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«Reply #9500 on: October 06, 2019, 10:53:38 AM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #9501 on: October 06, 2019, 07:21:14 PM »


Are you saying something bob? Cannot hear you...

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«Reply #9502 on: October 07, 2019, 12:47:33 AM »


Conan O'Brien... like most nights, he has no idea what is happening.

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«Reply #9503 on: October 07, 2019, 02:24:27 AM »


No he doesn't.

Put the lotion in the basket.


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«Reply #9505 on: October 07, 2019, 09:32:32 AM »
It gets the hose.

Have you not taken the face mask making class? It's quite delicious.
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«Reply #9506 on: October 07, 2019, 10:46:17 PM »
I already made a mask...


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«Reply #9507 on: October 07, 2019, 11:46:16 PM »
I just killed a mouse inside my kill room, and carefully buried its corpse in a dumpster using a pair of forceps.

You want to be very careful about what kind of language you use.

Because, you got a lot of nice things here.  Be a shame if something were to happen.

Just think of the mouse.

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«Reply #9508 on: October 08, 2019, 03:30:39 AM »
I just killed a mouse inside my kill room

Some asian restaurants have been doing that for years...    ;D

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«Reply #9509 on: October 08, 2019, 03:40:57 AM »
Some asian restaurants have been doing that for years...    ;D

Oh, no.

See, I use dogs for practice. 

Yeah, I know the whole "not a serial killer" hasn't really caught on, when applied to me.  But now that I have handled my first mouse cadaver, I think I'm ready to move into larger game.

Probably dogs, then toddlers, then actual people.

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«Reply #9510 on: October 08, 2019, 03:54:57 AM »
Serial killing is overrated...can be really messy and you'd better not get caught in texas.

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«Reply #9511 on: October 08, 2019, 06:49:39 AM »
I somehow suspect J_Tour is american, judging by his fascination with violence and murder.

If I'm right, then I'm glad I'm about 8,000 miles away from him. If I'm not mistaken there's way too many murderers in jail.

I wonder if there's anyway to deal with that...


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«Reply #9512 on: October 08, 2019, 10:38:03 AM »
I somehow suspect J_Tour is american, judging by his fascination with violence and murder.

To be fair, Australia has had some very intriguing serial killing cases as well...so while you may be able to avoid J_tour due to distance, there's probably another one lurking somewhere near your neighbourhood...

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«Reply #9513 on: October 08, 2019, 11:37:06 PM »
True, but America is on a whole new level of f@#$ed up, when you have crap like this on the internet:

https://www.massshootingtracker.org/




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«Reply #9514 on: October 08, 2019, 11:44:49 PM »
Totally not a serial killer.

You know, like not even, because that's a way worse to be.

Sensitive, like an artist. 

I have killed a mouse, and I did not even make a trophy out of its corpse.

Totally not.

Not even.

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«Reply #9515 on: October 08, 2019, 11:52:09 PM »
And when I say to myself every forty-nine minutes, "it rubs the lotion on its skin," I'm talking in my inside voice to my sister and my mother.

Great people.  Some of the best.  Best minds, stable, genius level minds.

How do they taste?

OK, but they taste like lotion.

Go on, I dare you to follow that post.  That is last post material, the best, I have no idea, the best, it's like genius level, and being stable and everything.  Also, like, treason and something.  Or whatever.

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«Reply #9516 on: October 09, 2019, 05:10:48 AM »
True, but America is on a whole new level of f@#$ed up, when you have crap like this on the internet:

https://www.massshootingtracker.org/



Yeah, but imo from a criminological view mass shootings are not as interesting as serial killers who have longer careers.

And j_tours messy posts will certainly not get to be last...it's between you and me... and maybe the potential serial killer in your block...

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«Reply #9517 on: October 09, 2019, 08:30:59 AM »
Yeah, but the amount of people per million who have died from mass shootings over the last 5 years in America easily outnumber the amount of people who have been massacred as a result of a serial killer.

In Australia, that is probably the opposite, only because we're not dumb enough to hand out rifles to every Tom, Dickhead and Harry...

...and maybe the potential serial killer in your block...

I doubt he finds time to troll the forums on PianoStreet.

