This gets on my nerves

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I HATE seeing this on Facebook

I would like to formally informally make a public and private service announcement that after attending a rigorous education at *insert really long university name here*, I will be thanking *insert every name in the English language* for the support you have given me in order to achieve this milestone of continuing my future with working, interning, and studying with *insert all 57 syllables of whatever university or job instead of just the acronym*.  I'd like to point out that *insert whatever is necessary to convince everyone how awesome you are.*

The egos of these people...

Just be like

I'm working at Goldman Sachs
I'm going to Harvard

THE END

No need to add all this extra bullshit

[mjames]

lolye I know, super long posts about graduating or/and getting job. like um congrats dude, you're a functioning member of society. want a cookie? 

And they always add in a "if you never give up things will come blah blah" crap in their posts. Honestly I just unfollow.

[outin]

Why are you on Facebook anyway? There are hundreds of better things to do...like practicing my hands...

[swagmaster420x]

How would i be able to glimpse the personal struggle, and ambition, and quality of character it took and be inspired by my fellow humans, if such lengthy posts were not made? It's emotionally and societally gratifying, due toa thing called empathy

[rachmaninoff_forever]

How would i be able to glimpse the personal struggle, and ambition, and quality of character it took and be inspired by my fellow humans, if such lengthy posts were not made? It's emotionally and societally gratifying, due toa thing called empathy

You're joking right?

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Why are you on Facebook anyway? There are hundreds of better things to do...like practicing my hands...

I'm done with lessons for the rest of the semester so I'm just chillin yo

[swagmaster420x]

I'm done with lessons for the rest of the semester so I'm just chillin yo

4.0?

[theholygideons]

4.0?

more like 0.0

[rachmaninoff_forever]

4.0?

Idk man I haven't checked my grades since highschool

[theholygideons]

Idk man I haven't checked my grades since highschool

Ripped Swagmaster. He called you an asian nerd who does not see the real purpose behind education other than the meaningless accumulation of marks. Exactly why you a virgin.

[swagmaster420x]

Ripped Swagmaster. He called you an asian nerd who does not see the real purpose behind education other than the meaningless accumulation of marks. Exactly why you a virgin.

>__<

[outin]

I'm done with lessons for the rest of the semester so I'm just chillin yo

I am tempted to say that even your dangerous physical activities are more worthy than chillin in FB...

[chopinlover01]

What gets on my nerves on FB is seeing nothing but politics on my feed. I'm as liberal as the next guy in Portland, but damn if it's not annoying.
I definitely get the annoyance of that though.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I am tempted to say that even your dangerous physical activities are more worthy than chillin in FB...

Speaking of dangerous, My dads trying to hook me up with a fight in July

[rachmaninoff_forever]

What gets on my nerves on FB is seeing nothing but politics on my feed. I'm as liberal as the next guy in Portland, but damn if it's not annoying.
I definitely get the annoyance of that though.

I hate seeing stupid buzzfeed videos about "social justice" issues when really everyone's just being a crybaby.

[theholygideons]

Speaking of dangerous, My dads trying to hook me up with a fight in July

All you need to know is philly shell. After that, they ain't gonna be doing no sh*t to you.

[mjames]

I hate seeing stupid buzzfeed videos about "social justice" issues when really everyone's just being a crybaby.

"omgeez white peoplecan u stop asking me what my ethnic background is, its so offensiveeee xDDDDDDDD"

[piulento]

Yeah, facebook is pretty much just a huge platform created for people to boast and worship themselves...
One day I just couldn't take it anymore and deleted it...

[swagmaster420x]

Yeah, facebook is pretty much just a huge platform created for people to boast and worship themselves...
One day I just couldn't take it anymore and deleted it...

You're boasting right now about how much it annoys you when others boast 

[piulento]

You're boasting right now about how much it annoys you when others boast 

You got me... 

[briansaddleback]

"This gets me nerb"
Is what my wife would say.