PF Caption Contest No.1!!!

[stevie]

its pretty simple, provide a funny caption for the following pic! -

[Etude]

"Double vision can be a problem for pianists."

[tompilk]

"When was the last time you saw an air piano?"

[Etude]

"Page turning for beginners:
 Step 1 - wet finger (see  above)"

[thalbergmad]

"Please sir, which one is middle c"

[tompilk]

"You'll never guess where this has been!!!"

[Etude]

"You'll never guess where this has been!!!"

"Did you clean your keyboard today?"

[Dazzer]

"I thought I told you to get brighter lights?"

[mr. folsom]

Person off camera- "You know, you talk too much as you play. Just shut up and let me listen to you perform!"

The pianist- "Oh yeah??? Well, I'm gonna keep my mouth shut and let sign language express my opinion of you."

[Kassaa]

Oeh oeh, I know the answer, I know the answer. It is: The Opus Clavecimbelisticum.

[gilad]

"ladies and getlemen,
Introducing jiminy circket, who will be performing- when you wish upon a star."

[mr. folsom]

Dude off camera- "OMG, THAT WAS LEGENDARY PLAYING!!!!!!"

The Pianist- "Hahaha, I know that, but you might be surprised to learn that I am only this big."

[Etude]

"Please sir, which one is middle c"

Best so far IMO.

[rimv2]

So what'd you think of his performance mister hand.

or

mister hand ( to a student): I know three years old that can play better than that

[gorbee natcase]

I am not going to poke hard but it may hurt