Last post wins!!!!!

[ranjit]

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[Bob]

And then "cool guy" showed up from ten years ago.... 

[perfect_pitch]

Thank you for posting what looks like a video of a creepy pervert trying to sneak up on little kids.

Not cool at all.

[j_tour]

Judass effing priest you people are maniacs.

All I'm trying to do is introduce a bit of culture into this place.

[perfect_pitch]

This guy looks classy...

[j_tour]

This guy looks classy...

You are welcome, good sir. 

And while I retire to my plate of epic bacon, my good lord, I shall have good forsooth to not be eyeing my lemon drink, whilst I prepare my fine liqueurs of the evening.

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - a few questions...

1) What makes Bacon epic???
2) I believe you have used the word 'forsooth' in the wrong manner
3) Who the hell uses the word 'whilst' anymore???

[j_tour]

Okay - a few questions...

1) What makes Bacon epic???
2) I believe you have used the word 'forsooth' in the wrong manner
3) Who the hell uses the word 'whilst' anymore???

(i) I don't know.  Francis Bacon wrote some good stuff.  And there was that painter who did some stuff.  Also, nothing.  Also, nerds.
(ii) Maybe, maybe not.  It doesn't matter.  I'm not a pommie git, so I wouldn't know.
(iii) That guy in the picture.  Also, nerds.

[Bob]

We're going retro?  Ok. 

2009.  I don't think I've seen that whole clip.  That was a long four minutes.  I don't think I missed anything, except now those four minutes.



Two years ago, but yeah.... 
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/flashback/king-curtis-from-wife-swap-where-is-the-reality-tv-star-now/news-story/bd06ef1c01f3356ab708719cc6370852

[j_tour]

We're going retro?  Ok. 

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/flashback/king-curtis-from-wife-swap-where-is-the-reality-tv-star-now/news-story/bd06ef1c01f3356ab708719cc6370852

Wife-swapping, eh? 

That is a retro fad that has never been more popular than now.

Are you trying to put out some feelers for a new hobby, perhaps?

I'm not married, but I could surely find some chippie at the local bar who wouldn't mind being passed around.  That would be my contribution.

[perfect_pitch]

I managed to stand 12 seconds of that little turd yelling about the junk food, and I gave up.

Don't know what the rest is about... too cool to care.

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/IzNhTnI.mp4

[perfect_pitch]

You wonder what type of psychotic person drew that?!?

Someone was obviously pissed off he got Coal in his stocking.

[Bob]

I was thinking about that.  How much effort?  How much time?

I guess that's his thing.
https://www.artstation.com/sidwill


It still looks like a diving bell suit.  I noticed there's a hoof at the top, like there's a reindeer draped over it all.

Sound too, if it's muted.

[Bob]

Meanwhile....

[perfect_pitch]

Well... while at least one person claims on this earth that he sees heaven...

...I can only presume he sees HELL!!!

[Bob]

*Bob notes there are no great white sharks in that pic.  This is because great whites are afraid of killer whales.* 

[j_tour]

Gawd.  Are you people still talking about that superman comic books with the ice cream sodas and hula hoops?

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - apart from the ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE style and lack of artistic detail - it's also incorrect because you can't suck up peoples money using magnets, since paper money CONTAINS NO METAL!!!

Who designed this comic??? Obviously someone who failed physics.

[j_tour]

Who designed this comic??? Obviously someone who failed physics.

Yeah.  It's my mother's comic.  You know, bless her heart, but cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[perfect_pitch]

Also, is it just me, or is the use of the word 'Obastard'... meant to be a portmanteau of Obama and Bastard???

Or... am I just reading too much into it?

[j_tour]

Also, is it just me, or is the use of the word 'Obastard'... meant to be a portmanteau of Obama and Bastard???

Or... am I just reading too much into it?

Beats me. 

I somewhat  doubt the "author" of that MS Paint comic put a lot of thought into it.

And, yes, putting any amount of effort into "reading" such things is ridiculous, just like "debating" if the Super X-Mutant Caped Crusader of Gotham Pikachu or whatever is truly righteous, or whatever kids talk about these dayss.

[outin]

*Bob notes there are no great white sharks in that pic.  This is because great whites are afraid of killer whales.* 

Remember this epic film?

[outin]

Okay - apart from the ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE style and lack of artistic detail - it's also incorrect because you can't suck up peoples money using magnets, since paper money CONTAINS NO METAL!!!

Not so fast... there is actually paper money with a metallic thread inserted for safety.

[Bob]

Safety, metal, gif, piano..... gives me this....

[Bob]

*Bob invites everyone else in the thread to a "50 sq mile Idaho section of Yellowstone National Park" for not particular reason at all.*

 

[perfect_pitch]

Remember this epic film?

'Epic' If this was the only film on the planet that existed - that STILL wouldn't make it EPIC.

My main claim to fame is that I have NOT seen that movie, nor do I plan to.

