PF Caption Contest No.4!!! (a RACH special)

[stevie]

love this pic 

[gilad]

"excuse me Sir in the black robes,  you dropped your sickle"
i often ask myself why i never just turned my back and walked away from death.

[leahcim]

"Why can't I join your gang? you said get yo'self a hoe and dress bad"

[rimv2]

You wanna walk this path you gotta go through me

Of course ahm death...Mah cloak?...uh...It's at the cleaners

Ah am Enoch: Son of Cain. What's it to you?

Thirty years ah put up with her hell. Thirty... long... years...

If you dont get that camera out of mah face

*in a gay normous voice* Well, ah like to start mah day with a little gardening. Ah find that it leave me with a calm and tingly feeling throughout the day.

Scythe what scythe?
 <_<
 >_> 

And finally,

How else did you think she fat in such a small coffin

[gilad]

great stuff rimv, very nice.

[zheer]

Do you want me to shuv this up your ass camera man. NO , well then beat it.

[tompilk]

"This is what I use to play the nine sub-base notes on that Bosendorfer Imperial Concert Grand..." 

[thalbergmad]

"I had bloody servants to do this back in the old country"

[brahmsian]

"Obsessed with Dies Irae you say? Nonsense... I'm just trying to get into the mood that's all."

[rob47]

The long lost alternate cover for the original Дом и сад magazine

or

Rach: "What'd you say about my momma?"

[Stolzing]

"Ask me to play Op. 3 #2 one more time, I dare you."

[stevie]

HAHAHAHAHAHA SOME CLASSICS!

keep em comin 

[m1469]

" Trick or Treat ? "   

[gilad]

then he said that he wouldn't hurt them. i can't believe they're dead.

[jas]

"Why can't I join your gang? you said get yo'self a hoe and dress bad"

" Trick or Treat ? "

Heh. These two are brilliant.

Jas

[randmc]

Rach: " I feel short...."

[BoliverAllmon]

"Ask me to play Op. 3 #2 one more time, I dare you."

sweet.

[rimv2]

There was a time when ah used to walk around these bushes"

[Dazzer]

"No no, nothing to see here. Move along please"
"Yes, it was I who tripped you. What are YOU going to do about it?"
"Dammit! Tell me before you TAKE the photo. Now people are going to think i'm some crazed depressed maniac"

[pianobabe_56]

"Ask me to play Op. 3 #2 one more time, I dare you."

*laughter* My personal favorite... 

[Motrax]

"Ask me to play Op. 3 #2 one more time, I dare you."

Yup, definitely the best so far.

[ted]

"Will you be my friend ?"