"I forbid you to view this thread," says Bob.

[Bob]

"You don't listen very well, do you?  Didn't you see what the title was?"

"Ok.  I forbid you to reply to this thread."

[contrapunctus]

okay I wont reply

[Bob]

"I see you Contrapunctus!"

[Bob]

"I see you Guest!"

[Bob]

"I see you pianonut!"

[Bob]

"I see you posting pianonut!"

[pianonut]

bob, it was the word 'thread' that caught my eye.  sometimes people read things too fast - and before they can help it - they accidentally clicked the mouse, drank the tea, or whatever.  my fingers go faster than my brain.

how's your tendonitis?  are you ok now?  did it go away or do you feel sort of like frankenstein?  i hate it when that happens to my calfs sometimes in the night (after biking a lot).  calcium is what you need, bob.

[Bob]

"Post again will you pianonut?"

"And I see you 'other' Guest!"


(I don't have tenditis.  Thanks for the advice though. )

[Bob]

"I see you 'third Guest!'"

[Bob]

"I see you pianobabe56!"

[Bob]

"Back again, eh, pianonut?"

[pianonut]

it's only me again!  don't you hate it when the same people keep chasing you around - when you think you've got new live bait.  kind of like fishing.  muhahaha.

[Bob]

"Oooooo.... Posting agin, pianonut? when I specifically said not to?"



(I find this quite amusing btw.)

(hunkers down to wait for more prey)

[Bob]

"I see you looking 4th Guest!"

"Geez... no one takes me seriously with that thread title."

[Bob]

"Back again nut?"

[Bob]

"Posting again nut?"

[Bob]

"Oo...  Took back your post, did you, nut?   Moo-ha-ha!...."




"What's this?"
(snail approaches)
(Bob accepts papers from snail)

"Excellent.... Most excellent.  Good job snail... now get back to work!"

[Bob]

"You're not easily dissuaded, are you nut?"  lol

[Bob]

"Quite tentative.  Go back to viewing, then you come back to post again, nut?"  lol

"Moo-ha-ha..."



"Snail!" barks Bob.

(snail quickly approaches)

"Take this music back to pianonut!  Place back exactly where you found them!  And don't let her see you!"

(snail salutes and slithers off with pianonut's music)

[pianonut]

everyone fell asleep at my house.  my husband is comfortably snoring away.  me, i'm sort of thinking about piano things.  like, how did my music go missing and then, suddenly show up again?  i was afraid i was going to have to confess to my piano teacher about one piece because it was missing for a period of time and i was thinking "ok, if he calls, do i tell him that i lost the piece, or do i tell him that i was posting on piano forum too much and forgot where i put it, or do i tell him that i simply have not been practicing as much because of people like BOB?"  then, he'll ask, "who is BOB."  and i'll have to try to explain everything.

[Bob]

(slyly) "I see you guest!"

[pianonut]

quit calling me guest.  that's almost as bad as being called a senior newby.

[Bob]

"What?   Again pianonut?"

(begins to grow tired)

[Bob]

(alla Monty Python) "Eh?  Twas not a nut.  Twas a guest it was."

[pianonut]

tired!  you, tired?  try to remember the eternal spring of youth you once had (and still have during brief fleeting moments of remembrance of that date with june lee or that syncronized swimmer that you met one summer).  wonders out loud what that guy meant on the other thread about a russian girl showing him the equivalent of the russian word for fun.  snaps out of it.  thinks that bob will recover his energy tommorrow after a good night's sleep.

[Bob]

(heavy fatigue sets in)

"Ar.... Well you win tonight nut!  But I'll be back!    I'll be back!"



(Bob slinks away from his spot, slips into the shadows to into a secret passage that leads back to the lair....)







(And I spelled lair right this time! :-P )



(Bob steps in bat dung on the way down.  "Aw, man!...."

[pianonut]

you mean rafant's bat is following you around?

[pianonut]

ha!  i caught you trying to catch another victim.  i think it was just a bat.

[tds]

*shrugs* i wanna be invisible, and post unseen messages.

ok, stop it, bob! you repeat things for the enth times. had enough!

heh, i know its all invisible.

'eh...'eh....just dont say anything!

[Tash]

now this is the ultimate let's boost bob's post count!

...or he's exceptionally bored

btw i'm not really here

[pianomann1984]

 This is great!  keep it up Bob - You keep me sane on those long walks towards End-Of-Year Exams.  Hmmm...I wonder how many people will actually figure this one out?....   *Lapses into momentary musing*  Ah well...back to work

[tds]

now this is the ultimate let's boost bob's post count!

...or he's exceptionally bored

btw i'm not really here

i guess he doesnt need to worry too much about anything now. afterall, mikeyg's passed the transformation phase. and we havent heard from nils for a while (prolly hes forgetting us all?).

 btw, i am here, but you never read this message. heh

*walks out the door very quietly*

[Ziggy]

MASHAMITU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[minimozart007]

If you want to feel young, remember the first time you um...let the friend out of its house to do his work

[athykay]

Bob, this forum is clearly not enough to keep you busy.  Come over to what.  We won't tell anyone you're two-timing.

[Bouter Boogie]

Oops!  I did view it   

[pianonut]

bob!  i found my music!   (whistles something from x-files - listening to see ifm1469shows up).

[Bob]

Read this link, the thread below it, and the thread above this post.

I am the master!

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,9708.msg98582.html#msg98582

[m1469]

Hey BOB  , what's happening here ?!?  Are you viewing this thread again ?




*off in a whooosh of her cape*... you never saw me... mwuahh haa ha haaaaa

[Bob]

Was that m1469?  I've been waiting over two months to see if she'd show...

[m1469]

Oh, but I am always around and I am currently flirting with greater levels of sluethiness.... *sexy Italian voice*  it is why I where this mask, you see   *whooossshhh*

[Waldszenen]

Hwo wo wo

[Bouter Boogie]

[twinkletoesfaery]

Someone's gone doolally

[BoliverAllmon]

this is awesome

[Dazzer]

Hwo wo wo

actually its Wololo!!!!!!!!!!

- chants - wololo! wololo! wololo!