Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

Well... that is why the catapult was first invented...

Easy disposal of cats...

I wonder how big it must be to get them all the way down there...I've sent one before by plane and it was far too complicated...

[perfect_pitch]

Well... that is why the catapult was first invented...

Easy disposal of cats...

No of course, we have the woodchipper instead...   

[yewtree]

[Bob]

https://quadrisonico.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/labirintofauno.gif

[visitor]

[goldentone]

[yewtree]

[Bob]

I'm.... uh...




Forgot what I was going to post.

[perfect_pitch]

Let's see if I can use this to my advantage... Maybe I can win this thread after all

Hey Bob...

[Bob]

Ha.




It's from a GQ comedy show in England apparently.  ...Five years ago.
https://www.businessinsider.com/in-an-effort-to-shed-her-sexy-image-olivia-wilde-jiggles-her-boobs-for-gq-comedy-issue-2012-3

[perfect_pitch]

Let's see if I can use this to my advantage... Maybe I can win this thread after all

Maybe I need more examples before I can draw a conclusion...

Hey Bob...

[yewtree]

How would you like a robot to take over your driving ?  

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... because computer are smart...

Not.

[Bob]

Maybe I need more examples before I can draw a conclusion...

Hey Bob...

Looks a bit... photoshopped.

[visitor]

If you see sadako coming out of TV, just put another TV for her to crawl into

[Bob]

Random wombat.   

[goldentone]

Random wombat.   

Bob has won the thread.

[Bob]

Bob has won the thread.

[outin]

Bob has won the thread.

No.

[Bob]

(Hey, my wombat disappeared.   )

No.

"Yeesh."  (Alla Sean Connery because apparently Australian wombats have Scottish accents.   )

[yewtree]

 

I smile when no one is looking. lol!

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

"Yeesh."  (Alla Sean Connery because apparently Australian wombats have Scottish accents.   )

I can tell you that's bollocks... coming from a fellow Scotsman, who lives in Australia.

[Bob]

Perfect_Pitch is Scottish?

[perfect_pitch]

Damn right... couldn't you tell by my use of correct spelling, and flawless grammar???

[Bob]

Damn right... couldn't you tell by my use of correct spelling, and flawless grammar???

(Alla Scottish Sean Connery accent.)


Hm.  Intereshhting.

[outin]

Perfect_Pitch is Scottish?

He is...but is he a wombat?

[perfect_pitch]

He is...but is he a wombat?

How many bloody Scottish wombats do you know, that are able to type on a keyboard???

And play piano???

[yewtree]

I'm a Scot too.   

[outin]

How many bloody Scottish wombats do you know, that are able to type on a keyboard???

And play piano???

I guess none...but I don't know any Scottish cats either that are able to play piano...yet they obviously exist.

[perfect_pitch]

How serialism and 20th century music came about...

I bet you though, the cat only types 20 wpm... and I bet his spelling is atrocious.    

[Bob]

All right... Perfect_Pitch, are you in fact a wombat?



The 'wild' pictures definitely had something wombats didn't though.

[perfect_pitch]

All right... Perfect_Pitch, are you in fact a wombat?

No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

[outin]

No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

One cannot help wondering why you feel the need to deny it so vehemently...maybe you are a tasmanian devil instead?

[perfect_pitch]

One cannot help wondering why you feel the need to deny it so vehemently...maybe you are a tasmanian devil instead?

A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Outin... you forgot to take something...

[outin]

A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Outin... you forgot to take something...

Or...

[yewtree]

  

[perfect_pitch]

Or...

Or... the first option.

[Bob]

No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

Hm.  That's exactly what a wombat would say....













*Bob notices this other wombat, one who is most definitely NOT Perfect_Pitch.... appears to be...



...lying.*






And then the grammar nuts will come about whether it's laying or lying.  I don't remember...

[perfect_pitch]

Hm.  That's exactly what a wombat would say....

I'm pretty sure Wombats can't talk...

[visitor]

[Bob]

I'm pretty sure Wombats can't talk...

Yet Perfect_Pitch can type.  We haven't actually heard him talk.  I'd assume he could though.  Which leads to the inevitable question... What the heck are they doing in Australia if they've produced talking/typing wombats? 


*Bob remembers jmenz and the whole fictional "Australia-Land" scenario.*





*Bob begins formulating the idea that jmenz was perhaps an original sentient wombat from the mysterious "Australia-Land" while Perfect_Pitch may be "Version 2.0" released onto the internet.  Perhaps the internet is some kind of controlled release for the new intelligence testing process.  The presence of Perfect_Pitch (ver 2.0) and the absense of jmenz (ver 1.0) suggests whoever is in charge of the whole thing most likely destroyed the original "experiement" (jmenz/ver 1.0).  Or jmenz escaped the experiment.  Or... jmenz mutated into what is now this "Perfect_Pitch" creature.*

[goldentone]

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob begins formulating the idea that jmenz was perhaps an original sentient wombat from the mysterious "Australia-Land" while Perfect_Pitch may be "Version 2.0" released onto the internet.  Perhaps the internet is some kind of controlled release for the new intelligence testing process.  The presence of Perfect_Pitch (ver 2.0) and the absense of jmenz (ver 1.0) suggests whoever is in charge of the whole thing most likely destroyed the original "experiement" (jmenz/ver 1.0).  Or jmenz escaped the experiment.  Or... jmenz mutated into what is now this "Perfect_Pitch" creature.*


*Bob remembers jmenz and the whole fictional "Australia-Land" scenario.*

Apparently I sent this to the wrong person... so I'll try again.

A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Bob... you forgot to take something...

[visitor]

[Bob]

A new clue... It's something with Perfect_Pitch taking pills.... Maybe that's how he became a wombat or maybe he already was a wombat but pills gave him more intelligence....

[Bob]

  Secret underwater attack... with scallops. 

[perfect_pitch]

A new clue... It's something with Perfect_Pitch taking pills.... Maybe that's how he became a wombat or maybe he already was a wombat but pills gave him more intelligence....

Oh, believe me. I don't need pills...

...of ANY kind.

[outin]

Oh, believe me. I don't need pills...

...of ANY kind.

Just wait

[visitor]

Ooh pils. All mine get back!