Last post wins!!!!!

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successn't.

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I don't know what I'm staring at, but it looks like the final result 30 years after Kim Jong Un and Madonna had a one night stand.

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lose'nt.

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God they're almost feral, aren't they???

[visitor]

face-swapn't

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It's like that scene from Harry Potter, when the Dementors tries to steal his soul.

[Bob]

So... Dementor-proof? 

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know - that is assuming souls exist... Depending on your religion, or lack of belief in it.

[visitor]

awe jyissss

[perfect_pitch]

Hold that a little closer and there goes your piano career.

[Bob]

Honey badger doesn't care.

[outin]

It's like that scene from Harry Potter, when the Dementors tries to steal his soul.

Oh, whatever they are they are free to take mine!



If only I had one...

[Bob]

Is this true?  I didn't know this about Dewey.

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I know - I tried selling mine on the internet, but some guy called beelzebob or something said it wasn't long before he was going to harvest it anyway...

You meet strange people on the internet.

[visitor]

You meet strange people on the internet.

[perfect_pitch]

If that's sourdough he's kneading... would that make it a...



...sourpuss?

[visitor]

If that's sourdough he's kneading... would that make it a...



...sourpuss?

[Bob]

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back to pirates

[perfect_pitch]

I'm surprised no one has posted this on the topic of pirates.

And for all the gamers out there who like a good machinima...

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I sneak

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Oh my god that is SO CUTE!!! Seriously - why don't I have an Owl for a pet???

[Bob]

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Damnit... my favourite 'Awww' smiley can't be found...

...so I'm going to substitute this instead:

[visitor]

I majestik

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Hows this for cute:

[outin]

Oh my god that is SO CUTE!!! Seriously - why don't I have an Owl for a pet???

Because you are not a (complete) idiot. Owls make the most horrible pets and are nothing but trouble.

[Bob]

Owls eat mice and things.  Then they puke the boney/hairy parts back up.  Yuck.

[visitor]

boingy boingy boingy boingy

[perfect_pitch]

Because you are not a (complete) idiot. Owls make the most horrible pets and are nothing but trouble.

So are dogs... and people go insane with them... plus look at them:

[Bob]

 


https://i.imgur.com/64aqY0p.gifv

I wonder if they're actually trying to get shedded fur for nests.

[perfect_pitch]

Oi Bob - I just won this thread less than an hour. Did you have to ruin it?

[outin]

So are dogs... and people go insane with them... plus look at them:

Dogs can be a pain as well, but at least they are trainable and not wild animals... read more: https://top-10-list.org/2013/03/27/top-10-reasons-why-an-owl-would-be-terrible-pet

There are some wild animals that make rather easy to keep pets though if you really want one:

[visitor]

..

[perfect_pitch]

There are some wild animals that make rather easy to keep pets though if you really want one:

Are you kidding me??? Australia is crawling with them - they hide in your garages and in your washing baskets... and the last thing we do is keep them as pets.

The first thing we do is usually we go to Bunnings and buy a Flamethrower...

[Bob]

I'm always eating... and someone posts a *#$($^ spider....

[outin]

Are you kidding me??? Australia is crawling with them - they hide in your garages and in your washing baskets... and the last thing we do is keep them as pets.

Silly you...Many of them are territorial, so you should keep a few harmless ones as pets so the nastier one's will stay away from your clothes 

Or just get one of these...

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Silly you...Many of them are territorial

It's my bloody house... it's my bloody territory. They can sod off if they think they're living in my house rent free.

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/xFEAiNJ.gifv

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Crazy Canadians...

Could be worse:

[Bob]

[outin]

You do know that obsession with "cute" (=resembling a baby's face) animals is tied to maternal instinct...so why don't you just make your own babies and stop littering this thread with all those stupid looking animal photos??

[perfect_pitch]

You do know that obsession with "cute" (=resembling a baby's face) animals is tied to maternal instinct...so why don't you just make your own babies and stop littering this thread with all those stupid looking animal photos??

Hey... I'm in my early thirties and still looking for 'Miss Right'... I'll get to the 'making of my own babies' when I get that sorted out.

In the mean time...

[outin]

Hey... I'm in my early thirties and still looking for 'Miss Right'... I'll get to the 'making of my own babies' when I get that sorted out.

I think with modern technology that should be easy to fix... or if not just get yourself a stupid puppy. They are a lot of trouble but still way less than a baby...unless you find yourself an oldfashioned Miss Right who does all the work for you... good luck with that!

Don't wait too long though, you little ones may loose their spark

[perfect_pitch]

Hey... I'd actually prefer cleaning up after a baby than a puppy, any day of the week.

[outin]

Hey... I'd actually prefer cleaning up after a baby than a puppy, any day of the week.

Really? Have you actually changed diapers...? It's gross...besides babies smell disgusting and make a lot of noise...will totally ruin your practice

[Bob]