Biscuits

[lau]

Don't they just make you sick? I feel like i am going to puke. Biscuits are no way to handle food. 

[phil13]

Okay, this is NOT repertoire. Why'd you put it HERE?

Someone should go get Nils to move this.

Phil

[lau]

Geeze, no need to spaz! Is it that bad that i put i different topic here? It's not going to kill you. Anyway, you could at least respond. 

[Etude]

 

Didn't you notice the section at the very bottom saying "Anything but Piano"?

[lau]

Holy crap, who cares what section it is in, just answer the question! 

[Etude]

No.

No they don't.

[Tash]

there is a point as to why there are sections in this forum, it saves time for nils as he's going to have to go and move this into the right section now.

[stevie]

Don't they just make you sick? I feel like i am going to puke. Biscuits are no way to handle food. 

sometimes 

[lisztisforkids]

Biscuits are the BOMB.

[arensky]

MMMMmmm, MMMMMMmmmm, yummy biscuits, dipped in the Chicken Fried Steak Gravy at the Village Inn (oh god oh god oh god OH GOD!!!!!) oh lau it's the greatest thing since ....Scriabin's 5th Sonata or Poem of Ecstasy.... the biscuits are waiting for YOU!!!!!!! 

lau, the biscuits love you they don't understand why you flee in terror and revulsion, poor lonely lau loving biscuits.....


I do not take the Lord's name in vain. there is a humorous intent; if God does not have a sense of humour, we are all in trouble....

[Etude]

lau, the biscuits love you they don't understand why you flee in terror and revulsion, poor lonely lau loving biscuits.....

Slightly disturbing.... 

[arensky]

Slightly disturbing.... 

                            Not disturbing, is good silly fun!

                                                   

[arensky]

lau I enjoy your posts, you have a good sense of the absurd. However most of our fellow forumites want topics filed under the appropriate topics, in this case as Tash pointed out "Biscuits" should probably go under "Anything but piano"...I think there is a way for you to move this topic yourself, so you don't annoy the mangement and get banned. You see this way the flavor of the biscuits will be properly channeled...

[Etude]

                            Not disturbing, is good silly fun!

                                                   

True. 

[tompilk]

It depends... are we talking about cookies? are they classed as biscuits? I love cookies and chocolate digestives, but other than that, biscuits are not that good to eat.
Tom

[phil13]

Biscuits are biscuits. That is all I have to say.

Phil

[Etude]

It's also a beautiful piece.   

[phil13]

It's also a beautiful piece.   

 

Can you send me the sheet music?

Phil

[Etude]

Can you send me the sheet music?

Phil

Maybe it's not so beautiful after all....   

[Etude]

[phil13]

Maybe it's not so beautiful after all....   

 

OHMYGODTHATISTHEMOSTBEAUTIFULPIECEIVEEVERHEARDINMYLIFEITSSOSIMPLEITSASTOUNDINGITHINKIMGONNAWETMYPAN TSFROMBEINGSOEXCITEDOHMYGODOHMYGODWOW!

*ahem*

*walks slowly away red in the face, thinking about biscuits*

 

Phil

[lau]

I didn't just make up channel the flavor. Geeze you guys just act like this is all some sick joke. Can't you people take anything seriously? By the way, who is Nils?

[stevie]

nils is the beast that lurks in the crevices along the walls of pianostreet, he sees everything, he has the power to erase you from existance, tread carefully my child, ye not knoweth what ye doeth.

[phil13]

Can't you people take anything seriously?

No. No we can't.    jk

Phil

[dinosaurtales]

OK.  It really doesn't have anything to do with repertoire, but the title is pretty self explantatory.   So I clicked on it.

I for one like biscuits.  With butter and honey.  Yum.

[Etude]

OK.  It really doesn't have anything to do with repertoire, but the title is pretty self explantatory.   So I clicked on it.

I beg your pardon?  I wrote an absolute masterpiece of the piano repetoire based on biscuits:




 

[phil13]

I must concur.

Phil

[m1469]

*taps microphone*  (loud microphone feedback occurs... then crickets)


*clears throat*

I LOVE BISCUITS AND GRAVY 





ps-   couldn't resist posting

pss-  *feels guilty* for posting and partaking in this thread

[contrapunctus]

I beg your pardon?  I wrote an absolute masterpiece of the piano repetoire based on biscuits:




 

How is s a eb?

[mrchops10]

In German, accidentals are denoted by adding an s onto the letter name, so e flat is es, which pronounced, sounds like "s." Pretty clever, huh? Schumann uses this is Carnival to spell Asch sometimes (A, E flat, C, H is german for b natural), and sometimes he uses As which is German A flat. And you learned this on a thread about biscuits.

[zheer]

You guys are taking the piscuit.

