Last post wins!!!!!

[j_menz]

The end is nigh!

[perfect_pitch]

That's okay - I have my trusty sniper rifle...

[outin]

That's okay - I have my trusty sniper rifle...

You'll run out of bullets sooner or later...

[perfect_pitch]

You'll run out of bullets sooner or later...

HAAAA.... HAAA.... How many bullets do you think the Americans have??? I'd put the estimate roughly at about...



I don't think they're going to run out anytime soon.

[Bob]

African buffalo of infinity?

[outin]

HAAAA.... HAAA.... How many bullets do you think the Americans have???

Had...

[stravinskylover]

I seriously love this thread!

[perfect_pitch]

Had...

That's okay - I'm sure America will find a way to make more:

[Bob]

Ice bullets?

For the... Cold War, right?

[perfect_pitch]

They wouldn't be any good in the tropics now, WOULD THEY???

[Bob]

Random misty buffalo.

[perfect_pitch]

Here's some Scottish mist...

[stravinskylover]

I win.

[Bob]

Did you?  It looked like perfect_pitch won.  For a while at least.

[perfect_pitch]

Did you?  It looked like perfect_pitch won.  For a while at least.

I second that... I at least had the position of winner over the Easter break - not bad.   

[j_menz]

[stravinskylover]

Yep!

[j_menz]

Yep!

Apparently you're alone in that. 

[Bob]

You'll never know if you won.  Someone can always post again.

If the thread is closed, it could be reopened.

Even if the whole site shuts down, the thread could be reopened one day. 

It's always going to be more like a temporary win, for whatever length of time that lasts.

[j_menz]

You'll never know if you won.  Someone can always post again.

If the thread is closed, it could be reopened.

Even if the whole site shuts down, the thread could be reopened one day. 

It's always going to be more like a temporary win, for whatever length of time that lasts.

I'm prepared to yield my crown after, say, a billion trillion years.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm prepared to yield my crown after, say, a billion trillion years.

Just accept it.

[j_menz]

Just accept it.

And I have a note from my Mum saying so. 

[outin]

Since the competition is back, here's a reminder:

[perfect_pitch]

[j_menz]

[perfect_pitch]

No problem... I have one of these:

[j_menz]

No problem... I have one of these:

You miss the point...

[perfect_pitch]

[j_menz]

[perfect_pitch]

I might as well continue the tirade of having my pictures speak for me.   

[j_menz]

I might as well continue the tirade of having my pictures speak for me.   

[Bob]

[j_menz]

Bob, I  believe you dropped this....

[Bob]

I'll see your moose (or meece, or meecen).

And raise you two beefalo.




(They're real.  Look it up.)


Darnit...  Beefalo, plural?  Or is it beefalos?  Or beefaloes? 
Well all right...  The grammar Nazis were lazy.  All three are correct.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/buffalo

[j_menz]

Darnit...  Beefalo, plural?  Or is it beefalos?  Or beefaloes? 

Cows? 

[perfect_pitch]

Doesn't matter as they will penultimately end up:

[j_menz]

Doesn't matter as they will penultimately end up:

Antepenultimately. 

Ultimately...

[perfect_pitch]

Well... technically they'll end up as that depending on how bad the burger bar is   

[j_menz]

how bad the burger bar is   

It's called bombdiggitys. No apostrophe. I'm guessing no sommelier, either.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... Your persistence in trying to win this thread is starting to annoy me.     

[Bob]

Beefalos are a cross between cattle and buffalos.  An attempt to get healthier beef and more of it.

*Someone found a list of animal hybrids.*

[outin]

Mmmm... Your persistence in trying to win this thread is starting to annoy me.     

I think it would be best for both of you to just take a rest. I will be kind enough to take over the heavy duty of winning 

[perfect_pitch]

I think it would be best for both of you to just take a rest. I will be kind enough to take over the heavy duty of winning 

Pfffft... It's only heavy because I make it hard to win.   

[Bob]

Yes, both you.  You both need to take a rest.  Forget about this thread.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, both you.  You both need to take a rest.  Forget about this thread.

[Bob]

I'm going to call it a tie.  You both win.  Congratulations.  Well done, well done.

[outin]

I'm going to call it a tie.  You both win.  Congratulations.  Well done, well done.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... I'm willing to call it a tie. Congratulations Outin - you put up a hell of a fight.

[outin]

Yeah... I'm willing to call it a tie. Congratulations Outin - you put up a hell of a fight.

[perfect_pitch]