Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)

[ybanana]

Let's start a list


Q: You are lost in a desert and find a good violist, a bad violist, and a large white rabbit. Which one do you ask directions for?
A: the bad violist. The other two are mirages.


I'll be Bach for more

[musikalischer_wirbelwind_280]

How about this one:

Q: What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker?
A: You'd better C sharp or you'll B flat!

...Not bad enough? Well, nobody said there wasn't a chance of getting worse in the future, right?

M.W.

[rubinsteinmad]

Q: What do you get when you drop an Imperial Bosendorfer down a mine?
A: A Flat Minor

[rubinsteinmad]

This one is the most cheesy series of jokes ever:

Q: Why did Clara cross the road?
A: To see Brahms  *narrows eyes
 
Q: How come Clara despised Robert?
A: Cause he always had his eye on her...  

Q: How come Schumann's Fantasie has no dedicatee?
A: Cause Clara forgot to replace "Fr. Liszt" with "Cl. Wieck".  

Q: How come Clara hated Liszt?
A: Cause he saw her liszt of clients... *facepalm

[ronde_des_sylphes]

I can name a bad music joke. It goes on forever and is completely unfunny. I'll let Thal think of the punchline.

[rubinsteinmad]

Oh, and it's funny how, until I was aged 9 or 10, I thought that the ice-cream-like dessert was called "Schubert".

(I didn't know it was called "Scherbert" until 9...)

[ronde_des_sylphes]

The band EMF released an album called Schubert Dip. (that's not a joke..)

[rubinsteinmad]

Q:What's the product of  Schumann and Brahms?
A: 0

Q: What's the product of the mass of Schumann and Brahms?
A: 100,000 kg

Q: What did Freddy give his mommy for Christmas?
A: A Chopin Liszt

Q: What was the shape of Brahms' torso?
A: An upside-down V

Q: What did daddy Brahms tell mommy Brahms?
A: Get abortion.

Q: Who was Ambrosius Bach's 8th and youngest son?
A: JK Bach

[trifonov]

How bout this?

Q: What did Rubinsteinmad tell her future?
A: "Brighten up."

[rubinsteinmad]

Q. What is the sum of Schumann and a joke?
A. Two jokes                   

Q. What is the product of Richard Strauss and a negative number?
A. A Positive number

[rubinsteinmad]

Q. What did Schumann and Brahms have that Liszt lacked?
A. A Clara-net

Q. What are the months of October-December known as?
A. Flute season

[swagmaster420x]

Rubensteinmad wins this thread because hers are the only jokes that are truly bad

[rubinsteinmad]

Rubensteinmad wins this thread because hers are the only jokes that are truly bad

ikr *facepalm