Last post wins!!!!! (Read 550474 times)

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8950 on: January 02, 2019, 10:12:23 AM »

Quote from: Bob on January 02, 2019, 08:39:46 AM

So far - GREAT!!!

compline · «Reply #8951 on: January 03, 2019, 09:08:07 AM »

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8952 on: January 03, 2019, 02:00:34 PM »

Quote from: compline on January 03, 2019, 09:08:07 AM

It is better to have people think you're dumb, than to type nothing and remove all doubt.

Bob · «Reply #8953 on: January 03, 2019, 05:37:51 PM »

?

Wait...

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8954 on: January 06, 2019, 12:47:22 AM »

It was a nice try at playing Compline, but you're competing against the best here...

...as well as Bob and Outin.

Bob · «Reply #8955 on: January 06, 2019, 03:16:56 AM »

How about a little of this?

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8956 on: January 06, 2019, 02:30:57 PM »

Is it legal to shoot annoying people who thrust their awful 4-beat-repetitive harmonies against your will, if you're trapped on the train with them???

When most people ask me what's wrong with music these days...

...this is the answer - the complete and truly perfect example of what's wrong with music these days.

Bob · «Reply #8957 on: January 07, 2019, 01:29:15 AM »

I could only take part of the beginning and then skipped to the end.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8958 on: January 07, 2019, 04:24:26 AM »

I listened to the first 7 seconds of it, then stuck a screwdriver through my ears to block out the pain.

Bob · «Reply #8959 on: January 08, 2019, 10:08:33 AM »

Ugh.... I should have known not to google "ear clean music" while eating. I thought the music part would get better results.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8960 on: January 08, 2019, 10:59:26 AM »

If there's one thing Google can do - is take a seemingly innocent phrase and turn it into something perverse.

Also, if you find the results a little bit too sordid for your taste - it means you're still sane.. or possibly naive.

Bob · «Reply #8961 on: January 09, 2019, 12:03:36 AM »

So you were talking about your win....

https://i.imgur.com/EiMFUoy.gifv

Oh, I'm sorry. That was rude.

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https://i.imgur.com/EiMFUoy.gifv

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8962 on: January 09, 2019, 12:30:55 AM »

Quote from: Bob on January 09, 2019, 12:03:36 AM

https://i.imgur.com/EiMFUoy.gifv

I see your David Tennant and raise you...

Hope you enjoyed your measly half hour win.

visitor · «Reply #8963 on: January 10, 2019, 06:06:41 AM »

Bob · «Reply #8964 on: January 10, 2019, 07:44:55 AM »

https://i.imgur.com/1br8NMQ.gifv

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8965 on: January 10, 2019, 02:17:15 PM »

And YET another failed attempt to embed a gif on this forum.

Give up Bob - you know you can't win.

outin · «Reply #8966 on: January 10, 2019, 03:45:01 PM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2019, 12:30:55 AM

I see your David Tennant and raise you...

And then it's me who has the winning hand

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8967 on: January 11, 2019, 12:02:46 AM »

You need to break the rules a little more:

Bob · «Reply #8968 on: January 12, 2019, 07:21:01 AM »

And then an ocean sunfish swam by. Randomly.

https://seatrench.tumblr.com/image/173755865183

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8969 on: January 13, 2019, 03:53:15 AM »

And then a random shark swam by... randomly...

...and ate the sunfish.

...and then won the thread.

Bob · «Reply #8970 on: January 13, 2019, 12:09:48 PM »

There's still something about that shark's eye, even though it looks fake....

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8971 on: January 14, 2019, 12:03:56 AM »

I'd be more worried about his teeth.

Bob · «Reply #8972 on: January 14, 2019, 12:19:42 AM »

After enlightenment on the other thread.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8973 on: January 14, 2019, 02:19:59 PM »

And there's a black hole... goodbye enlightenment.

outin · «Reply #8974 on: January 14, 2019, 05:46:42 PM »

I'll buy you a ticket to the black hole in the center of our galaxy. You can always win when you return, right?

Bob · «Reply #8975 on: January 14, 2019, 06:13:11 PM »

I see the ticket, but the person seems to have disappeared....

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8976 on: January 14, 2019, 11:18:55 PM »

Here he is... just moments before the event horizon.

Bob · «Reply #8977 on: January 14, 2019, 11:57:33 PM »

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8978 on: January 15, 2019, 11:27:55 AM »

Yeah... this would be terrifying to see from space:

outin · «Reply #8979 on: January 15, 2019, 03:40:54 PM »

I would be much happier to see it from space than on the planet in question

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8980 on: January 15, 2019, 09:41:09 PM »

True...

Bob · «Reply #8981 on: January 17, 2019, 07:55:04 AM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2019, 11:27:55 AM

Yeah... this would be terrifying to see from space:

I don't think it would look like that. I think it would be more gradual in some way. Not that this pic is much better. I don't think a black hole would spew anything out while it's eating a planet.

Maybe a bit more like this even though this is supposed to be a star. I would think the planet getting sucked in would heat up overall with everything being shifted and deformed a little.

outin · «Reply #8982 on: January 17, 2019, 08:31:58 AM »

Quote from: Bob on January 17, 2019, 07:55:04 AM

I don't think it would look like that. I think it would be more gradual in some way. Not that this pic is much better. I don't think a black hole would spew anything out while it's eating a planet.

Maybe a bit more like this even though this is supposed to be a star. I would think the planet getting sucked in would heat up overall with everything being shifted and deformed a little.

