJAlqOn.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

Let me know if it works...

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I guess it didn't...

Nice try though.

[outin]

Now it is a good time to refer to my earlier posts where I have already stated the obvious. Just go back and read.