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Reply #6900 on: February 26, 2017, 04:40:16 AM
Well... that is why the catapult was first invented...

Easy disposal of cats...
I wonder how big it must be to get them all the way down there...I've sent one before by plane and it was far too complicated...

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Reply #6901 on: February 26, 2017, 04:46:08 AM
Well... that is why the catapult was first invented...

Easy disposal of cats...

No of course, we have the woodchipper instead...    ;D

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Reply #6902 on: February 26, 2017, 03:16:16 PM

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Reply #6904 on: February 26, 2017, 08:18:27 PM

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Reply #6905 on: February 26, 2017, 08:24:29 PM
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

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Reply #6906 on: February 26, 2017, 08:37:08 PM

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Reply #6907 on: February 26, 2017, 09:38:47 PM
I'm.... uh...




Forgot what I was going to post. ::)
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Reply #6908 on: February 26, 2017, 09:57:27 PM
Let's see if I can use this to my advantage... Maybe I can win this thread after all

Hey Bob...


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Reply #6909 on: February 27, 2017, 12:16:58 AM
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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Reply #6910 on: February 27, 2017, 02:20:11 PM
Let's see if I can use this to my advantage... Maybe I can win this thread after all

Maybe I need more examples before I can draw a conclusion...

Hey Bob...

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Reply #6911 on: February 27, 2017, 04:02:50 PM
How would you like a robot to take over your driving ?  

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Reply #6912 on: February 27, 2017, 10:03:32 PM
Yeah... because computer are smart...













Not.

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Reply #6913 on: February 28, 2017, 12:11:57 AM
Maybe I need more examples before I can draw a conclusion...

Hey Bob...




Looks a bit... photoshopped.

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Reply #6914 on: February 28, 2017, 02:18:08 AM


If you see sadako coming out of TV, just put another TV for her to crawl into

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Reply #6915 on: February 28, 2017, 03:47:52 AM
Random wombat.   ::)



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Reply #6916 on: February 28, 2017, 04:20:32 AM
Random wombat.   ::)

Bob has won the thread.
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Reply #6917 on: February 28, 2017, 04:52:38 AM
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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Reply #6918 on: February 28, 2017, 06:11:32 AM

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Reply #6919 on: February 28, 2017, 11:29:19 AM
(Hey, my wombat disappeared.  ::) )


No.




"Yeesh."  (Alla Sean Connery because apparently Australian wombats have Scottish accents.  ::) )

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Reply #6920 on: February 28, 2017, 01:06:48 PM


 

I smile when no one is looking. lol!

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Reply #6921 on: February 28, 2017, 01:09:35 PM

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Reply #6922 on: February 28, 2017, 02:13:14 PM
"Yeesh."  (Alla Sean Connery because apparently Australian wombats have Scottish accents.  ::) )

I can tell you that's bollocks... coming from a fellow Scotsman, who lives in Australia.

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Reply #6923 on: February 28, 2017, 11:46:56 PM
Perfect_Pitch is Scottish?
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Reply #6924 on: March 01, 2017, 09:36:09 AM
Damn right... couldn't you tell by my use of correct spelling, and flawless grammar???

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Reply #6925 on: March 01, 2017, 12:31:51 PM
Damn right... couldn't you tell by my use of correct spelling, and flawless grammar???

(Alla Scottish Sean Connery accent.)


Hm.  Intereshhting.
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Reply #6926 on: March 01, 2017, 01:17:48 PM
Perfect_Pitch is Scottish?
He is...but is he a wombat?

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Reply #6927 on: March 01, 2017, 02:35:40 PM
He is...but is he a wombat?

How many bloody Scottish wombats do you know, that are able to type on a keyboard???

And play piano???

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Reply #6928 on: March 01, 2017, 03:04:09 PM
I'm a Scot too.   ;)

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Reply #6929 on: March 01, 2017, 04:53:24 PM
How many bloody Scottish wombats do you know, that are able to type on a keyboard???

And play piano???

I guess none...but I don't know any Scottish cats either that are able to play piano...yet they obviously exist.

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Reply #6930 on: March 01, 2017, 09:59:26 PM
How serialism and 20th century music came about...



I bet you though, the cat only types 20 wpm... and I bet his spelling is atrocious.    ;D

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Reply #6931 on: March 01, 2017, 11:41:27 PM
All right... Perfect_Pitch, are you in fact a wombat?



