Opus Clavicembalisticum

No, seriously, my signature piece would be my own compositions - Sonata in E Minor. It is not published (yet) so I do indeed play it better than anybody else in the world. And I don't even play it. I use Garritan Personal Orchestra, which is quite a remarkable program. I actually got everyone on the GamingForce forums to think it was
I playing it, and they actually made comments regarding my 'performance', saying that my playing was uneven!
Anyway, most people who I have played this piece for find the 2nd movement the most memorable. Soon, I shall reveal my website to everyone (and my real name, which, believe it or not, is
not Ludwig Van Rachabji!) so that they can hear most of my compositions.