Last post wins!!!!!

[j_menz]

Seems quaintly old fashioned in these days of EFT....

[danny_pianist]

Actually, this is the book i read...

[j_menz]

Actually, this is the book i read...

Just Volume 2? You may have missed some of the prerequisites.  Better check.....

[danny_pianist]

Oh, I didnt know about any ¨prerequesites¨, but you did...  

...that means that you have called them before! Look, you are even on their webpage

https://www.LoserLoserLoser.com/

lol

[j_menz]

Look, you are even on their webpage

 

[outin]

Time for my daily win, it is a great way to start the day 

No picture of myself available, so I'll just borrow one...

[j_menz]

it is a great way to start the day 

Nah....

[outin]

Since I have been forced to give up (real) coffee

[j_menz]

Since I have been forced to give up (real) coffee

Aren't such cruelties outlawed under several UN conventions? 

[outin]

Aren't such cruelties outlawed under several UN conventions? 

[j_menz]

I'll drink your share. 

[danny_pianist]

With these...  

[j_menz]

Of course, the guy that wrote that also used his pen to start a novel "It was a dark and stormy night."

[outin]

I'll drink your share. 

Why not just



when I win

[outin]

Don't people cut the nails on their little monsters 

If I forget to cut the ones on mine I will get a nice reminder pretty soon...

[j_menz]

Why not just



when I win

Because the condition precedent ain't going to happen.  

[outin]

Because the condition precedent ain't going to happen.  

Or maybe it already did and you're just a

[Bob]

Regular bulls.   ...in the mist. 

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sorry, but this is a...

[j_menz]

I'm sorry, but this is a...

Awww... but some of them are so cute. How can you say no to this little guy...

[danny_pianist]

Awww... but some of them are so cute. How can you say no to this little guy...

[Bob]

[j_menz]

[outin]

[Bob]

Bullies never win... in the long run?  In the short term, they probably do a pretty good job appearing to win when they beat someone up, hence being a bully.

[perfect_pitch]

[outin]

[perfect_pitch]

[j_menz]

Don't bother to send congratulatory cards. 

[danny_pianist]

[j_menz]

[outin]

Now that you've turned 1 finally, I think you're old enough to hear some truths:

[j_menz]

Why thanks. My python was looking a little thin.

[Bob]

Have some more.

[outin]

Why thanks. My python was looking a little thin.

Aren't they supposed to be?

[j_menz]

Have some more.

Uuurrrp! 

[j_menz]

Aren't they supposed to be?

Only a sicko calls their python Monty. 

[perfect_pitch]

Only a sicko calls their python Monty. 

So what the hell else would you call a Python???

[Bob]

Julia?

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I know what I'd call him:







Simon Rattle     

[j_menz]

Simon Rattle     

That's Sir Simon Rattle to you!

[Bob]

Oh, ok.    *Bob learned something new today.*


Not Simon Rattle...



That's Simon Cowell.  Also knighted I guess.     They must not have extremely high standards for handing out knighthoods.

[j_menz]

That's Simon Cowell.  Also knighted I guess.     They must not have extremely high standards for handing out knighthoods.

High enough. It's Mr Cowell.

[Bob]

 

[Bob]

We don't have many Simons in the US.

 

[Bob]

And this thing.

[j_menz]

Carley Simon...

And Simon Andgarfunkle

And you used to have these guys...

[perfect_pitch]

[outin]

Simon, I'm sorry to say it, but

[perfect_pitch]

No problem...