The 'wild' pictures definitely had something wombats didn't though.
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Reply #6932 on: March 02, 2017, 09:19:44 AM
All right... Perfect_Pitch, are you in fact a wombat?

No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

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Reply #6933 on: March 02, 2017, 09:47:34 AM
No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

One cannot help wondering why you feel the need to deny it so vehemently...maybe you are a tasmanian devil instead?

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Reply #6934 on: March 02, 2017, 02:46:14 PM
One cannot help wondering why you feel the need to deny it so vehemently...maybe you are a tasmanian devil instead?

A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Outin... you forgot to take something...

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Reply #6935 on: March 02, 2017, 04:40:36 PM
A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Outin... you forgot to take something...

Or...

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Reply #6936 on: March 02, 2017, 05:17:42 PM



 :o 

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Reply #6937 on: March 02, 2017, 09:56:44 PM

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Reply #6938 on: March 02, 2017, 11:34:01 PM
No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

Hm.  That's exactly what a wombat would say....













*Bob notices this other wombat, one who is most definitely NOT Perfect_Pitch.... appears to be...



...lying.*






And then the grammar nuts will come about whether it's laying or lying.  I don't remember...
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Reply #6939 on: March 03, 2017, 09:41:01 AM
Hm.  That's exactly what a wombat would say....

I'm pretty sure Wombats can't talk...

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Reply #6940 on: March 03, 2017, 11:29:59 AM

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Reply #6941 on: March 03, 2017, 11:44:43 AM
I'm pretty sure Wombats can't talk...


Yet Perfect_Pitch can type.  We haven't actually heard him talk.  I'd assume he could though.  Which leads to the inevitable question... What the heck are they doing in Australia if they've produced talking/typing wombats? 


*Bob remembers jmenz and the whole fictional "Australia-Land" scenario.*





*Bob begins formulating the idea that jmenz was perhaps an original sentient wombat from the mysterious "Australia-Land" while Perfect_Pitch may be "Version 2.0" released onto the internet.  Perhaps the internet is some kind of controlled release for the new intelligence testing process.  The presence of Perfect_Pitch (ver 2.0) and the absense of jmenz (ver 1.0) suggests whoever is in charge of the whole thing most likely destroyed the original "experiement" (jmenz/ver 1.0).  Or jmenz escaped the experiment.  Or... jmenz mutated into what is now this "Perfect_Pitch" creature.*

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Reply #6942 on: March 03, 2017, 09:11:37 PM
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Reply #6943 on: March 03, 2017, 10:50:02 PM
*Bob begins formulating the idea that jmenz was perhaps an original sentient wombat from the mysterious "Australia-Land" while Perfect_Pitch may be "Version 2.0" released onto the internet.  Perhaps the internet is some kind of controlled release for the new intelligence testing process.  The presence of Perfect_Pitch (ver 2.0) and the absense of jmenz (ver 1.0) suggests whoever is in charge of the whole thing most likely destroyed the original "experiement" (jmenz/ver 1.0).  Or jmenz escaped the experiment.  Or... jmenz mutated into what is now this "Perfect_Pitch" creature.*


*Bob remembers jmenz and the whole fictional "Australia-Land" scenario.*

Apparently I sent this to the wrong person... so I'll try again.

A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Bob... you forgot to take something...


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Reply #6944 on: March 03, 2017, 11:32:27 PM

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Reply #6945 on: March 03, 2017, 11:36:35 PM
A new clue... It's something with Perfect_Pitch taking pills.... Maybe that's how he became a wombat or maybe he already was a wombat but pills gave him more intelligence....
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Reply #6946 on: March 04, 2017, 02:30:09 AM
 ;D Secret underwater attack... with scallops.  ::)


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Reply #6947 on: March 04, 2017, 08:56:25 AM
A new clue... It's something with Perfect_Pitch taking pills.... Maybe that's how he became a wombat or maybe he already was a wombat but pills gave him more intelligence....

Oh, believe me. I don't need pills...

...of ANY kind.

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Reply #6948 on: March 04, 2017, 11:47:20 AM
Oh, believe me. I don't need pills...

...of ANY kind.

Just wait ;)

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Reply #6949 on: March 04, 2017, 01:38:16 PM
Ooh pils. All mine get back!
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