pregnant dogs

[Skeptopotamus]

the "B word" is censored on this site and turns into "pregnant dog"

watch as I re-enact a scene from South Park. (notice some of the considerably lewder words that get passed the filter)



Kid Rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, Joe C.
Joe C.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog, she's the biggist pregnant dog I know
and she stinks like ***!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pritty
I Just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"***, god *** thats a big fat ass!"
Should *** that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click

I don't know much, But I know this ***:
Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat pregnant dog!

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed pregnant dog!

Kid Rock:
Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
My homme named Kyle lives up the block,
Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real slappy pregnant dog that dusts right by me.
She might be the best suck in the Mountians,
Ten times a week, but ***, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the suckinist, fuckinist creep there ever was!

She aint a slut she's a supper groupie,
Pass that pregnant dog around like a dubbie!

I don't Know much, but I know this:
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat pregnant dog!

Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed pregnant dog!

Kid Rock (in background):
Oh, ***....
Tell 'em Joe

Joe C.:
Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool,
I might be a ***, but i aint no fool!
I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder,
Cause Kyles mom trippin' on that soil Boulder!
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak ass pimp,
But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo Bitches aint *** but yuppies.

Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother *** C
It's the place to be,

I don't Know much but I know this,
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat pregnant dog!

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed pregnant dog!

Kid Rock (In Background):
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock,
The Twisted Brown Mother *** Trucker,
This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches...
Hehehe!
Yo, Yo, let's make some wine.



see?  now I have no problem with the "B word" being censored, but I think we should do it right. 

Some dictionaries define the "B word" as:

female of any member of the dog family
A female dog.
A female canine.


Nowhere is the definition found to be a pregnant dog, albeit female dogs do certainly have the ability to get pregnant, but let us not deter from the subject.  Obviously the "B word" should be censored into "female dog".  Unless we use this obscure definition I came across:


""pregnant dog" is a song that was released by Meredith Brooks in 1997 on her album Blurring the Edges. Initially, some radio stations preferred not to mention the name of the song and would instead refer to it as "a song by Meredith Brooks". However, with the climbing popularity of the song, its name became more commonplace to announce on the air. When the song first hit the airwaves, most call-in listeners believed the song was by Alanis Morissette due to the recent success of Morissette in rock music at the time. Later on, different remixes of the song became popular in dance clubs.

The song has a drum machine rhythm with a guitar accompaniment. It uses guitar riffs to emphasize the word "pregnant dog" throughout the chorus of the song. Lyrically, the song describes the singer's point of view and feelings behind someone deemed a pregnant dog. In the chorus, the song tells of the different faces and contradictory feelings that are associated with being a pregnant dog.

The song steadily rose on the Billboard Charts and became an international success, being a hit in countries such as the UK and New Zealand. The music video that accompanied the song features Brooks on guitar with a flower background swirling behind her. As the song plays, different feminine objects float by showing the softer side of womanhood, such as dolls, babies, and dresses—this visually shows a juxtaposition to the common connotations of a pregnant dog.

Despite numerous attempts, Brooks hasn't managed to repeat the same popularity and commercial success as "pregnant dog." For this, she is commonly seen as a one-hit wonder. In most interviews, Brooks has stated that "pregnant dog" almost never made it on the album, but a friend loaned her the money to help record the song."


So we might want to have it recensored into "a song by Meredith Brooks".


But either way, it shouldn't be "pregnant dog".

[fred smalls]

I concur.

[Skeptopotamus]

mmmmmm i concur with your cuncurence.

[fred smalls]

I concur with your concurence with my concurence.

[stevie]

BAN HIM!!! 

[Skeptopotamus]

shut it steven!  ^^  You just want me stuck on da SDC full-time.

[joachimf]

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog
Kyle's momma's a big fat pregnant dog

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed pregnant dog!

I kind of think it's neat 

[i_m_robot]

yes

using the actual word it a bit vague

people can tell what you really think of them now

you pregnant dog

[Skeptopotamus]

gasp!


you bıtch.

[i_m_robot]

hahahahha

the loopholes be endless

[Etude]

I just came up with a PERFECT loophole