They can radiate though, so best to keep your helmet on...

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8983 on: January 17, 2019, 08:37:58 AM »

Quote from: outin on January 17, 2019, 08:31:58 AM

They can radiate though, so best to keep your helmet on...

Yeah - and maybe some UV 50000+ skin cream - just in case.

Bob · «Reply #8984 on: January 17, 2019, 11:40:44 PM »

What would it take to withstand something like that? That amount of heat and that amount of gravity/stretching?

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8985 on: January 17, 2019, 11:55:51 PM »

I suspect you'd literally need to be suspended in a vacuum in order for it not to take effect? But then you need oxygen, so goodness knows.

Bob · «Reply #8986 on: January 20, 2019, 03:44:47 PM »

The Sun's 5,778 K / 27 million degrees Fahrenheit (15 million degrees Celsius) from a quick google search. I tried searching a little for what temperature a vehicle that actually exists could withstand but that was too generic for searching. I gave up though. I doubt there's anything in that direction or we'd have heard about it. They'd have something that could sit on lava that would be in use.

For a blackhole (or the Sun), there's gravity. I thought or pictured things being ripped down to atoms or more when they go into a black hole.

Here's something -- 3.83 million miles from the Sun.
https://science.howstuffworks.com/how-close-can-get-to-sun.htm
"The sun's surface temperature is a stifling 10,340 degrees Fahrenheit (5,726 degrees Celsius). Curiously though, the area that surrounds the sun is even hotter."
"the corona is liable to be 300 times hotter than the surface. "

And there's radiation too I guess.

My solution? I'd just warp space so you're "there" but not affected by any of that. Yeah, that's what I do. Just warp space a bit and make a bubble.

outin · «Reply #8987 on: January 20, 2019, 04:05:48 PM »

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2019, 03:44:47 PM

The Sun's 5,778 K / 27 million degrees Fahrenheit (15 million degrees Celsius) from a quick google search. I tried searching a little for what temperature a vehicle that actually exists could withstand but that was too generic for searching. I gave up though. I doubt there's anything in that direction or we'd have heard about it. They'd have something that could sit on lava that would be in use.

For a blackhole (or the Sun), there's gravity. I thought or pictured things being ripped down to atoms or more when they go into a black hole.

Here's something -- 3.83 million miles from the Sun.
https://science.howstuffworks.com/how-close-can-get-to-sun.htm
"The sun's surface temperature is a stifling 10,340 degrees Fahrenheit (5,726 degrees Celsius). Curiously though, the area that surrounds the sun is even hotter."
"the corona is liable to be 300 times hotter than the surface. "

And there's radiation too I guess.

My solution? I'd just warp space so you're "there" but not affected by any of that. Yeah, that's what I do. Just warp space a bit and make a bubble.

Oh, that's just a bit more than a regular Finnish sauna...I'd enjoy the heat and then hop through my wormhole to cool down on an ice planet

georgey · «Reply #8988 on: January 20, 2019, 05:40:20 PM »

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2019, 03:44:47 PM

My solution? I'd just warp space so you're "there" but not affected by any of that. Yeah, that's what I do. Just warp space a bit and make a bubble.

Very philosophical! This may be the secret to life: "Just warp space so you're "there". As long as you don't warp too much.

I shall now warp space so I am "there": I win and this is FINAL!

(or is this too much?)

outin · «Reply #8989 on: January 20, 2019, 06:18:47 PM »

Quote from: georgey on January 20, 2019, 05:40:20 PM

Very philosophical! This may be the secret to life: "Just warp space so you're "there". As long as you don't warp too much.

I shall now warp space so I am "there": I win and this is FINAL! (or is this too much?)

Ooops, seems my wormhole brought me back to this thread and ruined your win!

Bob · «Reply #8990 on: January 20, 2019, 07:04:24 PM »

*Bob collects distant light and peers back at the very beginning of the thread. [and wonders what came before that.

] Then Bob switches direction to see the end of the thread....*

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8991 on: January 20, 2019, 09:39:44 PM »

3 days... I had the win for 3 days straight.

You just couldn't let me win, could you???

Bob · «Reply #8992 on: January 21, 2019, 12:12:57 AM »

This place dies down on the weekends. Weekend time here isn't the same as weekday time. If you win during the weekDAYs... well, that's a little something more than those plain weekENDs.... Anyone can win during the weekends... Unless it's me and then it really is a big deal....

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8993 on: January 21, 2019, 12:36:07 AM »

You can try to beat me, but ultimately you know:

I bought that little lapel just for you Bob.

Bob · «Reply #8994 on: January 21, 2019, 10:22:52 AM »

And then a fisherman appeared to encourage everyone....

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8995 on: January 21, 2019, 11:32:43 PM »

Pfffft... I don't need a freezing Japanese man to encourage me...

I know I'm going to win this thread.

Bob · «Reply #8996 on: January 22, 2019, 11:51:22 PM »

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8997 on: January 23, 2019, 12:32:11 AM »

I don't believe that - my astrologer tells me things are going to be better tomorrow.

My psychic told me that as well.

outin · «Reply #8998 on: January 23, 2019, 04:28:52 AM »

Smiling makes my face hurt...

perfect_pitch · «Reply #8999 on: January 23, 2019, 12:36:28 PM »

Well, they say it takes 42 muscles to smile, but only 4 to extend the middle finger to the world around you.

Plus, it's good exercise for finger 3.