I am beyond good looking.Women throw themselves at me on a regular basis.Thal
For someone to deem me attractive, they would have to have a blood alcohol level of .50 or higher, be near the LD-50 of at least three separate hallucinogens, have suffered heavy brain damage, or have absolutely no concept of dignity or standards.In short, I'm the complete antithesis of "hawt".
In before he post a picture that melt the hearts of every female in this forum. By the way I am so handsome I have to wear a mask in my recitals, else people get distracted.
Half my face droops, I have uneven facial hair growth, my eyes are unequal sizes, I have a large amount of nipple and calf hair, I smell like rotten Funyuns dipped in durian sauce, my teeth are all crooked and have large gaps, I have eczema all over my nose and eyebrows, my eyebrows are like caterpillars, I have a 3.5 inch tongue, one of my ribs is jutting out on my left side, I have an enormous rear, and my genitals are shorter than either of my thumbs.Tell me if this is the kind of "heart-melting" you were looking for.
Sounds like something Kim Kardashian would be into. NEVETHELESS! Don't despair, there is always dem knife.
No surgeon can fix this. It's just impossible.
I am beyond good looking.
Women throw themselves at me on a regular basis.
You haven't heard of the 20kg scrotum it seems.
That example pales in comparison to the 303 pound multicystic ovarian tumor.
Dude ewwww... >.> What is coming the world to if you cannot draw a line.
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