Last post wins!!!!! (Read 550540 times)

outin · «Reply #9250 on: June 22, 2019, 02:43:09 PM »

Quote from: visitor on June 21, 2019, 05:10:41 AM

A gift to everyone

For that you almost deserve to win!

But only almost

georgey · «Reply #9251 on: June 22, 2019, 11:59:19 PM »

Thought for the day: Sometimes a small tweak (is that a word?) is all that is needed to change something from bad to good.

georgey · «Reply #9252 on: June 23, 2019, 12:32:57 AM »

Thought for the day: Consider tweaking before tossing.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9253 on: June 23, 2019, 02:04:57 PM »

Quote from: georgey on June 23, 2019, 12:32:57 AM

Thought for the day: Consider tweaking before tossing.

I've spent 60 hours without sleep so far... I'm already tweaking.

georgey · «Reply #9254 on: June 24, 2019, 02:05:30 AM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2019, 02:04:57 PM

I've spent 60 hours without sleep so far... I'm already tweaking.

To tweak or not to tweak? To sleep or not to sleep? THOSE are the questions.

Q: How about to win or not to win? Isn't that a question?

A: No. Because I win!

outin · «Reply #9255 on: June 24, 2019, 04:58:25 AM »

Quote from: georgey on June 24, 2019, 02:05:30 AM

To tweak or not to tweak? To sleep or not to sleep? THOSE are the questions.

Q: How about to win or not to win? Isn't that a question?

A: No. Because I win!

Oops! Seems you didn't...

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9256 on: June 24, 2019, 11:17:13 AM »

Quote from: outin on June 24, 2019, 04:58:25 AM

Oops! Seems you didn't...

I wouldn't be so smug - neither did you...

[AND YES, I know that someone is probably looking at the above comment and is about to type something along the same lines as my comment.]

j_tour · «Reply #9257 on: June 24, 2019, 10:48:38 PM »

This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.

It consists of string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.

I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared.

There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed.

Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.

Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.

Or else.....the cycle repeats.

georgey · «Reply #9258 on: June 24, 2019, 11:28:52 PM »

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2019, 10:48:38 PM

This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.

It consists of string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.

I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared.

There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed.

Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.

Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.

Or else.....the cycle repeats.

Very clever! You know, I think this is scary enough that your plan just might work. Oops

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9259 on: June 25, 2019, 10:32:02 AM »

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2019, 10:48:38 PM

It consists of string of vile profanity...

...and poor grammar - don't forget that.

j_tour · «Reply #9260 on: June 26, 2019, 03:38:31 AM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2019, 10:32:02 AM

...and poor grammar - don't forget that.

The juice is getting loose.

I'm shaking the fetters.

Don't make me come down there and open the can of whupass.

PEOPLE STOP TAUNTING THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be bad.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9261 on: June 26, 2019, 09:13:08 AM »

Quote from: j_tour on June 26, 2019, 03:38:31 AM

Don't make me come down there and open the can of whupass.

Seriously - if you're going to use that word, learn how to spell it properly.

Don't make me open the real can...

j_tour · «Reply #9262 on: June 26, 2019, 03:20:24 PM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2019, 09:13:08 AM

Seriously - if you're going to use that word, learn how to spell it properly.

NERRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9263 on: June 26, 2019, 09:59:48 PM »

j_tour · «Reply #9264 on: June 26, 2019, 10:23:46 PM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2019, 09:59:48 PM

<nerd picture>

Yeah right, four-eyes.

You millenials with your pictures and your phones and your apps.

Steve Jobs drank a full scumbag every morning.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9265 on: June 27, 2019, 08:51:15 AM »

Quote from: j_tour on June 26, 2019, 10:23:46 PM

You millenials with your pictures and your phones and your apps.

How am I a millennial? I was born in the 80's.

j_tour · «Reply #9266 on: June 27, 2019, 02:24:59 PM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2019, 08:51:15 AM

How am I a millennial? I was born in the 80's.

Yeah, your mom was.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9267 on: June 28, 2019, 08:50:32 AM »

Given how mature some of your posts are - I'm pretty sure I'm older (wiser, better looking and more experienced) than you are.

Nice try.

Bob · «Reply #9268 on: June 28, 2019, 09:33:01 AM »

*Bob returns for the quiet win to end the thread.*

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9269 on: June 28, 2019, 12:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2019, 09:33:01 AM

*Bob returns for the quiet win to end the thread.*

outin · «Reply #9270 on: June 28, 2019, 02:04:24 PM »

Sometimes you young ones are so adorable!

But do not forget to brush your teeth...

j_tour · «Reply #9271 on: June 28, 2019, 05:51:55 PM »

I was making toothbrushes before you people were out of short pants.

outin · «Reply #9272 on: June 28, 2019, 08:21:13 PM »

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2019, 05:51:55 PM

I was making toothbrushes before you people were out of short pants.

Electric ones?

j_tour · «Reply #9273 on: June 28, 2019, 10:10:38 PM »

Quote from: outin on June 28, 2019, 08:21:13 PM

Electric ones?

Yeah, well, your mom didn't need one.

Fully manual.

Satisfaction, son.

QED! I WIN!!!!!! at....oh....well, I still win.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9274 on: June 29, 2019, 12:41:28 AM »

Okay... I've dropped 'em panties...

