My critique of Spatula's rendition of 4'33".
There was silence at first. The pianist walked on stage as applause gathered to warm him. He said down, adjusted the bench, and rotated his shoulders as if they were to be flexed. He also brought the sheet music with him!
Alas, the concert hall quiet, silence filled the room.
All assudden, some one in the audience jumped out and said, "Indeed,"... some shhhising erupted but was quickly silenced. Another audience jumped out and said, "I would execute this piece as follows: Long red strapless dress, hair up, hands folded quietly in lap, eyes closed. 4'33" placed to bridge the dark (maybe the Rach Corelli) with the funky (maybe a Ginastera or Mompou or Ives).
How would you guys do 4'33"?
Again the shhesh erupted from the crowd.
The pianist was started to get annoyed, but then turned the tables to observe the "music" of chatter with the following tune, 'Man, 4'33" is such old news. I know that piece backward and forward. I can literally play it in my sleep!, another replied with, It's a pretty complicated piece.
Ligeti wrote a parody on it, called 0'00". Shortest piece on the world, performable by anyone.
Indeed the atmosphere was lost, silence was but a moment of time.
Even the pianist himself became involved with the commotion and talking to the audience with, "Are you sure?"
More chattering came up with comments such as, "what is this song??? dang it, its the second time i've seen 4'33" and i dont know what it is!!! and my brother's practicing the appasionata and its drilling into my brain!!!@!@#!!1", and
For Abe, since he doesn't seem to be in on the joke:
A Brief History of 4'33'':
In 1952, John Cage premiered a "piano work" that he called 4'33''. During the concert, the performer (I believe it was somebody else besides Cage) walked onstage, lifted the key cover, and sat down at the piano. Rather than playing, he(or she) proceeded to sit motionless, while the audience started to grow restless and confused as the minutes of silence passed. After exactly 4 minutes and 33 seconds (hence the name), the performer stood up, closed the key cover, and walked offstage. Performance over.
The whole thing was an aleatoric experiment (aleatory refers to music that is "left to chance"), where the noise of the audience growing restless was the actual music.
Finally the pianist was p'oed even though he was also talking yelling, "SHH! BRIAN AND ABE! (now I'm screaming for you guys to be QUIET!)
The Spatula is performing! "...
Indeed, this must have been the most noisiest performances of the 4'33".