[outin]

My main claim to fame is that I have NOT seen that movie, nor do I plan to.

You people are so uncivilized...sigh...

Please don't tell me you have not seen this one either??

[perfect_pitch]

I can only hope someone was fired for letting this through the pre-production phase and into production.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Didn't we already cycle through the photo-shopped hybrid animals already???

Oh screw it - time for more, especially to show off this little guy:

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

KING OF THE JUNGLE, MY AR... Awwwww, isn't it cute!!!

[Bob]

And that was the last we heard from perfect_pitch.  ...because guniea pigs bite.


*Bob attempts a temporary win by distracting everyone.* 


https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/e9riok/he_got_moves/


*And it worked.*

[outin]

Well... you can't get me to disappear with something like that...I can tame anything with cat in it.

[perfect_pitch]

And that was the last we heard from perfect_pitch.  ...because guniea pigs bite.

I didn't say I was dumb enough to pet the damn thing! Something can be cute from a distance, like Nicki Minaj...

...but you have to stand REEEEEEEALLY far back.

[lostinidlewonder]

Something can be cute from a distance, like Nicki Minaj...
...but you have to stand REEEEEEEALLY far back.

So that shes like speck between the land and sky?

[perfect_pitch]

I'm thinking like - me in Australia, her in America.

I'm so glad our planet is spherical... so it means that if she's in another country - there is ABSOLUTELY no way we can see each other visibly.

[outin]

I'm thinking like - me in Australia, her in America.

I'm so glad our planet is spherical... so it means that if she's in another country - there is ABSOLUTELY no way we can see each other visibly.

But what if she just starts digging and suddenly bites your ankles??

I don't really know who NM is but anyone can become a zombie...

[perfect_pitch]

But what if she just starts digging and suddenly bites your ankles??

I don't think she's smart enough to know how to dig anything...   

And given the depth of her lyrics... I think that if she WAS a zombie, it would only increase her IQ.

[outin]

And given the depth of her lyrics... I think that if she WAS a zombie, it would only increase her IQ.

Oh, I thought you were a fan?

[perfect_pitch]

What on earth gave you that impression??? The cold remarks I said about her being beautiful only when you can't visibly see her, or the fact that I made a joke about her being too idiotic to use digging apparatus???

[Bob]

*Bob finds the weakness of Australians.... Magpies.*

The video's upside down again too.

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - first of all... you can't use her as a 'typical' Australian. No other Australian yells like a wimp when they're attacked by Magpies.

And secondly... spiders are our weakness. They're one inch big and can f@#$ing KILL YOU on a daily basis if they wanted.

[Wait... why did I just divulge our weaknesses?]

[outin]

Have you people forgotten Birds?? The film?

It is essential for survival in this world to watch all those educational films about dangerous creatures...whether spiders or zombies... If I ever run into a 3 headed shark, I will definitely know what not to do!

[outin]

What on earth gave you that impression??? The cold remarks I said about her being beautiful only when you can't visibly see her, or the fact that I made a joke about her being too idiotic to use digging apparatus???

Sorry, forgot you are not a fan of cute things...

Imagine here a picture of a furry spider...too much work to add one with this phone.

[yewtree]

Train enthusiasts and Baroque specialists unite: this is the video for you.

An enduring Baroque masterpiece has been given an adventurous new outing, and there’s no chance of this performance falling off the rails.

YouTuber Pavel Jirásek has reworked Pachelbel’s Canon for 3 violins and basso continuo with a grand selection of blaring train horns, apparently collected from footage taken around the UK and Europe.

The horns, pitch-perfectly assembled, are synced to a backing track. Pavel made the video back in 2017, but it’s just been rediscovered and people are appreciating its magnificence.

Maybe there was a mix-up in the type of conductor booked? In any case, it’s clearly a masterpiece. Do watch and enjoy.




Perfect Pitch! 

[perfect_pitch]

but it’s just been rediscovered and people are appreciating its magnificence.

I'm sorry... but let's get the obvious out of the way...

The horns, pitch-perfectly assembled...

Not one word of that is true. Almost NONE of them are in tune... and secondly:

YouTuber Pavel Jirásek has reworked Pachelbel’s Canon for 3 violins and basso continuo with a grand selection of blaring train horns, apparently collected from footage taken around the UK and Europe.

Thirdly - this may have been the shortest win on this web-site YewTree... not even 20 mins.

Magnificence, MY ARSE!!!

[yewtree]

I'm sorry... but let's get the obvious out of the way...

Not one word of that is true. Almost NONE of them are in tune... and secondly:



Thirdly - this may have been the shortest win on this web-site YewTree... not even 20 mins.

Magnificence, MY ARSE!!!

I thought that would twang your nerves  Perfect-Pitch,   your response was hilarious. 
I love the ,   'Whyyy'? 
I also thought the video was gawd awful! 

[yewtree]

Perfect-Pitch,    You  have been twanged!  Your nerves are shattered!    So I am the winner!