Country music sucks

[mikeyg]

Country music sucks it sucks because they all have wierd voices and they talk about god and god stinks and truck drivers listen to them so they suck

[pianonut]

mikeyg, you're never going to get anwhere going around bashing everything.  ok.  why don't you take a mental chill and learn the art of meditation.  what are you really frustrated about?  maybe, whatever it is, it can be worked through.  in fact, you might make a really good cowboy.  i can see you riding a bull.  you'd probably be the only one left on it.

if rap is allowed, country music is allowed.  country is all about a story.  too bad God ISN'T in most of the stories.  they are stories about experience.  a lot of bad experiences usually.  some good that turn to bad, and some bad that turn to good?  usually the other way around.  some that are wild, some that are tame.  some that are hilarious.  usually most people can relate to the story in some way or other, and it makes them feel normal (or abnormal) as the song may go.  sometimes, it makes them feel relaxed.  i am one that listens to country when i get really stressed.  ok.  i get your point.  that is rap, too.

[mikeyg]

I was making a parody to all the rap bashing threads.

[dave santino]

Don't people understand sarcasm round here? I second Mikeyg

[mikeyg]

Really.  I mean, did my first post look like I was serious at all?

[Torp]

I was making a parody to all the rap bashing threads.

***sarcasm notification alert system***mode***on***

Except in this case, country music really DOES suck.   

***sarcasm notification alert system***mode***off***

Does the SNAS work?  Might need some modifications before I bring it into production, it's kind of cumbersome to use.  Thoughts?

Torp

[Siberian Husky]

i got a hankerin for some suhthern hospitality cookin ya'll

YEEEE HAAWWW

see ya'll at the honkey tonk!!

[Kassaa]

"All my exes live in Texas"

Still laughing out loud when I hear that song in San Andreas.

[thalbergmad]

I am a big fan of Bluegrass.

Had a left handed 5 string banjo made for me last year. What a great instrument.

Foggy morning breakdown here we come.

[pianonut]

i'll listen.  they probably don't even know how to line dance.  that's really fun, you know.  ok. tangos are probably fun too, but too intricate for me to think about right now.  at the end of the day, it's just easy music. 

red alert:  new guy at church, claims to be a dance instructor.   must ignore.  beep beep.

[BoliverAllmon]

Country music sucks it sucks because they all have wierd voices and they talk about god and god stinks and truck drivers listen to them so they suck

I don't like country music either, but it definately isn't about the God part.

[pianonut]

even birds shake their tail feathers once in a while, but i know what you mean.  you have to shake them with your mate.  country music should put good ideas in people's heads - like instead of wondering 'who's boots are those beside your bed'  - 'i recognize the boots beside the bed - they are red - because i said...'  ok country music is dumb.  i admit it. 

[BoliverAllmon]

country rap is the worst though.

[i_m_robot]

country rap is the worst though.

country rap

what?

you  mean like

' i reckon yall gonna make me go cray up in here"

' I grab mah glock and drink a keg a beer'
 
' by the time im done, oh what fun'

' you'll be holdin own to all that yee hold deer"

or

' I got mah bitc#es to the left and mah cows to the right'

' gonna keep em workin all through the night'

' should on one stop for a break that all it takes'

' for me ta empty my glock in theyer hides'

*** this actually nice

okay not really

but it sure is funny

country + music = oxymoron

hehehehehehe

had to throw that in fo flava

[pianonut]

saev ur stud manleeness fur sum one that urpreciates it.  maeybee unuther rubotic neurotic.  nuw, ie deed not sawee erotic, ah said neurotic.  yeu are the meust uffensive to thinkin woemen - und eff thae had theyrs ay en ur fate - u'd be on a fence gate swingin left.

[i_m_robot]

you miss interpret

a bitc# is a female dog and its country

bitc# + cow = farm

save your protest for when it really matters

but then again its understandable how you could see it that way

[i_m_robot]

und eff thae had theyrs ay en ur fate - u'd be on a fence gate swingin left.

sorry didnt quite catch that

[Torp]

sorry didnt quite catch that

Could be problematic for those that swing right

' I got mah bitc#es to the left and mah cows to the right'

' gonna keep em workin all through the night'

I think this would be a better line

' I got mah bitc#es to the left and mah cows to the right'

' cain't tell the difference on a cold winter's night'

[i_m_robot]

sick

 

[Torp]

sick

 

Just trying to be true to the country roots.

[c18cont]

No comments on the Johnny Cash American label recordings?...!

John

[jeremyjchilds]

I like country music cause every single song has that one part where right after the chorus ends, the music stops, and the singer half sings, half yells the little "tag line" before the music starts again. Every time that happens, I just want to drink so much beer it's not even funny

[i_m_robot]

well  i kicked off his head n ya know what he did

*drop the beat*

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he though hed call himself honky tonk kiiiiiddddd


humans are so easily amused