he secretly wants to be vikram. remember vikram? he was the one leaving poetry and all in the room. but, unfortunatley, stevie can't write poetry. so he settles for finding pics of what he thinks porcorina looks like and posting them in an attempt to impress her (and relieve a guilty conscience over posting the whole thing himself - as a sort of gender experiment). he then looks at the pictures and imagines himself kissing her and getting tb. it's a fantasy he's had since he was young. in fact, he might just look into getting a badger for a pet.