Embarrising moments outside of the piano

[rubinsteinmad]

Here's mine:

At my piano teacher's house, I used the cat's bathroom 

[swagmaster420x]

[thalbergmad]

Here's mine:

At my piano teacher's house, I used the cat's bathroom 

You pissed in the garden??

[ahinton]

You pissed in the garden??

Whether or not the OP was pissed in the piano teacher's garden, I imagine that a new piano teacher will very soon have to be found.

In my judgement, the OP ought also to be embarrassed about spelling the first word of the thread topic "embarrising".

Best,

Alistair

[rubinsteinmad]

You pissed in the garden??

No, I pissed into a blue toilet the size of your face.

[dcstudio]

I was working at Wilson's Department store and this man started hyperventilating in the toy section.   I ran to the PA system and in my most calm and professional voice I said

"Attention, security, I have a customer by the balls who requires assistance..."

even the guy who was hyperventilating busted out laughing..

[josh93248]

I was working at Wilson's Department store and this man started hyperventilating in the toy section.   I ran to the PA system and in my most calm and professional voice I said

"Attention, security, I have a customer by the balls who requires assistance..."

even the guy who was hyperventilating busted out laughing..

DC, that's the best thing I've ever heard 

[dcstudio]

DC, that's the best thing I've ever heard 

why thanks josh... actually I won $200 with that story in a contest for the Miami Herald newspaper.   I am a published writer...lol.


I was known as "ballbuster" at that dept store until the day I quit.

[ahinton]

why thanks josh... actually I won $200 with that story in a contest for the Miami Herald newspaper.   I am a published writer...lol.

I was known as "ballbuster" at that dept store until the day I quit.

...during which time you must have been having a ball...

Best,

Alistair

[dcstudio]

...during which time you must have been having a ball...

Best,

Alistair

yes, I was having a ball.... sometimes 2 balls.

[ahinton]

yes, I was having a ball.... sometimes 2 balls.

In thanking you for this clarification, i might add that it's what you did with or to them that matters...

Best,

Alistair

[indianajo]

I was playing cymbals on a marching song, two handed, in the rehearsal hall.  One came untied. CRASH!!!.  The director stopped so everybody could look at me.  Oops, was all I could say. 

[dapianiszt]

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU POSTED? I AM NOW 10 VIDEOS IN AND MORE CONFUSED THAN WHEN I STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dcstudio]

In thanking you for this clarification, i might add that it's what you did with or to them that matters...

Best,

Alistair

ahhh I was but a young lass... the garden had been tended but was not yet fully in bloom...


wouldn't you love to know how many balls I bounced at Wilson's dept store... Alistair

Best

Laurie  aka dcstudio.

[pencilart3]

One time I was at Wendy's after church (which I don't eat out, even fast food, very often) so it was kind of special. And I was wearing my nice church clothes. For some reason, this chili was really, REALLY hot, like temperature hot. It had to be like 200+ degrees. I took a bite and got a 19th degree burn on my tongue. I was like AHHHH. Then I looked around like "whoops". So I decided to stir it to cool it down. Well somebody was telling a good story, so I just stirred and stirred, it wasn't cooling down. Anyway, I kept stirring, watching the person telling the story, when I didn't notice that the cup was moving closer and closer to the edge of the table. Towards me. SPLAT! The blistering, sizzling, bubbling chilli landed clean on my lap! ALL over me! I was like