why are computers dumb

[gorbee natcase]

It just said that thwere was 1 user in the piano street chat room when I got in there there was nobody there I dont understand I did this three times and it said the same thing, either there is some one in there or there is not???

[Bob]

Maybe it's by activity in the last few minutes.  If someone left 5 minutes ago, maybe it will still display that someone is in there because it hasn't checked again yet.

[Dazzer]

here's a joke for you

Why are computers all bitches?

cuz the person who invented it was a woman. (true)

haha. - hides from the women -

[allthumbs]

here's a joke for you

Why are computers all bitches?

cuz the person who invented it was a woman. (true)

haha. - hides from the women -

You're obviously not married as I can see the frying pan dent in you head now!

[Bouter Boogie]

here's a joke for you

Why are computers all bitches?

cuz the person who invented it was a woman. (true)

haha. - hides from the women -

*Shoots *

- BB

[Dazzer]

whoa am i lucky or what... thanks to the frying pan on my head the shot got deflected

[Bouter Boogie]

whoa am i lucky or what... thanks to the frying pan on my head the shot got deflected

*Shoots again *

- BB

[rimv2]

Someone obviously wants you wacked

Dont give up so easily. Fight back.

Oh and 'there are no stupid computers only... (you all know how the rest of this goes).

[bernhard]

You may not know this, but it is a fact, that in Spanish, the word “computer” is actually feminine: “computadora”.

So I asked a Spanish friend of mine to explain the reasons for it (in Portuguese, for instance – another gender based language – “computer” is actually masculine “computador”).

He was very firm: “simple, computers are female”.

“How come?”, I asked.  And here are the reasons he gave me:

1.   As soon as you get one a better one appears.
2.   No one, besides the creator, can understand its internal logic.
3.   Even the smallest mistakes you commit are stored in the memory for future reference.
4.   The language used for communication between computers is ununderstandable to everyone except computers.
5.   The information “Bad command” or “bad file name” carries as much useful information as, say, “If you don’t know why I am upset I am not about to tell you”
6.   The moment you commit yourself to a computer – no matter which brand – you will spend a fortune buying accessories for it.
7.   The computer processes information with great speed, but is incapable of thinking.
8.   Your friend’s (or neighbour’s) computer is always better than yours.
9.   Computers do not do anything unless you order them to.
10.   Computers always crash in the best moments.

My friend asked not to reveal his name of whereabouts.

Best wishes,
Bernhard.

[m1469]

You may not know this, but it is a fact, that in Spanish, the word “computer” is actually feminine: “computadora”.

So I asked a Spanish friend of mine to explain the reasons for it (in Portuguese, for instance – another gender based language – “computer” is actually masculine “computador”).

He was very firm: “simple, computers are female”.

“How come?”, I asked.  And here are the reasons he gave me:

1.   As soon as you get one a better one appears.
2.   No one, besides the creator, can understand its internal logic.
3.   Even the smallest mistakes you commit are stored in the memory for future reference.
4.   The language used for communication between computers is ununderstandable to everyone except computers.
5.   The information “Bad command” or “bad file name” carries as much useful information as, say, “If you don’t know why I am upset I am not about to tell you”
6.   The moment you commit yourself to a computer – no matter which brand – you will spend a fortune buying accessories for it.
7.   The computer processes information with great speed, but is incapable of thinking.
8.   Your friend’s (or neighbour’s) computer is always better than yours.
9.   Computers do not do anything unless you order them to.
10.   Computers always crash in the best moments.

My friend asked not to reveal his name of whereabouts.

Best wishes,
Bernhard.

[rimv2]

Think you better watch out man


So...m1469....

You like cats, huh?

[m1469]

Think you better watch out man


So...m1469....

You like cats, huh?

Well, that's my dragon actually.   

[gorbee natcase]

I am terrified they are evil

[m1469]

I am terrified they are evil

yes, be afraid <@> <@>

[Torp]

My friend asked not to reveal his name of whereabouts.

Your friend, apparently, is very wise....

Well, that's my dragon actually. 

Hmmm....and I was hoping it was a self-portrait

btw, I am now very, very afraid!!!

[m1469]

Hmmm....and I was hoping it was a self-portrait

 

btw, I am now very, very afraid!!!

yes, you are 

[Torp]

yes, you are 

  I think I just piddled myself....

[rimv2]

The word piddled in relation to yourself actually inspires more than one thought. And if that 's a self portrait of mayla, ahd really like to meet her in real life

[allthumbs]

yes, be afraid <@> <@>

At the risk of reigning terror from m1469 down on my head, I post this.

A Harvard math solution to a common problem for you...       

         

[rimv2]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

OHhhhh. AH wish the was posted sooner. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Cause its so true

ahahahhahah

*choaks on own tongue*

[m1469]

At the risk of reigning terror from m1469 down on my head, I post this.

A Harvard math solution to a common problem for you...       

         

Well, if women are such problems for men (poor guys, not up to the challenge I guess  ), I suppose men should simply find a way to live without us 

Good luck with that one, guys 




m1469

[tompilk]

Anyway, computers are more intelligent than some people...

[rimv2]

Well, if women are such problems for men (poor guys, not up to the challenge I guess  ),

Playing basketball against Michael Jordan is a challenge. Running the 100 meter dash against olympic athletes is a challenge. Hell, commuting to work and not getting splattered, t-boned, or sandwiched to death by a tracktor trailer is a challenge.

Women... are unnecessarily diffucult

Women are like jumping out of a forth story window...


even if you manage to walk away its still gonna hurt like hell

They're like choosing between your right arm and your left testicle.

They're like death by fire or falling hail.

They're hey.. do ah wanna laydown in the middle of the interstate on a black rainy night or have some eight year old fat kid kick me in the nuts so that when ah bend over mah head sticks right out in front of a moving subway car

I suppose men should simply find a way to live without us 

Already ahead of ya