Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Cheers, and warmest regards,

j_tour

[lostinidlewonder]

Signing your name at the end of a post is an automatic loss since it is illogical to use it since your user name is clearly displayed automatically when posting.  .... Wel... not really... but it still clearly has lost to this response which can't be beaten..... so far.

[perfect_pitch]

Signing your name at the end of a post is an automatic loss since it is illogical to use it since your user name is clearly displayed automatically when posting. 

I absolutely agree...

Best,

Perfect





 

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

There's no crying in piano!

Warm regards,

j_tour

[perfect_pitch]

It's more dramatic if you can get rid of the transparent background.

[j_tour]

It's more dramatic if you can get rid of the transparent background.

No it isn't. 

It still sucks like a Hoover what had teeth.

Cordially,

j_tour

[perfect_pitch]

It still sucks like a Hoover what had teeth.

Somewhere in the world, there's an English tutor who felt a shiver down their spine upon you posting that.

Respectfully,

Perfect

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/sd15NVu.mp4



Cheers,
Bob? 

[perfect_pitch]

I'm so glad not to be one of those people.   

[j_tour]

I'm so glad not to be one of those people.   

I did not see you what didn't sign your post.  How's a supposed to know it be from you and yourn?

Also is that a potato head figure supposed to be my wife? 

I ought a come learn you some things about manners, boy.

Supposed to be a civilized thread and such like, what with the fancy talk and musical goings on. 

Regards,

j_tour

[lostinidlewonder]

There's no crying in piano!

pcryingano.

[perfect_pitch]

pcryingano.

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong. And while you probably thought you were clever in saying that, I'm going to again stick this here while you ponder your mistake:

And J_Tour... yes, it is. Also...

I did not see you what didn't sign your post.

What in the F@#$ happened there? Did you brain forget to install the 'English Language' function today?

[lostinidlewonder]

if you have potatoes make potato...ade.

[j_tour]

What in the F@#$ happened there? Did you brain forget to install the 'English Language' function today?

No, I think I got the Strine function and the American function confused.

And whatnot. 

Where's my kangaroo scrotum purse, you horse's fundament?  I got some nice ladies I need to impress and my talking and playing and such isn't doing so much these days.



Cheers,

j_tour

[perfect_pitch]

Where's my kangaroo scrotum purse, you horse's fundament?  I got some nice ladies I need to impress and my talking and playing and such isn't doing so much these days.

I take it their not a fan of the Banjo? I'm also pretty sure that I told you that if you want a scrotum purse, then you had to do it yourself? You think every Aussie has a whole bunch of kangaroos in their backyard that we can mutilate just so you can increase your chances of getting laid from 0% to 1%?

[lostinidlewonder]

I take it their not a fan of the Banjo?

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Win!

[ahinton]

I take it their not a fan of the Banjo?

By "their", you mean "they're" - but anyone who's not a fan of the banjo is likely to incur the wrath of member Thal (though whether that will be a whole day of wrath - as in Dies Iræ, lately of no small amount of interest on this forum - I cannot say)...

Best,

Alistair

[j_tour]

I take it their not a fan of the Banjo

They love it!  All hipster chicks of breeding age love the banjo.  Especially those of inbreeding age.  The Scruggs style demonstrated is very exciting to them.

I'm also pretty sure that I told you that if you want a scrotum purse, then you had to do it yourself?

But I don't know how to sew leather without breaking needles, also is difficult.

You think every Aussie has a whole bunch of kangaroos in their backyard that we can mutilate just so you can increase your chances of getting laid from 0% to 1%?

Sure!  Kangaroos, and dingos.  Everywhere!  But I'm not asking you to approach a kangaroo, and probably get a swift kick by approaching its johnson.  You have to best it in a round of boxing.  All bogans get drunk daily and fight kangaroos.  It is a fact.

What is this 0% horsecrap?  I'll have you know ... oh ... well, I sometimes get pretty close to tricking a woman into coming home with me.

Oh. 

Well, never mind about that.  It's all in the pursuit. 

With hearty greetings and best wishes,

j_tour

[perfect_pitch]

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Well........ sh*t. I must have been very tired. Anyway, MOVING ON!!!

