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Offline senanserat

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Do you consider yourself hawt?
« on: January 08, 2014, 06:43:24 AM »
If you weren't you, that is the someone the other gender or if you swing that way(not judging here) would you do yourself? Which in this case wouldn't be yourself.

So, you think you're dem sexy biest or wut?

I'd me.

Discuss.
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #1 on: January 08, 2014, 08:11:55 AM »
I am beyond good looking.

Women throw themselves at me on a regular basis.

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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #2 on: January 08, 2014, 08:22:55 AM »
I am beyond good looking.

Women throw themselves at me on a regular basis.

Thal

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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #3 on: January 08, 2014, 03:51:11 PM »
If I were part of the other sex, I don't think I'd be very picky, so why not...  ;D

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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #4 on: January 08, 2014, 04:18:35 PM »
I think I'm normal.
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #5 on: January 08, 2014, 06:19:23 PM »
For someone to deem me attractive, they would have to have a blood alcohol level of .50 or higher, be near the LD-50 of at least three separate hallucinogens, have suffered heavy brain damage, or have absolutely no concept of dignity or standards.

In short, I'm the complete antithesis of "hawt".
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #6 on: January 08, 2014, 06:24:25 PM »
For someone to deem me attractive, they would have to have a blood alcohol level of .50 or higher, be near the LD-50 of at least three separate hallucinogens, have suffered heavy brain damage, or have absolutely no concept of dignity or standards.

In short, I'm the complete antithesis of "hawt".


My mom says I'm a very handsome young man... So I think that should tell yuh
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #7 on: January 08, 2014, 07:03:52 PM »
For someone to deem me attractive, they would have to have a blood alcohol level of .50 or higher, be near the LD-50 of at least three separate hallucinogens, have suffered heavy brain damage, or have absolutely no concept of dignity or standards.

In short, I'm the complete antithesis of "hawt".

In before he post a picture that melt the hearts of every female in this forum. By the way I am so handsome I have to wear a mask in my recitals, else people get distracted.
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #8 on: January 08, 2014, 08:20:56 PM »
In before he post a picture that melt the hearts of every female in this forum. By the way I am so handsome I have to wear a mask in my recitals, else people get distracted.

Half my face droops, I have uneven facial hair growth, my eyes are unequal sizes, I have a large amount of nipple and calf hair, I smell like rotten Funyuns dipped in durian sauce, my teeth are all crooked and have large gaps, I have eczema all over my nose and eyebrows, my eyebrows are like caterpillars, I have a 3.5 inch tongue, one of my ribs is jutting out on my left side, I have an enormous rear, and my genitals are shorter than either of my thumbs.

Tell me if this is the kind of "heart-melting" you were looking for.
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #9 on: January 08, 2014, 08:25:54 PM »
Everyone should post a picture of themselves!
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #10 on: January 08, 2014, 09:13:51 PM »
Half my face droops, I have uneven facial hair growth, my eyes are unequal sizes, I have a large amount of nipple and calf hair, I smell like rotten Funyuns dipped in durian sauce, my teeth are all crooked and have large gaps, I have eczema all over my nose and eyebrows, my eyebrows are like caterpillars, I have a 3.5 inch tongue, one of my ribs is jutting out on my left side, I have an enormous rear, and my genitals are shorter than either of my thumbs.

Tell me if this is the kind of "heart-melting" you were looking for.

Sounds like something Kim Kardashian would be into. NEVETHELESS! Don't despair, there is always dem knife.

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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #11 on: January 08, 2014, 10:16:56 PM »
Sounds like something Kim Kardashian would be into. NEVETHELESS! Don't despair, there is always dem knife.

No surgeon can fix this. It's just impossible.
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #12 on: January 08, 2014, 10:20:30 PM »
No surgeon can fix this. It's just impossible.

You haven't heard of the 20kg scrotum it seems.
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #13 on: January 09, 2014, 05:33:43 PM »
I am beyond good looking.
You mean that you were once good looking but at your present age you are now beyond that? If you say so!

Women throw themselves at me on a regular basis.
That sounds like aggression; they should be throwing themselves on you...

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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #14 on: January 09, 2014, 05:37:28 PM »
You haven't heard of the 20kg scrotum it seems.

That example pales in comparison to the 303 pound multicystic ovarian tumor.
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #15 on: January 09, 2014, 07:14:16 PM »
That example pales in comparison to the 303 pound multicystic ovarian tumor.

Dude ewwww... >.>  What is coming the world to if you cannot draw a line.
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Re: Do you consider yourself hawt?
«Reply #16 on: January 10, 2014, 03:58:18 PM »
Dude ewwww... >.>  What is coming the world to if you cannot draw a line.

Ovarian cysts and tumors are actually notorious for large size. They grow out of control very fast due to the speed of cell division, IIRC.
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