Now what?!?

outin · «Reply #9275 on: June 29, 2019, 03:34:46 AM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 12:41:28 AM

Okay... I've dropped 'em panties...

Now what?!?

You'll know when you get older

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9276 on: June 29, 2019, 03:49:43 AM »

Actually - it's been quite nice without the jocks.

Quite liberating.

outin · «Reply #9277 on: June 29, 2019, 04:50:33 AM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 03:49:43 AM

Actually - it's been quite nice without the jocks.

Quite liberating.

You should try wearing a skirt

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9278 on: June 29, 2019, 10:03:06 AM »

I'm Scottish by birth, and there's no way I'd dare ever wear a kilt.

j_tour · «Reply #9279 on: June 29, 2019, 04:33:39 PM »

Raise your hand if you've ever had an "accident" with a zipper on the pants.

That's right.

It can't be spoken of, and cannot be replied to.

WINNING!

outin · «Reply #9280 on: June 29, 2019, 06:00:44 PM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 10:03:06 AM

I'm Scottish by birth, and there's no way I'd dare ever wear a kilt.

Oh, but just imagine the feeling of freedom! And I am sure it is healthier in your environment...

Bob · «Reply #9281 on: June 29, 2019, 10:35:38 PM »

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9282 on: June 30, 2019, 01:40:07 AM »

j_tour · «Reply #9283 on: June 30, 2019, 02:20:34 AM »

No, doing a Donald is about the same as a Roko's Basilisk.

See?

There cannot be any reply.

Therefore I win.

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9284 on: June 30, 2019, 04:26:17 AM »

Quote from: j_tour on June 30, 2019, 02:20:34 AM

There cannot be any reply.

outin · «Reply #9285 on: June 30, 2019, 05:24:08 AM »

Poor pp...there's no way he could win. Because when the world ends, he will be hours ahead of us and we will have more time to finish this thread. So I only need to eliminate the US folks beforehand...

georgey · «Reply #9286 on: June 30, 2019, 05:44:16 AM »

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2019, 05:24:08 AM

So I only need to eliminate the US folks beforehand...

Hey! I heard that. Do you think we Americans are all asleep. Maybe we will take care of you Sweedish, Norway types first.

outin · «Reply #9287 on: June 30, 2019, 09:55:43 AM »

Quote from: georgey on June 30, 2019, 05:44:16 AM

Hey! I heard that. Do you think we Americans are all asleep. Maybe we will take care of you Sweedish, Norway types first.

Swedes and Norwegians can be rather annoying, so go ahead!

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9288 on: June 30, 2019, 12:47:00 PM »

When the world ends - it will probably be because Iran or Afghanistan, or hell - even North Korea decided to nuke the US.

We'll be fine - we're not a threat to the world... and then I'll easily be able to snag the win.

outin · «Reply #9289 on: June 30, 2019, 01:07:10 PM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2019, 12:47:00 PM

When the world ends - it will probably be because Iran or Afghanistan, or hell - even North Korea decided to nuke the US.

We'll be fine - we're not a threat to the world... and then I'll easily be able to snag the win.

I doubt anyone would bother to bomb this place, so you wish!

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9290 on: June 30, 2019, 02:04:03 PM »

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2019, 01:07:10 PM

I doubt anyone would bother to bomb this place

j_tour · «Reply #9291 on: June 30, 2019, 02:44:31 PM »

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2019, 09:55:43 AM

Swedes and Norwegians can be rather annoying, so go ahead!

Tcheh.

Norwegians are saints compared to those darned Finns.

They think they're so special and l33t.

outin · «Reply #9292 on: June 30, 2019, 05:42:38 PM »

Quote from: j_tour on June 30, 2019, 02:44:31 PM

Tcheh.

Norwegians are saints compared to those darned Finns.

They think they're so special and l33t.

You are right, Finns are annoying too, but they have they use...they keep this place nice to live in...and even pay me

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9293 on: July 01, 2019, 09:51:53 AM »

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2019, 05:42:38 PM

...and even pay me

How?!?

outin · «Reply #9294 on: July 01, 2019, 02:00:13 PM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2019, 09:51:53 AM

How?!?

With they tax money...

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9295 on: July 01, 2019, 02:05:45 PM »

The only way that would make sense is if you were a civil servant like a Police officer, Judge, Postal worker etc...

outin · «Reply #9296 on: July 01, 2019, 02:48:06 PM »

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2019, 02:05:45 PM

The only way that would make sense is if you were a civil servant like a Police officer, Judge, Postal worker etc...

Right

georgey · «Reply #9297 on: July 01, 2019, 05:31:24 PM »

Quote from: outin on July 01, 2019, 02:48:06 PM

Right

Postal worker outin.

outin · «Reply #9298 on: July 01, 2019, 05:58:11 PM »

Quote from: georgey on July 01, 2019, 05:31:24 PM

Postal worker outin.

Actually the postal workers are not civil servants, it's a company now even if still owned by the government. Their main purpose no longer is to deliver mail but rather make profit...

perfect_pitch · «Reply #9299 on: July 02, 2019, 08:42:06 AM »

Quote from: outin on July 01, 2019, 05:58:11 PM

Their main purpose no longer is to deliver mail but rather make profit...

That, and to deliver parcels to customers residences, in a manner similar to how they are handled by Baggage handlers.