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«Reply #9518 on: October 09, 2019, 08:56:53 AM »
Yeah, but the amount of people per million who have died from mass shootings over the last 5 years in America easily outnumber the amount of people who have been massacred as a result of a serial killer.

In Australia, that is probably the opposite, only because we're not dumb enough to hand out rifles to every Tom, Dickhead and Harry...

I doubt he finds time to troll the forums on PianoStreet.
He (or she) does not need to ;)

The same here of course about the guns...however I seem to remember there are more guns per capita in this country than most other European country. But this is because hunting is so popular, not because you can buy one anytime anywhere or carry it around waiting for a moment of frustration where using it randomly feels like a good idea.

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«Reply #9519 on: October 09, 2019, 02:07:32 PM »
He (or she) does not need to ;)

The same here of course about the guns...however I seem to remember there are more guns per capita in this country than most other European country. But this is because hunting is so popular, not because you can buy one anytime anywhere or carry it around waiting for a moment of frustration where using it randomly feels like a good idea.

Oh yeah, the country of Switzerbelgefrankreicheutschland.

They have such lovely beaches, I captured several pounds of the sands to put over my fireplace.

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«Reply #9520 on: October 09, 2019, 05:00:45 PM »
Also, Melanie Lynskey is hot and she isn't a serial killer.

Pretty sure she can speak a bit strine through and through.

Or, you know, one of those islands around there.

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«Reply #9521 on: October 09, 2019, 06:42:42 PM »
Also, Melanie Lynskey is hot and she isn't a serial killer.

Didn't she kill her own mother? In a film but anyway...who knows what goes on in her mind...

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«Reply #9522 on: October 09, 2019, 10:20:43 PM »
Didn't she kill her own mother? In a film but anyway...who knows what goes on in her mind...

Absolutely not.  That's a da_ned lie. 

She also didn't fantasize about poisoning the untrained canine beasts of random neighbors with strychnine.

She's a good girl.


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«Reply #9523 on: October 09, 2019, 10:44:18 PM »
however I seem to remember there are more guns per capita in this country than most other European country... because hunting is so popular, not because you can buy one anytime anywhere or carry it around waiting for a moment of frustration where using it randomly feels like a good idea.



Sure... whatever you say. I'm sure that's why most Americans own a gun... for hunting...




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«Reply #9524 on: October 10, 2019, 03:58:08 AM »


Sure... whatever you say. I'm sure that's why most Americans own a gun... for hunting...


I was sort of agreeing with you :) The point was that the amount of guns alone is not the issue (until it reaches the level you see in US) , but the "constitutional" right to have and use one. There's no such thing here, it's more of a proviledge that can be taken away anytime. So most people do their killings with sharp objects, not bullets.

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«Reply #9525 on: October 10, 2019, 10:56:44 AM »
Ahhh... I see.

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«Reply #9526 on: October 10, 2019, 03:46:06 PM »
Ahhh... I see.

Ha! You obviously missed my blatant grammar error...getting old are we?

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«Reply #9527 on: October 11, 2019, 12:27:56 AM »
Hey... some people are illiterate, and some have the proviledge of being able to use the English language to their full potential.

Plus, it was a spelling error - you have multiple grammar errors, but I can't be arsed correcting them.

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«Reply #9528 on: October 11, 2019, 03:09:41 AM »
This is how one treats misspellings.  Terminate.  With extreme prejudice.


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«Reply #9529 on: October 11, 2019, 05:36:02 AM »
Hey... some people are illiterate, and some have the proviledge of being able to use the English language to their full potential.

You must be referring to the wonderfully poetic and colourful way your countrymen speak the language? And this applies to both present and past, I have not forgotten about your roots, that would be rude :)

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«Reply #9530 on: October 11, 2019, 08:44:39 AM »
You must be referring to the wonderfully poetic and colourful way your countrymen speak the language?

I'm SCOTTISH, not a New Zealandar for goodness sake.

And why would anyone share that video for goodness sake J_Tour... ACTUALLY, why the hell would anyone put it on the internet. I dare not click it, but the title says enough for me to stay away.

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«Reply #9531 on: October 11, 2019, 10:15:51 AM »
I'm SCOTTISH, not a New Zealandar for goodness sake.


I know...who said anything about New Zealand? Don't you live in Australia?

