Boi we need some new piano roasts here like some bumdabumda and some oomfdadum.
Put some of your best roasts! (These can be fictitious, of course...)
Dr. Fay King: "You are a truly terribly artist. It's a pity you can't get plastic surgery on your piano playing."
Dr. Sirius Li: "Where's the masterpiece gone? Where's the sonata? Oh... you've destroyed it."