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what if you built a room around the piano. sort of like architects have done around a tree. you put it in the center of the room, stand back, hem and haw, and then plant a bubinga tree next to it. deciding on a jungle theme, you next buy parrots. liking bright colors (as i do) - you then decide this room will be the bedroom (yes, in the center of the house) and paint it macaw reddish orange. then, you hire a mural artist to actually paint things all over the piano in a sort of watercolorish way so that the bubinga wood does not disappear (maybe camoflage green, brown, tan). going on, from there, you make a canopy above the piano for your spouse (since you will be residing on the expensive piano bench - with cushion of parrot feathers. around this location there is a firewall. next is the kitchen (built around indoor bbq), then sunken bathroom (yes, not just the tub, the whole bathroom is sunken) with a sort of jungle feel (steam misting up). recorded bird calls replace the normal ringtone of your phone. going on, livingroom (raised) to feel like you are living in a tree. which can look down upon waterfall (falling into bathroom shower from above). recycling water up and down. house happens to have aviary behind it, so when you go into the backyard, you can hear more birds.
No offence to your unique tastes, Tash, but those artcase Steinways make me puke...