Tell me about your love life

[mjames]

wow where has this thread been all my life

so pencil is a die hard christian...
holy has the weirdest sense of humor...
rubi likes mythology
and of course ahinty is really creative when it comes to insults...

[pencilart3]

what's new

[xdjuicebox]

Had my heart broken a lot in middle school

1. First girlfriend's parents hated me/were crazy, she didn't believe when they threatened to do things to me to force me to dump her, and then later she went crazy too
2. Was okay, but found out 4 years later she was lesbian the whole time
3. Dumped her because something stupid, regretted it 10 months later
4. Was my best friend before and after, so there was a bit of awkwardness there and it fluctuated between best friends and relationship for a long while after it ended
5. Lasted 9 hours
6. Changed my life forever, before I was after a new girl every like week or two, but we got close over the course of the year after I met her, dated for a year, and then she broke up with me and I'm still not completely over it. (3 years later)

Yup

[thalbergmad]

Had a nice 4 hander down the massage parlour on Monday.

Asian girls are as good at massage as they are at piano.

Thal

[ahinton]

Had a nice 4 hander down the massage parlour on Monday.
I hesitate to remind you (though I'm not sure why I should) that this thread is supposed to be about your love life, not what you get up to at a massage parlour from time to time.

Asian girls are as good at massage as they are at piano.

Just as by no means all Asian girls are good at piano playing, I imagine that they'd not all be good at massage either; however, when you've received a piano lesson followed by a massage from Yuja Wang, let us know.

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

You have encapsulated yourself.

Thal

[ahinton]

Had a nice 4 hander down the massage parlour on Monday.

I hesitate to remind you (though I'm not sure why I should) that this thread is supposed to be about your love life, not what you might get up to at a massage parlour from time to time.

Asian girls are as good at massage as they are at piano.

Just as by no means all Asian girls are good at piano playing, I imagine that they'd not all be good at massage either; however, when you've received a piano lesson followed by a massage from Yuja Wang, let us know.

Best,

Alistair

[theholygideons]

Just as by no means all Asian girls are good at piano playing, I imagine that they'd not all be good at massage either; however, when you've received a piano lesson followed by a massage from Yuja Wang, let us know.

Best,

Alistair

That's really kinky. You silly old man. I didn't know you were into that stuff as well.

[ahinton]

That's really kinky.

What is? You didn't seriously imagine, did you, that I recommended Thal to do this or that Thal would do it or that the necessary consents would be given for him to do it in the first place?

I didn't know you were into that stuff as well.

There seem to be quite a lot of things that you don't know but, despite your omission to specify the particular kind of "stuff" that you claim not to know that I was "into", it's pretty clear to me that, whatever it is, I don't know that I'm "into" it either, quite simply because I'm not.

If you have a helpful post to make that's on topic, fine; if the best that you can do is the above, however, one can only assume that you have nothing to say on the subject and so you would be better to refrain from saying anything.

Best,

Alistair

[timothy42b]

you have nothing to say on the subject

so you would be better to refrain from saying anything

Thanks for the laugh, it brightened a long day!

Two self evidently true statements there, but absolutely not linked in any way at all.