Geeks of the Piano Forum Unite!

[Daevren]

I think the following joke is very funny

Heisenburg is driving down the road, and a cop pulls him over. [...]

If you thought that joke was funny, you are officially a nerd.

I didn't think it was funny. It's an old joke. I heard it too many times already.

I am not a nerd!

*Jumps in air*

[rohansahai]

Fraud alert!!  He don't sound like no nerd to me.   Bet he sports brown eyes with black lashes, too. Boot him over to the hunks of Piano forum thread.

Nope, black eyes, black hair, GLASSES, and a very elite, intellectual look. And where the two sports go (tennis and cricket), i like them for their atheistic qualities, the beauty of the racket and bat hitting the ball and the ball racing away.....somehow gives me a good feeling. My favourite writer is Ivan Turgenev...i'm a great fan of his short stories. I'm still trying to figure out the actual characters of Vera Nikolaevna and Clara Milich in his two stories, Faust and Clara Milich respectively.

[Dazzer]

here's a geek

https://history.cookiethievery.com/071904/

[tompilk]

I play Magic: The Gathering, like Sudoku and love programming in QBasic (if you can call it programming). I made a little game where a guy gets absorbed by a big blob... very short but interesting... ill post it if I find it on my HDD...

[quantum]

How about this: I prefer not to drink so as not to get drunk, but rather willfully act drunk when sober.  You have much more control over what you do

Troubleshooting a broken toaster has more appeal than sitting in a pub talking about nothing, however talking about nothing on purpose to mean something is quite interesting.    Would the latter be considered a form of semiotics?

As Q would put it: I don't think there's anything wrong with us geeks, maybe there's something wrong with the universe. 

[squinchy]

In my class, we have an unofficial nerd club.  Five members.  To qualify as a nerd, you've got to be really elite.  High grades are a minimum.  And we have privilages.

At my school, that's called Math Team. People who don't like socially inept guys, greasy donuts, or math (yet are obsessed with other nerdy things) join color guard. Political nerds join the New Democrat Club (because the old one died), Junior Statesmen of America, and Debate Team. Gamerly nerds join Magic Club and Gaming Club.

I like learning about useless lingustic facts, looking up words to see their etymology, and piano/viola-ing. The last one doesn't count here, of course. We're all music nerds.

[lau]

Now I know everybody here is a nerd.       

This makes me sick, but I think there is something you should know:


   Ah, sick this generation, more like liquid generation. Sick, it just makes me sick! The neimelas are haveing the anniversary party on Satuday and i just got done with all of the papers. Why is this happening? The ledging spider was not planned out to arrive this week, but the next month!! If you can't even manage this, how in the world are you going to be able to take on the chlizt? Ah, dang. Father Beverage was right, you won't be able to do this, Only I have the power to make the right bid on e-bay. Anyway, back to the original point of why I was here. I am coming up with a new managing technique, it will blow you away.

    It has the ability to control any kind of dvd case in the country. Ths couldn't have been possible without the help of Dave Mathews ( Activity director), and John Hewitt ( assistant Producer). I look forward to meeting the next generation of prototypes and hope that you will be able to fulfill my wishes. The next point of my discussion is to find a way to ledge the prototypes and handle the oatmeal Krispies. But Bryan keeps eating them while other people will be around for Nancy and Nathan's 30th Wedding Anniversary. the wedding anniversary has always been planned by my employees. But know the time for it has finally arrived. He are hoping that this anniversary will be able to handle the oatmeal krispies. If not, we will have to find another resource. So far the chances seem slim, but if this works out we finally will have what we have been searching for: Oatmeal Krispies with light corn syrup.