I'm not asking you to approach a kangaroo, and probably get a swift kick by approaching its johnson.  You have to best it in a round of boxing.  All bogans get drunk daily and fight kangaroos.  It is a fact.

I ain't a bogan. It's like been called a 'hick' or a 'yokel'.

They love it!  All hipster chicks of breeding age love the banjo.  Especially those of inbreeding age.  The Scruggs style demonstrated is very exciting to them.

But I don't know how to sew leather without breaking needles, also is difficult.

Sure!  Kangaroos, and dingos.  Everywhere!  But I'm not asking you to approach a kangaroo, and probably get a swift kick by approaching its johnson.  You have to best it in a round of boxing.  All bogans get drunk daily and fight kangaroos.  It is a fact.

What is this 0% horsecrap?  I'll have you know ... oh ... well, I sometimes get pretty close to tricking a woman into coming home with me.

The use of Benzodiazepine doesn't count.   

[j_tour]

I ain't a bogan. It's like been called a 'hick' or a 'yokel'.

I wasn't calling you a bogan, just saying that all bogans are constantly drunk and picking fights with kangaroos.

Surely you could try it as an anthropological experiment.

And thus secure me the scrotum of a kangaroo, and have a Sheila sew it up into something nice.

The use of Benzodiazepine doesn't count.   

Utter tosh.  The ladies love it.  And what they don't know can't hurt them.  It's just that the slack-jawed drooling from the mouth does nothing for their appearance.

Cheers,

j_tour

[perfect_pitch]

Surely you could try it as an anthropological experiment.

And thus secure me the scrotum of a kangaroo, and have a Sheila sew it up into something nice.

I am NOT getting you a kangaroo scrotum. You can get it yourself. I'm sure the Black market has one somewhere... heck, people are trying to smuggle things like that in their suitcase.

Utter tosh.  The ladies love it.  And what they don't know can't hurt them. 

What is it they say... (I know I'm going to regret saying this) but as the old joke goes...

4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.



(I'm going to hell, aren't I???)

Wait, I don't believe in religion... I'm all good.

[outin]

I am NOT getting you a kangaroo scrotum. You can get it yourself. I'm sure the Black market has one somewhere...

I thought all the kangaroos and koalas are already roasted...no worry about drop bears any more...

[j_tour]

I thought all the kangaroos and koalas are already roasted...no worry about drop bears any more...

Somehow that's not the first thing I think of when I think of the term "bush meat."

You people are most uncivilized, not signing your posts.  Shameful!  Sad, really.

Best wishes for a productive first quarter, incentivizing and leveraging the core competencies of the team,

j_tour

[outin]

You people are most uncivilized, not signing your posts.  Shameful!  Sad, really.

I'm not signing anything without consulting my lawyer!

[perfect_pitch]

You people are most uncivilized, not signing your posts.  Shameful!  Sad, really.

Best wishes for a productive first quarter, incentivizing and leveraging the core competencies of the team,

j_tour

I did it ironically just to annoy a certain someone on the forum... now I can't be arsed because I don't want to end up like them.

[ahinton]

I did it ironically just to annoy a certain someone on the forum

Did you succeed?

Best,

Alistair

[Bob]

*Bob watches everyone else... losing.* 

[perfect_pitch]

Did you succeed?

I like to think so. That's all that matters.

[lostinidlewonder]

I like to think so. That's all that matters.

Who said this? Is that you perfect_pitch?? I'm uncertain since you didn't sign your name at the end. Who wrote this post??? ARRRGGGG!!!!

[j_tour]

Who said this? Is that you perfect_pitch?? I'm uncertain since you didn't sign your name at the end. Who wrote this post??? ARRRGGGG!!!!

Absoleffinglutely gosh darn right.

And what about best wishes, or warm regards?

This is not a civilized thread!

Yours very sincerely, and with deepest regrets,

j_tour

[outin]

You're all gone mad...I'll get you committed and then be the last man standing (figuratively) and win!

[lostinidlewonder]

You're all gone mad...

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

[j_tour]

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Dammit f&** sh&&^.

I was going to do that one.

F&^** sh*&^ mo&^*f&^&er &**.

Sh&^^ b&^^& f&&*( dammit.

Your undying fealty is due, from your faithful servant,

j_pommie_ponce_tour

[ahinton]

I like to think so. That's all that matters.