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«Reply #9532 on: October 11, 2019, 02:13:57 PM »
And why would anyone share that video for goodness sake J_Tour... ACTUALLY, why the hell would anyone put it on the internet. I dare not click it, but the title says enough for me to stay away.

It seemed like good information about nasal hygiene.  You got to get on my level, son.  Truth to power, man.

No, I didn't watch the video either.  I actually know otolaryngological tricks for irrigating one's nose and ears, and I even know how to pick my nose. 

But don't eat it!  You gross mfers. 

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«Reply #9533 on: October 11, 2019, 10:56:04 PM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #9534 on: October 12, 2019, 02:24:58 AM »
I know...who said anything about New Zealand? Don't you live in Australia?

Even the aussies don't say it like that.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SneakyMiserlyHoiho-mobile.mp4

Yet another failed attempt at embedding media in the forum.


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«Reply #9535 on: October 12, 2019, 04:51:30 AM »
I'm SCOTTISH, not a New Zealandar for goodness sake.

Well, riddle me this, why did that glamour shot of those pommie gits who claimed to have not had any satisfaction omit the great Scottish pianist Ian Stewart?

Can't have it.

Founding members?  Half Scottish, Half Pommie. Stu and Brian Jones.


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«Reply #9536 on: October 12, 2019, 08:57:54 AM »
Well, riddle me this, why did that glamour shot of those pommie gits who claimed to have not had any satisfaction omit the great Scottish pianist Ian Stewart?

Can't have it.

Founding members?  Half Scottish, Half Pommie. Stu and Brian Jones.

Have you taken your medication today J_Tour?

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«Reply #9537 on: October 12, 2019, 06:22:26 PM »
Have you taken your medication today J_Tour?

Too much! 

Raw ether is a hell of a drug.

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«Reply #9538 on: October 12, 2019, 06:24:34 PM »
Too much! 

Raw ether is a hell of a drug.

I used it to euthanize mice...did not feel like trying on myself...

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«Reply #9539 on: October 12, 2019, 06:53:23 PM »
I used it to euthanize mice...did not feel like trying on myself...

I prefer something like this:



But, you know, the old snap-traps with the "kill bar" seem to be effective.

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«Reply #9540 on: October 12, 2019, 10:49:30 PM »
I prefer something like this:



But, you know, the old snap-traps with the "kill bar" seem to be effective.
These were not wild mice but pet mice that got old or ill. I would never trap a mouse, that's cruel and unnecessary!


Of course any mouse running around at my place may bump into a cat...

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«Reply #9541 on: October 12, 2019, 11:34:55 PM »
These were not wild mice but pet mice that got old or ill. I would never trap a mouse, that's cruel and unnecessary!


Of course any mouse running around at my place may bump into a cat...

That's why the glue taps are so appealing.  When you snare one, just toss it outside and let the hyenas or raptors have at it. 

If I could trap one alive, then clearly the many guillotines sold for use in laboratory settings are the best solution.

They make them suitable for use upon larger rats, hamsters, and rabbits, as well. 

It's much better than me chasing them around with a baseball bat studded with nails.


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«Reply #9542 on: October 13, 2019, 01:40:23 AM »
Too much! 

Raw ether is a hell of a drug.

That put a smile on my face... good comeback.

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«Reply #9543 on: October 13, 2019, 06:32:32 PM »
mp4 files won't embed here.  If I find one and don't want to search more I give up and post the link.

Unlike this one....

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«Reply #9544 on: October 13, 2019, 11:58:25 PM »
It's videos like that, that make me ashamed of the whole human species.

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«Reply #9545 on: October 14, 2019, 03:43:00 AM »
It's videos like that, that make me ashamed of the whole human species.
Shame leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering...... lol
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«Reply #9546 on: October 14, 2019, 06:14:13 AM »
Shame leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering......

Then, the last thing I would do if I were you Lostinidlewonder... is to piss me off.


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«Reply #9547 on: October 15, 2019, 02:03:33 AM »

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«Reply #9548 on: October 15, 2019, 05:41:18 AM »


Pink noise...original...I prefer green though. What do I need to take to get that?

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«Reply #9549 on: October 15, 2019, 09:57:52 AM »
Pink noise...original...I prefer green though. What do I need to take to get that?

Try chugging a carton of Draino... I'm sure you'll start seeing Pink somethings very quickly.