[phil13]

Oh, by the way, Etude:

The title of your piece is HISCUIT, by that logic. Add the flat to the B if you want it to be about biscuits.

  It's still a masterpiece.

Phil

[Etude]

Oh, by the way, Etude:

The title of your piece is HISCUIT, by that logic. Add the flat to the B if you want it to be about biscuits.

  It's still a masterpiece.

Phil

Crap!  Missed that.

I agree that it's still a masterpiece.

but here is a revision:

[phil13]

Crap!  Missed that.

I agree that it's still a masterpiece.

but here is a revision:

Hooray! We are back on topic! 

Phil

[lau]

Stupid Nils moved my topic, I purposly wanted it in Repetrouire to make conversation.

[stevie]

Stupid Nils moved my topic, I purposly wanted it in Repetrouire to make conversation.

hehe, i like you. 

[lau]

hehe, i like you.

ok

[stevie]

You guys are taking the piscuit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lau]

I try to make biscuits, but they never turn out that great. I got the recipe for KFC's biscuits, but I haven't made them yet. But the recipe looks just the same as the other recipes that turn out like crap.

KFC Kentucky Biscuits:

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
2/3 cup milk
1/3 cup vegetable shortening

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.

Sift together flour, salt, sugar and baking powder into mixing bowl. Make a well in the flour mix and add the milk. Add shortening and begin kneading with hands (to cut in) the vegetable shortening and flour in the milk until thoroughly mixed. Add milk, if needed to form, and mix. Turn onto floured board, and knead gently 6 to 8 times. Pat dough to 1/2-inch thickness. Cut into biscuits. Place on baking sheet and brown in oven 10 to 13 minutes.

Servings: 9

This makes me sick. I really do like biscuits, they are a way to handle food. It's just, when I make them, THEY'RE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     

This is the only food that never works out for me. dang.

[lau]

Holy flap!  I made the KFC version and they turned out spectacular. Almost as good as KFC. dang, dang.

[I Love Xenakis]

Holy flap!  I made the KFC version and they turned out spectacular. Almost as good as KFC. dang, dang.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH goddamnit!!!  this thread is comedic genius!!  or dare i say... genius?  ***.... lau is the best member of this forum ever.


I think it may be pianonut or pianistimo in disguise...  with a strap-on since lau is a dude... i think.  maybe?


how old are you lau?

[lau]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH goddamnit!!! this thread is comedic genius!! or dare i say... genius? ***.... lau is the best member of this forum ever.


I think it may be pianonut or pianistimo in disguise... with a strap-on since lau is a dude... i think. maybe?

this isn't sick pianistimo or the cashew nut. It's lau. I don't think the guys at the piano chat know that I am also "Father Beverage"...yet.  Those fools believed I am a priest. I am 15 years old


how old are you lau?

[lau]

oops, this is what I meant:

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH goddamnit!!! this thread is comedic genius!! or dare i say... genius? ***.... lau is the best member of this forum ever.


I think it may be pianonut or pianistimo in disguise... with a strap-on since lau is a dude... i think. maybe?


how old are you lau?

This isn't sick pianistimo or pianocashew. It's lau, really "Father Beverage" in pianochat. The people there don't know it...yet. I am 15 years young.

[phil13]

Do they really think you're a priest?

Phil

[lau]

This is exactly what I think about biscuits!!! I can't believe I'm not alone on this!!

https://www.lardbiscuit.com/lard/frozenbiscuits.html

[Waldszenen]

After reading through this topic for the first time, I have only one thing to say:


WHAT. THE. F*CK. 

[phil13]

After reading through this topic for the first time, I have only one thing to say:


WHAT. THE. F*CK. 

Random stuff, my friend. It's all over this place.

Enjoy it while you can still misunderstand it.

Phil

[lau]

MMMMmmm, MMMMMMmmmm, yummy biscuits, dipped in the Chicken Fried Steak Gravy at the Village Inn (oh god oh god oh god OH GOD!!!!!) oh lau it's the greatest thing since ....Scriabin's 5th Sonata or Poem of Ecstasy.... the biscuits are waiting for YOU!!!!!!! 

lau, the biscuits love you they don't understand why you flee in terror and revulsion, poor lonely lau loving biscuits.....


I do not take the Lord's name in vain. there is a humorous intent; if God does not have a sense of humour, we are all in trouble....

now, I have happened to notice in another one of your posts in this topic that you stated" you have a good sense of the absurd" I think you have a better sense of the absurd, like etude said, it was slightly disturbing.  I don't think you can call that silly fun, or should I say "LOL".

[henrah]

Who can deny a good ol' Jammy Dodger, eh?

[lau]

a lot of times that i am on who's online i see pee-pole looking at this. I just sense it has potential, but it hasn't been used to it's full extent.