To you, perhaps...

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

I like how this is catching on... chances are you'll all drive each other bat-sh*t crazy and eventually give up in frustration.

Then I'll win. Alistair doesn't have a chance in hell of winning. I refuse to sign my name any more - it says my user name to the left of this message... if you can't figure out who wrote it, then you have much bigger problems in the world.

[ahinton]

Alistair doesn't have a chance in hell of winning.

It's very difficult for anyone to win anything when they are not endeavouring to do so.

Best,

Alistair

[lostinidlewonder]

Dammit f&** sh&&^.

I was going to do that one.

Ok next one is yours ahahh

I like how this is catching on... chances are you'll all drive each other bat-sh*t crazy and eventually give up in frustration.

We need more errors!!! ahah

It's very difficult for anyone to win anythng when they are not endeavouring to do so.

A few years of endeavouring in this thread though.

[ahinton]

A few years of endeavouring in this thread though.

Perhaps so, albeit not from me.

Best,

Alistair

[lostinidlewonder]

Perhaps so, albeit not from me.

That makes more sense since your last post was: It's very difficult for anyone to win anythng when they are not endeavouring to do so.

which seemed like you were speaking for more than just yourself

[ahinton]

That makes more sense since your last post was: It's very difficult for anyone to win anything when they are not endeavouring to do so.

which seemed like you were speaking for more than just yourself

I never speak or endeavour to speak for anyone else, but what I wrote would apply as much to anyone else as it does to me.

Best,

Alistair

[lostinidlewonder]

I never speak or endeavour to speak for anyone else, but what I wrote would apply as much to anyone else as it does to me.

I guess we can get a list of all the people who have posted on here and see who is endeavouring to win, there are a few of us so I guess what you write doesn't apply as much to them. For what you write will apply for a certain group of those who don't want to post in this thread, those who post may have no choice in the matter that they are trying to win due to the nature of this thread being "Last post wins", so certainly anyone who posts here has had a win in this post. The intensity of their motivation to post here whether it can be called an "endeavour" or any other lesser intensity may apply to all who post here whether they wish it to or not since the nature of this thread is to Win. 

[outin]

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Oh, nothing went wrong...just trying to fit in better with the crowd

Then again, you're right, that's not in line with me going to win. Us winners are a lonely bunch...

[perfect_pitch]

It's very difficult for anyone to win anything when they are not endeavouring to do so.

If you're not endeavouring to win, then why do you keep trying???

Actually, you don't need to answer that if you don't want to... and if you do - I won't read it anyway.

[yewtree]

Quoted by, J-tour.
''Utter tosh.  The ladies love it.  And what they don't know can't hurt them.  It's just that the slack-jawed drooling from the mouth does nothing for their appearance''.

Cheers,

j_tour
[/quote]


It is obvious you don't  associate  with or know proper  'ladies'.   I'm sure they would run a mile from putrid  foul mouthed beasts such as the likes as you. 


.

[j_tour]

It is obvious you don't  associate  with or know proper  'ladies'.   I'm sure they would run a mile from putrid  foul mouthed beasts such as the likes as you. 

Why yes, my good lord, it is rare that I meet a proper lady.

I have neither the breeding nor experience to pursue such lofty, delicate creatures.

With warm regards,

j_ponce_iii, esq.

[perfect_pitch]

Yewtree... your attempts at flattery upon J_Tour are noted, but I doubt you have the stamina and fortitude to keep up with him.

[j_tour]

Yewtree... your attempts at flattery upon J_Tour and noted

I'm fixing to just leave that one there and see which you did and whatnot that happened with that.

Cheers,

j_ponce

[perfect_pitch]

I'm fixing to just leave that one there and see which you did and whatnot that happened with that.

There are migrants to this country that have mastered the English language, far better than the quoted text above...

Plus, quotes don't prove a damn thing. For example:

I J_Tour officially declare that Perfect_Pitch should rightly win this thread. His fortitude and constant vigilance on staying the last poster in this thread makes him a worthy foe that I could never beat in my wildest dreams. Well done Perfect_Pitch... you magnificent beast. I dream that one day I may be half the magnificent man you are

You said it... not me.     

[perfect_pitch]

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