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Offline stevie

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PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
on: October 23, 2005, 04:41:41 PM
its pretty simple, provide a funny caption for the following pic! -

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Offline Etude

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #1 on: October 23, 2005, 04:54:36 PM
"Double vision can be a problem for pianists."
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Offline tompilk

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #2 on: October 23, 2005, 05:09:13 PM
"When was the last time you saw an air piano?"
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Offline Etude

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #3 on: October 23, 2005, 05:11:59 PM
"Page turning for beginners:
 Step 1 - wet finger (see  above)"
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Offline thalbergmad

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #4 on: October 23, 2005, 05:26:09 PM
"Please sir, which one is middle c"
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Offline tompilk

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #5 on: October 23, 2005, 05:27:50 PM
"You'll never guess where this has been!!!"
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Offline Etude

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #6 on: October 23, 2005, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: tompilk on October 23, 2005, 05:27:50 PM
"You'll never guess where this has been!!!"

"Did you clean your keyboard today?"
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Offline Dazzer

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #7 on: October 23, 2005, 05:42:19 PM
"I thought I told you to get brighter lights?"
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Offline mr. folsom

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #8 on: October 23, 2005, 06:13:00 PM
Person off camera- "You know, you talk too much as you play. Just shut up and let me listen to you perform!"

The pianist- "Oh yeah??? Well, I'm gonna keep my mouth shut and let sign language express my opinion of you."
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Offline Kassaa

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #9 on: October 23, 2005, 06:25:22 PM
Oeh oeh, I know the answer, I know the answer. It is: The Opus Clavecimbelisticum.
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Offline gilad

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #10 on: October 23, 2005, 06:28:06 PM
"ladies and getlemen,
Introducing jiminy circket, who will be performing- when you wish upon a star."
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Offline mr. folsom

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #11 on: October 23, 2005, 06:36:25 PM
Dude off camera- "OMG, THAT WAS LEGENDARY PLAYING!!!!!!"

The Pianist- "Hahaha, I know that, but you might be surprised to learn that I am only this big."
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Offline Etude

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #12 on: October 23, 2005, 06:58:58 PM
Quote from: thalbergmad on October 23, 2005, 05:26:09 PM
"Please sir, which one is middle c"

Best so far IMO.
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Offline rimv2

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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #13 on: October 23, 2005, 08:32:36 PM
So what'd you think of his performance mister hand.

or

mister hand ( to a student): I know three years old that can play better than that
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Re: PF Caption Contest No.1!!!
Reply #14 on: October 23, 2005, 08:36:24 PM
I am not going to poke hard but it may hurt
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