I'm bored, let's start a new story!

[Bouter Boogie]

I know this topic is already done, but the previous one didn't make sense anymore, so let's start another one (don't blame me, I'm bored!!) 

I'll start with some words..

ONCE UPON A TIME..

[Torp]

IN A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY

[BoliverAllmon]

was a princess

[Torp]

dare one say, a homely princess

[pianobabe_56]

(with a severe rash on her back?)

Feel free to omit my suggestion if you intend to keep this story along more normal lines.

[thalbergmad]

Frightened, the princess went to see the Kings Physician.

[Siberian Husky]

and he said "hey your gunna die in 5 seconds" and she died..

THE END

[Torp]

Beginning of Chapter Two

The King's Physician, feeling remorseful,

[Siberian Husky]

after feeling such turmoil..he gets depressed and sick and dies.

THE END

[Torp]

Chapter Three

Siberian Huskey desists from killing all the characters and...




(let me guess, someone dies)

[thalbergmad]

I know of a cure, said the Kings Physician.

You have to go into the forest and........

[mikeyg]

But he gets eaten by a bear, and blackdeath sweeps the globe and kills everyone.

THE END

[Torp]

Except for the storywriters, they lived on despite the verbal assault of the piano street death mongers.

[mikeyg]

BUT THEN AN ASTEROID HIT AND EVERYONE DIED

[SIZE=22PT]EVERYONE!!![/SIZE]

[Torp]

Except for  two.  The One, and his constant companion, Heidi K. They lived on to tell the tale.  Killing of The One brings instant death to HK.  Can mikeyg do it?

[mikeyg]

THEN MIKEYG APPEARS AND CLONES HEIDI 100 TIMES.  THEY ORGY ALL NIGHT LONG.  THEN, BEING SATISFIED, MIKEYG KILLS THE ONE, THUS ENDING THE STORY.

[Kassaa]

And then the clone war started. Boba fett payed the clones a few bucks to kill Luke skywalker his brother and...

[Torp]

Unbeknownst to mikeyg, the Heidi's so loved the One they created a clone of One for each Heidi.  The story lives on, only it's been multiplied by a hundred.

Mikeyg wakes to realize that the orgy was but a dream and he is left with the unfortunate chore of laundry duty to clean his soiled sheets.

[mikeyg]

YOU'RE MEAN AND WITTY

I <3 YOU

[Torp]

I was trained by the One who is now the many.

[mikeyg]

TORP THEN REALISES THAT MIKEYG WASN'T DREAMING, AND THERE IS A HUNDRES LIKKLE MIKEYG-KLUM'S WALKING AROUND.  MIKEYG CONTINUES HIS PERPETUAL ORGY.

[Torp]

Suit yourself, it's your laundry.

AND THERE IS A HUNDRES LIKKLE MIKEYG-KLUM'S WALKING AROUND.

btw, what's a liKKle?  Is that a new character for the story?

[mikeyg]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Torp]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I'm afraid to ask.

[mikeyg]

WELL, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

[Torp]

That's why I was afraid to ask.

I just simply could not believe that you would be pointing ice cream cones at me like that.

snff...snff...after all I've done....

[mikeyg]

CLUE ----------------------------------------------|
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       |----iT'S MY AVATAR IN CHAT                 |
       |                                                           |
       |-----------------------------------------------|

[Torp]

CLUE ----------------------------------------------|
                                                                   |
       |----iT'S MY AVATAR IN CHAT                 |
       |                                                           |
       |-----------------------------------------------|

     I'll get my mind out of the gutter now... 

[mikeyg]

AND NO, I'M NOT GAY, JUST PASSIONATE.

[SIZE=22PT]FEEL THE PASSION[/SIZE]

[Jacey1973]

Shoots Mikeyg and Torp dead because they are such annoying, topic hoggers with huuuge egos.

*but feels guilty now*

[mikeyg]

ME </3 JENNI R

[Torp]

Shoots Mikeyg and Torp dead because they are such annoying, topic hoggers with huuuge egos.

*but feels guilty now*

Who? Me?  I was just trying to help a comrade achieve his posting goals.  Alas, all was for naught.

[Siberian Husky]

then nils says "*** this website its gone down the sh*t hole" and everyones account dies

THE END

[Bouter Boogie]

I see you’ve all been very creative while I was abroad Lol..

[Torp]

I tried to keep the story afloat, but I was not able to fend off the onslaught of mikeyg and siberian husky who killed everyone.

And, apparently, my posting wasn't up to jenni r's Potteresque standards so I desisted.