   I know that this may seem kind of confusing to you, but try your best to understand. There is one more topic that I hope to interest you in, This is the most important topic, and I want you to listen carefully. What I am about to tell you is very confidential, and it is for your ears and your ears alone. Father Beverage is planning something. I am not really sure what it is. But it could mean mass production of flavored liquids of all types. These liquids could overpower our tastebuds, resulting in the inability to stop drinking. This scam will make Father Beverage rich, and the more money he gets, the more factories he will create, and the more beverages will be produced, and more people will drink the beverages, and the more money he gets, and the more factories he creates, and the more beverages will be produced.

   There is no way to stop Father Beverage, what he is planning to do is not illegal. But I don't really care if this is illegal or not because it should be. I am not kidding you, this really could take over the world. If this isn't enough information, there is more. Mother Ambrosia is also planning to team up with Father Beverage. So the result is not only will the beverages be produced, but also food. I have no idea how to prevent this, but we will think of something.

   Thank you for listening, this means a lot. I know you are cabable of handeling this.

   Sincerely,



   F.B.

   Enclosures





Letter 2:





   Well I am very glad to see that this last incident has been cleared up. Thanks to your help Father Beverage has been put to jail. But as you may know, Mother Ambrosia escaped. You know her, she will eventually find a way to get Father Beverage out of jail with her many employees. (When will it end?) Anyway, I don't really want to talk about this right now.

    Back to my first topic from my first letter. As you know I have created a new managing technique. When I say it has the ability to control any type of DVD case in the country, I mean it can manage any of my business profits in one month. Now, the activity director (Dave Mathews), resisted  my idea for about one month into research. So, this brings me to the topic. I think Dave Mathews should be fired. He just isn't cut out for this type of work. He just has to learn to trust his boss, and do what he says. I need to know what you think about this. After all, I can't do anything until I have your permission.

   My third topic of this letter is that My grandma and Uncle and Aunt are coming here and I need to get my room cleaned. They are going to stay at our house because it is my aunt and uncles 30th wedding anniversary. I think I mentioned this in my first letter. The wedding anniversary wiill be at 7:00 tonight. It's at the town hall in Cokato. Now, this is the big day. All of my plans have been waiting for this moment to test my new techniques. I know my boss set this up for me, and I am not going to blow it this time. So when I get there I think that I will try my first technique. The ledging spider. I will do it on Nathan. The ledging spider was invented in about 1678 by a famous architect. It makes the victim think he/she is being transported in a truck to Willmar, Minnesota. I am able to do this by sneaking up on the victim and massaging their eyes and       
eyebrows at the exact same time for exactly 2 seconds. Don't ask me how this works because I just have no idea. If I will be able to do this, I am for sure getting the raise.

   My final topic for this letter is about my band class in school. I play the trombone. I am not to good at it, but I am not as bad as some other people. Mr. Vieth is the band director. I don't like him very much. Well that is the topic, I want Mr. Veith fired! He just ignored the safety drill for a bad person in the school. He does not take his job very seriously at all. He makes dumb stupid jokes all of the time, they make me sick. But some people laugh at them, but those people make me sick anyway. Father Beverage has always wanted to be a band director, but he chose the path of world destruction. I would rather Father Beverage as a band director than cheap Mr. Veith. Everybody wants Mr. Anderson to be gone, but I think that he should stay. He is a dumb choir teacher, haveing all of the same songs. But I thought that it was so funny when I was in 7th grade and he just spazed all of the time. And it is sort of funny to watch play the piano. But back to Mr. Veith, FIRE HIM!   

Sincerely,



F.B.

Enclosures

[perfect_pitch]

im almost 20 with..with a vast collection of pokemon cards...

OOOOOOOKKKKKK -

[takes 2 steps non chalantly and runs like hell screaming]

Lau - what the hell was that all about.... I didn't understand a word of it....   You're a weirdo....

I feel it is my place to quote a joke about nerds and trainspotters from the brilliant Billy Connolly:

You know why these people are on the internet - because you wouldn't talk to them in the fu**in pub...   Are you online.....?  Better get off - there's a train coming....'  HAA HAA HAA