where is Dazzer

[tds]

hmm...i hope he is safe and sound..

[Goldberg]

As soon as I read this brief, albeit distressing, post, I dispatched a homing pigeon to each one of our agents around the world (I am one of the bigwigs of the Piano Mafia, and I am referring to our investigative task force). We expect that some pigeons will not be able to endure the struggles of trans-oceanic flight, so we wisely have booked seats for our more prissy homing lizards on 777s, first class, to provide backup for the feeble bird.

Already, however, we have heard back by video phone from an agent in Jalapa, Mexico, where Dazzer was believed to be seen last at a cafe, in which he indulged in what can only be described as an "insatiable craving" for hot fajitas and atop which he was seen shouting the phrase, "AHHH! MY HEAD IS A WATERMELON!" The agent tried to apprehend the crazed Dazzer, but alas he appeared to have come to his senses and escaped by hitching a ride on a passing golf cart, instigating a chase through the streets of the Mexican city when our agent caught hold of another golf cart and instructed the driver to follow Dazzer's cart as closely as possible. Things got "nearly lethal" as, topping out at 7mph, Dazzer instructed the former driver of his cart to turn around and begin hurling banana peels in the general direction of their pursuers. After several daring and successful maneuvers, the agent's cart at last succumbed to the cunning efforts of the lead cart's team and he lost control, thus ramming into a melon stand, being attacked by a monkey, and eventually losing consciousness. Right before he blacked out, he allegedly saw, in the distance, a man boarding a boat and then "sailing towards the big blue sea majestically."

As of yet, we have been unable to attain any convincing knowledge of Dazzer's whereabouts, but have received several mysterious tips, including one from his mother who believes he may try seeking refuge in the country Georgia; she wants to know where he is because apparently dinner is ready and the garbage is full.

We at the Piano Mafia are very concerned about this and will happily report more news as the story develops.

[Torp]

Wow...that Dazzer sure knows how to live.

[Tash]

he's probably busy practicing his piccolo! or maybe he got bashed up by the other piccolo players... i spoke to him on msn like 2 or 3 nights ago

[rob47]

i guess he left cuz people gave him flak about the "hottest pf chick" thread.  I don't know why? whats the big deal about having a hottest pf chick thread?

Dazzer if you are reading this unlock it and continue!  ...or i'll continue it. I'm all about the unintellectual threads.  I'm sure other people are too, they just know how to hide.  Me I don't have that problem.....so say goodnight to the bad guy.   

sorry i was watching scarface earlier.

[Siberian Husky]

Seh Hello Tu mai liddo FREN!!!!


look..look at thah pelican fly....Fly pelican!


kakaroash!

[tds]

got a feeling dazz is comin back soon and this time hes ready to post the "hottest pf hunk" thread. oh..dazz...

[tds]

eehh, but really, where IS dazzer?

[Dazzer]

very busy at work. hehehehe.

interesting story btw.

[tds]

woohooo, the cat is back! 

[Bouter Boogie]

Welcome back