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Oh cra p.
You see, it's one of my favorite jokes, but years go by between chances to use it.
Recently I had a left foot injury and was on crutches. All the little old ladies at church were properly solicitous, and I had to explain to them that the doctor said it would eventually heal, but ........ it would never be right!!!!!!!!
Gasps of shock, of course, and comforting words, but then I had to explain IT WAS MY LEFT FREAKING FOOT! NO IT WILL NEVER BE RIGHT.
Might have to change churches now.