A gift to everyone
Thought for the day: Consider tweaking before tossing.
I've spent 60 hours without sleep so far... I'm already tweaking.
To tweak or not to tweak? To sleep or not to sleep? THOSE are the questions.Q: How about to win or not to win? Isn't that a question?A: No. Because I win!
Oops! Seems you didn't...
This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.It consists of string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared. There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed. Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.Or else.....the cycle repeats.
It consists of string of vile profanity...
...and poor grammar - don't forget that.
Don't make me come down there and open the can of whupass.
Seriously - if you're going to use that word, learn how to spell it properly.
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You millenials with your pictures and your phones and your apps.
How am I a millennial? I was born in the 80's.
*Bob returns for the quiet win to end the thread.*
I was making toothbrushes before you people were out of short pants.
Electric ones?
Okay... I've dropped 'em panties...Now what?!?
Actually - it's been quite nice without the jocks. Quite liberating.
I'm Scottish by birth, and there's no way I'd dare ever wear a kilt.
There cannot be any reply.
So I only need to eliminate the US folks beforehand...
Hey! I heard that. Do you think we Americans are all asleep. Maybe we will take care of you Sweedish, Norway types first.
When the world ends - it will probably be because Iran or Afghanistan, or hell - even North Korea decided to nuke the US. We'll be fine - we're not a threat to the world... and then I'll easily be able to snag the win.
I doubt anyone would bother to bomb this place
Swedes and Norwegians can be rather annoying, so go ahead!
Tcheh. Norwegians are saints compared to those darned Finns. They think they're so special and l33t.
...and even pay me
How?!?
The only way that would make sense is if you were a civil servant like a Police officer, Judge, Postal worker etc...
Right
Postal worker outin.
Their main purpose no longer is to deliver mail but rather make profit...