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pencilart3

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If you can play this at full speed, I will give you $100.

on: July 19, 2015, 09:45:48 PM

I made this while messing around with my computer!

https://my.scorecloud.com/song/e479387f49ee573d090e90de088b8321/my-song

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Reply #1 on: July 20, 2015, 04:49:19 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 19, 2015, 09:45:48 PM

I made this while messing around with my computer!

https://my.scorecloud.com/song/e479387f49ee573d090e90de088b8321/my-song

What is up with the "stupid pianist" bit ?

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Reply #2 on: July 20, 2015, 04:54:19 AM

Quote from: pianoplunker on July 20, 2015, 04:49:19 AM

What is up with the "stupid pianist" bit ?

That's the name of it.

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Reply #3 on: July 20, 2015, 05:24:49 AM

You do realize that you'd need to add a couple more zeros to make any real pianist interested in your "composition"?

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Reply #4 on: July 20, 2015, 04:18:31 PM

Quote from: outin on July 20, 2015, 05:24:49 AM

You do realize that you'd need to add a couple more zeros to make any real pianist interested in your "composition"?

Hahahaha, let's make it $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Anyone up for the challenge?

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Reply #5 on: July 21, 2015, 03:55:01 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 20, 2015, 04:18:31 PM

Hahahaha, let's make it $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Anyone up for the challenge?

I think you need to prove your liquidity first

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Reply #6 on: July 21, 2015, 05:01:28 AM

Post the performance first - then I'll pay you the money... he... he... he...

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Reply #7 on: July 21, 2015, 05:12:33 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 21, 2015, 05:01:28 AM

Post the performance first - then I'll pay you the money... he... he... he...

I think I need to spend some 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 hours practicing first

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Reply #8 on: July 21, 2015, 05:23:42 AM

Quote from: outin on July 21, 2015, 05:12:33 AM

I think I need to spend some 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 hours practicing first

Nah.... it's not that bad! Just some thirds practice (debussy's and chopin's 3rds etudes are much harder) maybe some double note work, quick scales... you can DO IT ! ! !

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Reply #9 on: July 21, 2015, 09:47:13 AM

why anyone would waste their time on this "piece" is beyond me. heck, even i regret clicking the link. time to wash out this terrible music by playing some good ole Sibelius

ps chopin would have talked crap about you behind your back for creating this abomination

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Reply #10 on: July 21, 2015, 01:29:55 PM

Quote from: mjames on July 21, 2015, 09:47:13 AM

why anyone would waste their time on this "piece" is beyond me. heck, even i regret clicking the link. time to wash out this terrible music by playing some good ole Sibelius

ps chopin would have talked crap about you behind your back for creating this abomination

If this site had a 'like' button... I'd have clicked it already.

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Reply #11 on: July 21, 2015, 04:14:06 PM

Quote from: mjames on July 21, 2015, 09:47:13 AM

why anyone would waste their time on this "piece" is beyond me. heck, even i regret clicking the link. time to wash out this terrible music by playing some good ole Sibelius

ps chopin would have talked crap about you behind your back for creating this abomination

Why do you think I made this? Was it to make a beautiful piece that would delight you all? heck no! I wanted to make the most stupidly hard piece of junk ever made! And I don't care in the least what chopin would have said "behind my back" for messing around with computer notation software. And I was NOT actually asking anyone to learn it. That was be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

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Reply #12 on: July 22, 2015, 11:44:00 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 21, 2015, 04:14:06 PM

Why do you think I made this? Was it to make a beautiful piece that would delight you all? heck no! I wanted to make the most stupidly hard piece of junk ever made! And I don't care in the least what chopin would have said "behind my back" for messing around with computer notation software. And I was NOT actually asking anyone to learn it. That was be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Then WHY THE HECK did you post it then??? There was no point...

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Reply #13 on: July 22, 2015, 11:51:07 AM

Pencilart3 has been evicted from the house of Big Brother.

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Reply #14 on: July 22, 2015, 03:47:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2015, 11:44:00 AM

Then WHY THE HECK did you post it then??? There was no point...

To give someone a money making opportunity.

lol just kidding it probably took you more time to type out that post than it did for you to listen to it... everything will be ok...

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Reply #15 on: July 25, 2015, 04:29:59 AM

With all due respect, you couldn't pay most people enough to learn this ~~utter shite~~ piece.

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Reply #16 on: July 25, 2015, 01:40:49 PM

I do believe that if the author is sincere in his desire to create a piece that challenges one's technical limits while staying true to musical form, a study of etudes from Chopin, Moszkowski, Scriabin, Liszt, Rachmaninoff and a whole range of others would be most useful in the preparation for such an endeavour.

Any less would, I fear, be insufficient.

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Reply #17 on: July 26, 2015, 07:47:48 PM

Hahahaha! I love these replies!

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Reply #18 on: July 26, 2015, 11:24:13 PM

Pay me enough for a new grand and I will take your challenge(and you didn't say we had to play it well just up to speed).

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Reply #19 on: July 27, 2015, 12:20:32 AM

Quote from: blackonwhite on July 26, 2015, 11:24:13 PM

Pay me enough for a new grand and I will take your challenge(and you didn't say we had to play it well just up to speed).

Haha!

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Reply #20 on: August 06, 2015, 02:55:46 AM

I'm gonna use this website from now on.

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Reply #21 on: August 06, 2015, 03:01:02 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on August 06, 2015, 02:55:46 AM

I'm gonna use this website from now on.

Ok just download the app. I'm just using my macbook and I got in on the app store it's called scorecloud. Wasn't my "piece" just beautiful?!

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Reply #22 on: August 06, 2015, 03:02:21 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 20, 2015, 04:18:31 PM

Hahahaha, let's make it $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Anyone up for the challenge?

lets change the zeros into nines. lol

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Reply #23 on: August 06, 2015, 03:03:31 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 26, 2015, 07:47:48 PM

Hahahaha! I love these replies!

ikr. Let's make a death etude.

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Reply #24 on: August 06, 2015, 03:27:04 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on August 06, 2015, 03:03:31 AM

ikr. Let's make a death etude.

Noah Johnson, Etude no. 1 in a minor "catastrophic tsunami"

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Reply #25 on: August 08, 2015, 04:45:27 AM

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Noah Johnson, Etude no. 1 in a minor "catastrophic tsunami"

how about Chopin Op.25 No.11 or all of Liszt's etudes?

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Reply #26 on: August 08, 2015, 05:16:08 PM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on August 08, 2015, 04:45:27 AM

how about Chopin Op.25 No.11 or all of Liszt's etudes?

Yes, those are hard. What about them?

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Reply #27 on: August 09, 2015, 12:50:13 AM

ScoreCloud? Cool, I might start using that instead of Noteflight. Looks a lot cleaner too.
As for the piece...

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Reply #28 on: August 09, 2015, 03:24:09 AM

Quote from: schumaniac on August 09, 2015, 12:50:13 AM

As for the piece...

...it is spectacular.

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Reply #29 on: August 09, 2015, 03:40:45 AM

Your "piece" made me laugh, what compositional talent! I would liken it to that of Ed Wood.

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Reply #30 on: August 09, 2015, 04:52:03 AM

A true masterpiece! I'm going to take it to the publisher tomorrow!

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Reply #31 on: August 09, 2015, 04:55:29 AM

If only Bach could hear it he'd say....

"BLEEEECH! God damnit boy! You're cleaning that vomit up."

Yes, truly a man to quote

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