Last post wins!!!!!

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[georgey]

Star wars!  What a gorgeous day today (weather wise).  I'm taking the afternoon off for a hike in the woods. No need for mosquito repellant today with the lower temps and high wind. 

Cheers! 

[visitor]

and w this post pianostteet becomes one less internet place that doesnt have bowsette

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You want weird???

Let's get this rolling...

[goldentone]

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Michael did it better...

[Bob]

spam

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[georgey]

McDonalds and “CNN is Fake News”

I live in heart of Trump country.  A white van has been parked INSIDE a McDonalds parking lot in same place for over a week (in the most prominent place possible) that says in huge black letters:  “CNN is fake news.  Trust me.”  I said to myself:  CNN is fake news?  Oh, wait.  They said “trust me” so it must be true.

I spoke to the African American manager a week ago.  He said he was also offended by this and called the police.  Van is still in same location today (unmoved).  Manager said today the police won’t pay for towing since MCD is private property.  I talked to the police and they agreed.

I called MCD corporate office and explained.  They appeared to be very interested and said they would immediately call the owner of the store and the police.


Why post her instead of "What's on you mind now" thread?  Here I can say what is on my mind AND win the 'ast post contest all in 1 step!  I am very efficient person.

Don't forget to vote Nov. 6.

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Why post here instead of "What's on you mind now" thread?  Here I can say what is on my mind AND win the 'ast post contest all in 1 step!  I am very efficient person.

Don't forget to vote Nov. 6.

I fixed your grammar. Also, I'm not American so I don't give a crap. You guys have fun with Trump... you voted him in.

[georgey]

I fixed your grammar. Also, I'm not American.  Therefore, I don't give a crap. You guys have fun with Trump... you voted him in.

“I fixed your grammar.”  – Thanks!

“Also, I'm not American. Therefore, I don't give a crap.”  – I also fixed (or tried to fix) your grammar.  You appear to imply that only Americans can give a crap?  Maybe you are not implying this.  You raise a good point though.  Maybe I should reach out to a larger audience.

“You guys have fun with Trump... you voted him in.” – Fair point.  But we shall ALL have fun with Trump.  The fun is not limited just to “you guys”.  

Question:  What if I turned this into a boring Trump thread and so I chase everyone away and so no one posts here except me.  Do I still win this thread?  Or is this cheating?  Of course I would never do this to you guys. 

[georgey]

McDonalds and “CNN is Fake News”

I live in heart of Trump country.  A white van has been parked INSIDE a McDonalds parking lot in same place for over a week (in the most prominent place possible) that says in huge black letters:  “CNN is fake news.  Trust me.”  I said to myself:  CNN is fake news?  Oh, wait.  They said “trust me” so it must be true.

I spoke to the African American manager a week ago.  He said he was also offended by this and called the police.  Van is still in same location today (unmoved).  Manager said today the police won’t pay for towing since MCD is private property.  I talked to the police and they agreed.

I called MCD corporate office and explained.  They appeared to be very interested and said they would immediately call the owner of the store and the police.


Why post her instead of "What's on you mind now" thread?  Here I can say what is on my mind AND win the 'ast post contest all in 1 step!  I am very efficient person.

Don't forget to vote Nov. 6.

I’m trying to reach out to a larger audience.  

If you are interested in Trump or McDonalds or fake news:
I got a call from the McDonald’s restaurant owner who has a van in their parking lot saying “CNN is fake news.”  To my surprise, he had a heavy middle east accent, maybe from Saudi Arabia.  At first, I thought he might be a terrorist and the van is his and it is full of explosives. But after listening to his 3 minute message on my answering machine, I realized this is probably not the case.  The van is from out of state and is abandoned.  Since it is from out of state, there are procedures that the police must follow including a 7-day waiting period.  Anyway, he said that the 7-day waiting period is almost up and the van should be gone by the end of the week.

If not:
Please enjoy these pictures of chickens.
https://www.google.com/search?q=pictures+of+chickens&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwip7rzYh53eAhUErVkKHZCzCqcQsAR6BAgAEAE&biw=1920&bih=969

Either way:  I WIN!

Question:  You were already winning.  I thought you said you are efficient person.
Answer: Oops.

[Bob]

Why post her instead of "What's on you mind now" thread?  Here I can say what is on my mind AND win the 'ast post contest all in 1 step!  I am very efficient person.

 











I know this because Bob knows this.

[georgey]

I know this because Bob knows this.

But as Trump said earlier today:  "There's no proof of anything,"

My question to you:  How do you know this Bob thing even exists if there is no proof of anything?

[perfect_pitch]

But as Trump said earlier today:  "There's no proof of anything,"

I think that was the Doctors response to seeing the X-ray of Trump's skull.

[Bob]

But as Trump said earlier today:  "There's no proof of anything,"

My question to you:  How do you know this Bob thing even exists if there is no proof of anything?

I am Bob's raging bile duct.

[perfect_pitch]

If there's no proof of anything Bob... then there's no proof you're the winner.

[Bob]

Here's your proof. 

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I see your Picard... and I raise.



 

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[Bob]

I thought the blank lines would just end up being removed.


*Bob falls asleep instead of deciding on a pic to post...* 

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob falls asleep instead of deciding on a pic to post...* 

[lostinidlewonder]

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Holt does it better:

[Bob]

*In another attempt to end the thread, Bob strategically places some special horses at the end of the thread.* 

[perfect_pitch]

I saw the word 'farting' in the title and refuse to play it.

Nice try ending the thread... but this thread won't end...



...until I end it.

[Bob]

I think there was a sequel to that video too.



Happy Halloween.



Yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? Yeah man it's cool, by Tomislav Jagnjic

[perfect_pitch]

I think there was a sequel to that video too.

I do NOT want to know about it.

[outin]

Lets see...this is the last post...so I just won!

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Lets see...this is the last post...so I just won!

Good for you... have a cookie.






[BUUUUURP]


Erm... on second thought - never mind.

[Bob]

'Sup pianos? 

[perfect_pitch]

That girl is going to fail english...

[Bob]

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[Bob]

A lazy post.
For a lazy win.
But it's a still a win.

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Beat that Bob.

[Bob]

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Beat that?  Nothing?  Oh ok.  I see...


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[perfect_pitch]

Beat that?  Nothing?  Oh ok.  I see..

I meant - Beat that, in terms of laziness.

[Bob]

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[Bob]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY436JiiCjg

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[outin]

Thanks, you know how I adore spiders

[Bob]

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