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Topic: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
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ybanana
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Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
on: December 08, 2015, 04:42:09 AM
Let's start a list
Q: You are lost in a desert and find a good violist, a bad violist, and a large white rabbit. Which one do you ask directions for?
A: the bad violist. The other two are mirages.
I'll be Bach for more
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musikalischer_wirbelwind_280
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #1 on: December 09, 2015, 03:47:43 AM
How about this one:
Q: What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker?
A: You'd better C sharp or you'll B flat!
...Not bad enough? Well, nobody said there wasn't a chance of getting worse in the future, right?
M.W.
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rubinsteinmad
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #2 on: December 10, 2015, 09:11:24 PM
Q: What do you get when you drop an Imperial Bosendorfer down a mine?
A: A Flat Minor
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rubinsteinmad
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #3 on: December 10, 2015, 09:19:23 PM
This one is the most cheesy series of jokes ever:
Q: Why did Clara cross the road?
A: To see Brahms *narrows eyes
Q: How come Clara despised Robert?
A: Cause he always had his eye on her...
Q: How come Schumann's Fantasie has no dedicatee?
A: Cause Clara forgot to replace "Fr. Liszt" with "Cl. Wieck".
Q: How come Clara hated Liszt?
A: Cause he saw her liszt of clients... *facepalm
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ronde_des_sylphes
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #4 on: December 10, 2015, 09:42:49 PM
I can name a bad music joke. It goes on forever and is completely unfunny. I'll let Thal think of the punchline.
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rubinsteinmad
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #5 on: December 10, 2015, 09:48:28 PM
Oh, and it's funny how, until I was aged 9 or 10, I thought that the ice-cream-like dessert was called "Schubert".
(I didn't know it was called "Scherbert" until 9...)
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ronde_des_sylphes
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #6 on: December 10, 2015, 09:53:06 PM
The band EMF released an album called Schubert Dip. (that's not a joke..)
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #7 on: December 10, 2015, 10:56:40 PM
Q:What's the product of Schumann and Brahms?
A: 0
Q: What's the product of the mass of Schumann and Brahms?
A: 100,000 kg
Q: What did Freddy give his mommy for Christmas?
A: A Chopin Liszt
Q: What was the shape of Brahms' torso?
A: An upside-down V
Q: What did daddy Brahms tell mommy Brahms?
A: Get abortion.
Q: Who was Ambrosius Bach's 8th and youngest son?
A: JK Bach
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trifonov
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #8 on: December 11, 2015, 02:26:48 AM
How bout this?
Q: What did Rubinsteinmad tell her future?
A: "Brighten up."
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rubinsteinmad
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #9 on: December 11, 2015, 02:40:15 AM
Q. What is the sum of Schumann and a joke?
A. Two jokes
Q. What is the product of Richard Strauss and a negative number?
A. A Positive number
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rubinsteinmad
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #10 on: December 11, 2015, 03:19:35 AM
Q. What did Schumann and Brahms have that Liszt lacked?
A. A Clara-net
Q. What are the months of October-December known as?
A. Flute season
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swagmaster420x
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #11 on: December 11, 2015, 04:59:48 AM
Rubensteinmad wins this thread because hers are the only jokes that are truly bad
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rubinsteinmad
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Re: Bad music jokes (and viola jokes)
Reply #12 on: December 12, 2015, 12:08:11 AM
Quote from: swagmaster420x on December 11, 2015, 04:59:48 AM
Rubensteinmad wins this thread because hers are the only jokes that are truly bad
ikr *facepalm
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