if you were to die right now and...

[stevie]

you could only say one short sentence to one person....

whom would that person be, and what would that sentence be?



hahaha, randomly deep

[gorbee natcase]

Santa you are going to pay.

[thalbergmad]

I would ring up my boss and say

"stuff your job you two faced, selfish, ugly, fat, gormless, dumb blonde, witless, titless, greedy, ignorant, pig faced, slutty little tart"

[JCarey]

To whoever's in the room at the time:

"Shut up, I can't hear the music!"

[pianistimo]

 to my husband:

i love you, i've always loved you - and make me look good for the viewing, ok.

detailed instructions:

i want to be wearing shoes
holding henle verlag's beethoven sonatas (the one with the waldstein in it)
don't let them leave my eyes half shut, i want them totally shut
no fur elise at the funeral - moonlight sonata ok
kiss me one last time on the lips

[Bouter Boogie]

"I'll be back.."

- BB

[perfect_pitch]

I would say something like this...

"It took god long enough to finally kill me... I was wondering what was taking him so long......  and if anyone asks, tell them I said something noble before I died..."

[rc]

"WeeeooooHah! Bangarang!"

To my alcoholic neighbour who never says anything useful.