Unsealing the Book of Daniel

[perfect_pitch]

OH, SHUT THE *** UP...

[thalbergmad]

Today, Friday, September 18, 2015 A.D., is the 2,067th day in the 2,300 day cleansing period of Daniel 8:14; the 1,102nd day in the 1,290 and 1,335 day periods of Daniel 12:11 & 12, respectively (Jerusalem Time/Day beginning at sunset/International Dateline).

There are 233 days remaining until the Day of the Lord, Ascension Sunday, May 8, 2016 A.D., the First Year of the Judgment (Malachi 4:5).

This is the Eighteenth Day in the Years of Judgment.

And your point is??

[visitor]

[dcstudio]

All of the sudden. A wild gorillephantaur appeared

this is the best string ever...

[themeandvariation]

Perhaps Each and Every Moment Is Judgement Day…  
So, exercise good judgment at all times!
(Especially while playing the piano!)

[ed palamar]

And your point is??

This is the Final Score.

The measures are flying by to the Greatest Entrance of the Greatest Soloist.

In order for us to celebrate this event, we must abide by God's tempo.

Please pray with me, brothers and sisters.

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

This is the Final Score.

The measures are flying by to the Greatest Entrance of the Greatest Soloist.

In order for us to celebrate this event, we must abide by God's tempo.

Please pray with me, brothers and sisters.

[kypiano]

Awww so cutie!

Anyways, I am TRULY sorry about you having to deal with rubinsteinmad's marriage proposal. I know how it feels.

[ed palamar]

88 days until the Day of the Lord, Ascension Sunday, May 8, 2016 A.D., the 2,300th day of Daniel 8:14, the 1,335th day of Daniel 12:12.

The best video to watch to garner a better understanding of this is, even for you wallerbies :

[chopinlover01]

Funny how, despite people saying things like this since Christ's death, he's yet to come back all these years.
Many people have waited their entire life for a resurrection that never came, my friend. I'd hope you'll learn from their mistakes rather than repeat them (though I suppose that, even if you don't, there's not much to lose!).

[thalbergmad]

Deranged superstitious nonsense.

Thal

[ahinton]

This is the Final Score.

So God plays soccer?

The measures are flying by to the Greatest Entrance of the Greatest Soloist.

What you've posted in this thread previously is tiresome enough, but now you seek to drag the opening pages of Busoni's Piano Concerto into your non-argument where it has absolutely no place.

At least pianistimo was entertaining at times...

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

Ed... I repeat...

OH, SHUT THE *** UP...

...and learn to spell.

even for you wallerbies

What the *** is a wallerby?? I'd assume it's the singular form of 'wallerbies', had it not been for the fact that there is no such word as 'wallerbies'.

[perfect_pitch]

So wish I could just hit this button:



...and wipe the thread. I'm almost ready to spam the page with anti-religious pictures just to cheese him off.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... Damn - the Modify thread period has expired...

Okay - I apologise for the 3rd post, but sod it. I'm going to give a cookie to whoever comes up wit the most blasphemous joke (might as well incorporate some humour into this decrepit thread).

I'll get the ball rolling:

A priest, a pedophile and a hypocrite walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

(I like the set the standard very high.) I've got a joke that's even worse, but I'll only post it if I feel the bar should be set higher.

[ahinton]

I wonder if Mr Barenboim might sue...

Best,

Alistair

[pazzi]

Are we allowed to play Prokofiev War Sonatas after that date? Mercy please.

[chopinlover01]

Since we're telling jokes...
How do you get a Nun pregnant?

...you dress her up as an alter boy

[visitor]

my beard is furry woodland creature. your prophecy is invalid.

[perfect_pitch]

Since we're telling jokes...
How do you get a Nun pregnant?

...you dress her up as an alter boy

Not bad... I like it. Any more sacrilegious jokes???