Thanks.
Plans to end the world: Event begins next Friday CANCELED
What on earth is "canceled"?

Heh. I'm the savior of the world.
Although I'd be very grateful if you could spare j_menz of your benevolence. In fact, you could benefit from that too 
As I already said, I have the magic T-Shirt, so I'm safe regardless. Your interest in my early demise has been noted. Now, where's my drone.........?