Story

[kevonthegreatpianist]

I start with a sentence, and you guys carry on. If you have anything else today, please don't fuking put it here

One day, a person decided to illegally move from Mexico to California

[rubinsteinmad]

I start with a sentence, and you guys carry on. If you have anything else today, please don't fuking put it here

One day, a person decided to illegally move from Mexico to California

Jeb Bush said, "Oh, that person must be Asian, not Mexican." However, the Hispanics see through his evil plot.

[schumaniac]

After which Donald Trump comes out calling Jeb Bush a "moron" and not paying attention to the "real problems of America."

"Look, the Asians are our friends! Jack Ma? He's a great guy and I play golf with him every now and then. I can partner with Alibaba, and we'll make a DEAL; we'll have the Great Wall of China #2!"

The next day, construction starts. There are stones of 4039828347457 different colors; the name "TRUMP" is to be spelled out in each of the different colors in capital letters. However, the crew runs into a problem when trying to demolish the original border infrastructure.

[pencilart3]

Suddenly the Russians nuke the u.s. and we're all dead. The end.

[kevonthegreatpianist]

After which Donald Trump comes out calling Jeb Bush a "moron" and not paying attention to the "real problems of America."

"Look, the Asians are our friends! Jack Ma? He's a great guy and I play golf with him every now and then. I can partner with Alibaba, and we'll make a DEAL; we'll have the Great Wall of China #2!"

The next day, construction starts. There are stones of 4039828347457 different colors; the name "TRUMP" is to be spelled out in each of the different colors in capital letters. However, the crew runs into a problem when trying to demolish the original border infrastructure.

The Mexicans started shooting at the construction because they wanted to move to the US easily. However, the Americans had 4375834759375973 grenades and bombed the nearest Mexican city.  

The Americans soon realized that they could make the border in any direction they want, so they changed their plan and continued construction south of the Texas and Mexico border

[pencilart3]

the Americans had grenades and bombed the nearest Mexican city

You don't bomb a city with grenades.

[rubinsteinmad]

Yall so violent!

[josh93248]

Whatever happened to the whole "Being more mature" thing?

[adodd81802]

Whatever happened to the whole "Being more mature" thing?

Yeah seems unlikely. As mentioned in another thread, too many times I am seeing unrelated comments and unnecessary remarks.

It's a wonder why some of the users here are on a Piano Forum when they spend so much time speaking of anything but. I would much love to hear auditions of these people.

[pencilart3]

Whatever happened to the whole "Being more mature" thing?

This is the anything but piano board. You resigned that board to them.

[swagmaster420x]

It's incredibly pathetic how "mature" members of the forum have to put down posts in the Anything but piano forum for being about anything but piano to get their daily dose of righteousness. I suppose it's because the "immature" members are an easy target given everything everyone has been saying about them, and people love nothing more than to gratify themselves by adding their voice to the mindless clamor of a mob. It doesn't take any effort, you get validated, and you get to sit in a high chair for once in your life.

[visitor]

*visitor inserts enough maturity to reach visitor's quota for the day

[swagmaster420x]

*visitor inserts enough maturity to reach visitor's quota for the day

w h y? ? ? ? ? ?

[dcstudio]

You don't bomb a city with grenades.

lol... you tell him Noah.