Am I sane?

Funny you should ask. I get questions like this all the time.

How do I reply?
(with a friendly smile and chuckle) "Yes, of course, we are sane."
(then a little more serious) "We are very, very sane."
(followed by a stare that lasts a little too long) "... so very sane."
(follwed by another odd, unblinking stare)
(finally looking away to the floor, more thoughtful this time) "Least that's what Mother tells us when she lets us out.."

Better yet, when (not if

)... when someone asks you if you're sane, you should say "yes" and then show them the paperwork that proves it.